corvids are pretty cool

20s remember to draft your non-basics dms open

[angelotheque]

[lindleland]

mario's personal information just got leaked onto the internet

[lindleland]

it was a dire dire dox

[noelle-ism]

huh? bweh?

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Gang of whimsypunks saw me dumpster diving in the alley behind the marble store. Cornered me. The lankiest one started coming at me with a paintbrush. Couldn't have been older than 30. Just a kid. Watched the light leave their smiley contact lenses after unleashing my sub-2-second Bill drill. If they got within 7 yards and thought to sprint, I'd be done for. Perfect El Presidente on the ones that were running. Couldn't let them report back to the rest of the "polycute." I know how they operate. You get marked as a "grumpy gus" and one night you wake up with hundreds of burning sparklers in the shape of a butterfly on your lawn. Not me. Not again. What is the world coming to? Oh god. Oh, god.

[oneheadtoanother]

[torsnach]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[fluffysheeps]

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

why did he say this

[spicymochi]

pick a cartoon puppy to adopt!

[parkchanwoohoo]

[eden-eden-eden-eden-eden]

Please please a strawberry for me please

[megparsec]

Baa baa backstreets, have you any boys

[dogpuppy]

[wintymute]

This is me if you even care you need to do conservation efforts

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[circusheart]

Just convince yourself that it's fun to be bad at things

[cutecipher]

having a hard time finding new music online so ive taken to sniffing the ground outside for signs of music