Dr. Atom Corv & Bjarne

Partially abandoned OC account Main is laes-potato-chips

[corvus-moleculae]

About

• Name: Dr. Atom (like Adam) Corv

• 📍Lab #1.618

• He/Him

• 19, but mostly irrelevant as I am undead

• I mostly study plants, small and unicellular organisms, and chemicals. Occasionally larger life forms that somehow keep ending up in my lab

• Bjarne is this random guy who just moved into my lab. I can’t get rid of him

• Name: Bjarne Skjødesløs Huoyan (火炎), or BJ

• 📍Lab #473 officially, but I’m actually in Atom’s lab

• He/They

• ≈23 (I keep forgetting my birthday)

• My fields are Mechanical Science, Nuclear Engineering, and just enough Botany that I can mess with Atom’s projects when I get bored

• I have a couple children! Two robots; one named D.A.V.E. C.A.P. And the other is B.I.G. W.A.V.E. I’ve got an adopted kid named Kaede, and an adopted younger sibling named Eka!

( @freakasaurus-rex )

• Atom’s best friend

• Sticker enthusiast

[corvus-moleculae]

Happy pride month gays

-Bjarne (and Atom but he didn’t say it like that)

[freakasaurus-rex]

those gummy sharks are like crack

[corvus-moleculae]

“I’m such a nice person. I’m SO nice” I say five minutes after ragebaiting my best friend

[corvus-moleculae]

FUN FACT ABOUT BJARNE TIME

I was supposed to be a triplet but I absorbed the other two in the womb and accidentally ended up with a few extra ribs and an extra kidney😛

[intern-ko]

That explains a lot

[corvus-moleculae]

How

[intern-ko]

The extra ribs and the extra kidney, mostly. I didn’t know about the triplet thing.

[corvus-moleculae]

How does that explain anything

Atom actually found the third kidney! I didn’t know before

[intern-ko]

Sturdiness

Oh!! That’s fun! How’d you learn about it?

[corvus-moleculae]

He was doing anastomosis on my intestine after I got stabbed then went “Bjarne… why do you have three kidneys” and I said “OH MY GOSH THREE IS MY LUCKY NUMBER”

[intern-ko]

You got STABBED??

When? Was this recent? Are you okay?

[corvus-moleculae]

You’re SURPRISED??

Yeah like a month ago :3 it extended the surgery by an hour or two cause Atom wanted to make sure the extra kidney was mine

[intern-ko]

I’m more worried! Who did it. Are they dead? I can make them dead.

…who else’s would it be? I think it’s yours now, at least… if it wasn’t originally…

[corvus-moleculae]

I did a crappy job of securing a pipe and it swung into me :P

We’re pretty sure it’s one of the triplets, but finders keeper ykwim. You never know with me

[intern-ko]

I see. I don’t have to kill anyone for stabbing you, then?

what does ykwim mean

[corvus-moleculae]

Just me

Yaknowatimean

[intern-ko]

I will not be killing you. I like you.

Why did it get longer what is this word

[corvus-moleculae]

But I stabbed myself

Holy shit Ko. “Do. you. know. what. I. mean.”

[intern-ko]

Yeah but killing you is the opposite of what I want to do. Plus, getting vengeance for you by killing you defeats the purpose

no I don’t that’s why I’m asking <•n•>

wait.

…does it just mean ‘you know what I mean’…

[corvus-moleculae]

If you say so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

YES.

[corvus-moleculae]

FUN FACT ABOUT BJARNE TIME

I was supposed to be a triplet but I absorbed the other two in the womb and accidentally ended up with a few extra ribs and an extra kidney😛

[intern-ko]

That explains a lot

[corvus-moleculae]

How

[intern-ko]

The extra ribs and the extra kidney, mostly. I didn’t know about the triplet thing.

[corvus-moleculae]

How does that explain anything

Atom actually found the third kidney! I didn’t know before

[intern-ko]

Sturdiness

Oh!! That’s fun! How’d you learn about it?

[corvus-moleculae]

He was doing anastomosis on my intestine after I got stabbed then went “Bjarne… why do you have three kidneys” and I said “OH MY GOSH THREE IS MY LUCKY NUMBER”

[intern-ko]

You got STABBED??

When? Was this recent? Are you okay?

[corvus-moleculae]

You’re SURPRISED??

Yeah like a month ago :3 it extended the surgery by an hour or two cause Atom wanted to make sure the extra kidney was mine

[intern-ko]

I’m more worried! Who did it. Are they dead? I can make them dead.

…who else’s would it be? I think it’s yours now, at least… if it wasn’t originally…

[corvus-moleculae]

I did a crappy job of securing a pipe and it swung into me :P

We’re pretty sure it’s one of the triplets, but finders keeper ykwim. You never know with me

[intern-ko]

I see. I don’t have to kill anyone for stabbing you, then?

what does ykwim mean

[corvus-moleculae]

Just me

Yaknowatimean

[intern-ko]

I will not be killing you. I like you.

Why did it get longer what is this word

[corvus-moleculae]

But I stabbed myself

Holy shit Ko. “Do. you. know. what. I. mean.”

