PRINCE OF THE PIT

Dan. Nonbinary. 30-ish. Disabled idiot having fun on the computer. Bastard of the Twin Cities.

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current edc

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Visit Original Link

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I feel like I'm trapped in a sort of spiritual cave, and the only real interactions I get with other people are getting a basket of bread and water lowered down to me, with a thumbs up, and a "good luck"

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An evergreen image unfortunately

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Niu Lai has not made its way onto tumblr yet so I guess my anglophone ass has to make a post about it

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Low-budget ‘Niu Lai’ emerges as a surprise hit with its ‘disaster-level’ animation, grabbing millions in China as curiosity rivals Nolan’s ‘

This movie is currently a huge meme in china. It came out of nowhere and inexplicably got a theatrical release, looks like ass, was animated completely by the director and his mother, and took several years to make. "Niu Lai" translates roughly to "The bull is coming" and apparently the film has several other allusions to stock market puns. The Chinese stock market coincidentally had an uptick the day of its release which added further fuel to the meme fire. After going viral Niu Lai began to actually turn profit at the box office, theatres unprepared for Niu Lai mania (the creators did not distribute any promotional material) had to improvise DIY posters:

Niu Lai has now been pulled from theatres.

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I dread the idea of an afterlife. What do you mean I have to keep doing this shit?

you're not gonna know

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Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

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Once this knife gets pulled out of my brain im going to be happy and capable

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drinking an extra virgin roy rogers (no cola because the bubbles give me a tummyache, no grenadine cus it sounds like grenada and reminds me of that war that happened [im anti imperialist]) at the soberqueer burlesque club, my girlfriend is there for open mic night with her new a capella ragtime group. the soberbartender hands me another glass of ice with a cherry in it. nothing could be more punk rock than this

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Travis Chapman

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Klonopin day

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Legit I think I'd be pretty good at getting tortured in prison

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the gif is even funnier