Alex✨

They/Them pronouns 💫Let's commit a ✨Felony ✨

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I wanna be in a cartoon

bc if bad things happen to me,at least its funny

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[Messes up once]

Me, immediately: Fuckity fuck, you're outta luck

*dies*

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Stranger:So, are you a boy or a girl

Me: I'm a liability

Stranger:No like what's in ur pants

Me:Anxiety

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if I die I'm gonna have a giant kahoot that has 1(one) question about me and no one will know the answer

The person who finds the correct answer will get all my stuff and a chocolate muffin but if no one gets it correct then I will have my bones used as a Halloween decoration for my sister

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if you were immortal you could one day beat God when the rest of the universe has shriveled and died like a piece of shrimp and god will have to bow down and justify her sins to you. She imprisoned me in this mortal meat suit and I will tear that fucker down until I have God as my throne and the devil as my adviser