PRINCE OF THE PIT

Dan. Nonbinary. 30-ish. Disabled idiot having fun on the computer. Bastard of the Twin Cities.

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current edc

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Visit Original Link

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chigurheads seething over her position in the powerscale

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The real problem is nobody in America knows how to have a good time

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They used to get together to drink and misbehave. After a mandatory stint at the Preppy Academy, they replaced alcohol with books on service and discipline. Since then, they've been presenting themselves with a neater appearance.

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Always interesting to see Tumblr users approach the line where they decide sexual harassment is woke

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The quarterback had been told he needed to get his grades up but he wasn’t sure why the Dean recommended he wear a bow tie. Regardless, by the time he had it tied, it was too late. The magic was already working. His vision worsened and he found himself needing thick glasses. His features weakened and he dropped from 180 lbs of muscle to a scrawny 130 pounds. A metallic taste filled his mouth as heavy braces appeared. And finally, a hefty weight tugged at his shirt as an overloaded pocket protector appeared in his shirt pocket.

At first he was horrified, but only for a moment. Soon his terror at his transformation gave way to a sense of profound curiosity… and a desire to spend his Saturdays at the library. No longer would he wake up early for practice; instead he would be studying the classics. Of course, he had to drop off the team but he was now a straight A student in Library Sciences so he didn’t really care. And the Dean was pleased with the success. The next Monday, a bow tie would arrive on at the dorm of every male student on campus.

Aren’t you ready to get your grades up? Join the nerdification discord!

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The selfie you took with the squiggly knife is really funny but like. In a cool and charismatic way not in a 'you look weird' way. But also you look weird but in a cool and charismatic way

Uh. Thanks. I guess.

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Wanna get a pair of those muji hakama pants (the ones that are a lot less pleated with a more conventional silhouette) n I sorta can't tell whether I should get them in brown or black. But I need some brown pants I like.

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my friend didn't have a knife in his kitchen to cut the chocolate zucchini bread i made so i used my giant 6" squiggly folding knife to cut it into slices almost immediately after stabbing myself in the finger with it.

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zucchini bread pov

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my friend didn't have a knife in his kitchen to cut the chocolate zucchini bread i made so i used my giant 6" squiggly folding knife to cut it into slices almost immediately after stabbing myself in the finger with it.

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is it poser or poseur?

poser when you're talking about punk rock, poseur when you're talking about anything else

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Im really glad the folk punk era seems to generally be over

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Gang of whimsypunks saw me dumpster diving in the alley behind the marble store. Cornered me. The lankiest one started coming at me with a paintbrush. Couldn't have been older than 30. Just a kid. Watched the light leave their smiley contact lenses after unleashing my sub-2-second Bill drill. If they got within 7 yards and thought to sprint, I'd be done for. Perfect El Presidente on the ones that were running. Couldn't let them report back to the rest of the "polycute." I know how they operate. You get marked as a "grumpy gus" and one night you wake up with hundreds of burning sparklers in the shape of a butterfly on your lawn. Not me. Not again. What is the world coming to? Oh god. Oh, god.

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People on here talk about Laura Palmer like she’s their friend who actually died

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Incarcerated for Life in Trump's War on the Left

Autumn Hill left a Prairieland ICE facility protest before it turned violent. She was still sentenced to 50 years as part of Trump's war on

They're sending a trans woman to prison for life over the fact that she attended an anti-ICE protest where a cop died (she had already left the protest when the 'violence' started)

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Thud got scared by my speaker playing mens recovery project. He walked up to it and then ran away.

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Gotta be honest everybody i am fucking loving big pants being on trend