PRINCE OF THE PIT

Dan. Nonbinary. 30-ish. Disabled idiot having fun on the computer. Bastard of the Twin Cities.

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current edc

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Visit Original Link

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The selfie you took with the squiggly knife is really funny but like. In a cool and charismatic way not in a 'you look weird' way. But also you look weird but in a cool and charismatic way

Uh. Thanks. I guess.

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Wanna get a pair of those muji hakama pants (the ones that are a lot less pleated with a more conventional silhouette) n I sorta can't tell whether I should get them in brown or black. But I need some brown pants I like.

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my friend didn't have a knife in his kitchen to cut the chocolate zucchini bread i made so i used my giant 6" squiggly folding knife to cut it into slices almost immediately after stabbing myself in the finger with it.

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zucchini bread pov

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my friend didn't have a knife in his kitchen to cut the chocolate zucchini bread i made so i used my giant 6" squiggly folding knife to cut it into slices almost immediately after stabbing myself in the finger with it.

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is it poser or poseur?

poser when you're talking about punk rock, poseur when you're talking about anything else

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Im really glad the folk punk era seems to generally be over

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Gang of whimsypunks saw me dumpster diving in the alley behind the marble store. Cornered me. The lankiest one started coming at me with a paintbrush. Couldn't have been older than 30. Just a kid. Watched the light leave their smiley contact lenses after unleashing my sub-2-second Bill drill. If they got within 7 yards and thought to sprint, I'd be done for. Perfect El Presidente on the ones that were running. Couldn't let them report back to the rest of the "polycute." I know how they operate. You get marked as a "grumpy gus" and one night you wake up with hundreds of burning sparklers in the shape of a butterfly on your lawn. Not me. Not again. What is the world coming to? Oh god. Oh, god.

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People on here talk about Laura Palmer like she’s their friend who actually died

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Incarcerated for Life in Trump's War on the Left

Autumn Hill left a Prairieland ICE facility protest before it turned violent. She was still sentenced to 50 years as part of Trump's war on

They're sending a trans woman to prison for life over the fact that she attended an anti-ICE protest where a cop died (she had already left the protest when the 'violence' started)

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Thud got scared by my speaker playing mens recovery project. He walked up to it and then ran away.

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Gotta be honest everybody i am fucking loving big pants being on trend

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Am I your special little boy

Not particularly

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This is a really fun post so far

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It weirds me out so fucking much how "gender envy" has memetically moved into being some mixture of "I think that's cool" and "I want to wear you like a coat." Gender is like the sole quantum of personality to a lot of people, and it's something that can be exchanged or acquired. That's really weird. I'm very disturbed by how the idealized future was gender becoming irrelevant, and now gender is the absolute most important aspect of identity and completely immutable and ever present and flowing through literally everything. Gendoid world order fucking suuuuuux.

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Re: sailors on USS Abraham Lincoln on half rations.

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If I don't get a workshop and the ability to start making some shit I'm gonna kill and die

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I think my sleep quality has gotten worse since I ran out of b2