[corvus-moleculae]

FUN FACT ABOUT BJARNE TIME

I was supposed to be a triplet but I absorbed the other two in the womb and accidentally ended up with a few extra ribs and an extra kidney😛

[intern-ko]

That explains a lot

[corvus-moleculae]

How

[intern-ko]

The extra ribs and the extra kidney, mostly. I didn’t know about the triplet thing.

[corvus-moleculae]

How does that explain anything

Atom actually found the third kidney! I didn’t know before

[intern-ko]

Sturdiness

Oh!! That’s fun! How’d you learn about it?

[corvus-moleculae]

He was doing anastomosis on my intestine after I got stabbed then went “Bjarne… why do you have three kidneys” and I said “OH MY GOSH THREE IS MY LUCKY NUMBER”

[intern-ko]

You got STABBED??

When? Was this recent? Are you okay?

[corvus-moleculae]

You’re SURPRISED??

Yeah like a month ago :3 it extended the surgery by an hour or two cause Atom wanted to make sure the extra kidney was mine

[intern-ko]

I’m more worried! Who did it. Are they dead? I can make them dead.

…who else’s would it be? I think it’s yours now, at least… if it wasn’t originally…

[corvus-moleculae]

I did a crappy job of securing a pipe and it swung into me :P

We’re pretty sure it’s one of the triplets, but finders keeper ykwim. You never know with me

[intern-ko]

I see. I don’t have to kill anyone for stabbing you, then?

what does ykwim mean

[corvus-moleculae]

Just me

Yaknowatimean

[corvus-moleculae]

FUN FACT ABOUT BJARNE TIME

I was supposed to be a triplet but I absorbed the other two in the womb and accidentally ended up with a few extra ribs and an extra kidney😛

[intern-ko]

That explains a lot

[corvus-moleculae]

How

[intern-ko]

The extra ribs and the extra kidney, mostly. I didn’t know about the triplet thing.

[corvus-moleculae]

How does that explain anything

Atom actually found the third kidney! I didn’t know before

[intern-ko]

Sturdiness

Oh!! That’s fun! How’d you learn about it?

[corvus-moleculae]

He was doing anastomosis on my intestine after I got stabbed then went “Bjarne… why do you have three kidneys” and I said “OH MY GOSH THREE IS MY LUCKY NUMBER”

[intern-ko]

You got STABBED??

When? Was this recent? Are you okay?

[corvus-moleculae]

You’re SURPRISED??

Yeah like a month ago :3 it extended the surgery by an hour or two cause Atom wanted to make sure the extra kidney was mine

[intern-ko]

I’m more worried! Who did it. Are they dead? I can make them dead.

…who else’s would it be? I think it’s yours now, at least… if it wasn’t originally…

[corvus-moleculae]

I did a crappy job of securing a pipe and it swung into me :P

We’re pretty sure it’s one of the triplets, but finders keeper ykwim. You never know with me

[corvus-moleculae]

FUN FACT ABOUT BJARNE TIME

I was supposed to be a triplet but I absorbed the other two in the womb and accidentally ended up with a few extra ribs and an extra kidney😛

[intern-ko]

That explains a lot

[corvus-moleculae]

How

[intern-ko]

The extra ribs and the extra kidney, mostly. I didn’t know about the triplet thing.

[corvus-moleculae]

How does that explain anything

Atom actually found the third kidney! I didn’t know before

[intern-ko]

Sturdiness

Oh!! That’s fun! How’d you learn about it?

[corvus-moleculae]

He was doing anastomosis on my intestine after I got stabbed then went “Bjarne… why do you have three kidneys” and I said “OH MY GOSH THREE IS MY LUCKY NUMBER”

[intern-ko]

You got STABBED??

When? Was this recent? Are you okay?

[corvus-moleculae]

You’re SURPRISED??

Yeah like a month ago :3 it extended the surgery by an hour or two cause Atom wanted to make sure the extra kidney was mine

[corvus-moleculae]

FUN FACT ABOUT BJARNE TIME

I was supposed to be a triplet but I absorbed the other two in the womb and accidentally ended up with a few extra ribs and an extra kidney😛

[intern-ko]

That explains a lot

[corvus-moleculae]

How

[intern-ko]

The extra ribs and the extra kidney, mostly. I didn’t know about the triplet thing.

[corvus-moleculae]

How does that explain anything

Atom actually found the third kidney! I didn’t know before

[intern-ko]

Sturdiness

Oh!! That’s fun! How’d you learn about it?

[corvus-moleculae]

He was doing anastomosis on my intestine after I got stabbed then went “Bjarne… why do you have three kidneys” and I said “OH MY GOSH THREE IS MY LUCKY NUMBER”

[corvus-moleculae]

FUN FACT ABOUT BJARNE TIME

I was supposed to be a triplet but I absorbed the other two in the womb and accidentally ended up with a few extra ribs and an extra kidney😛

[intern-ko]

That explains a lot

[corvus-moleculae]

How

[intern-ko]

The extra ribs and the extra kidney, mostly. I didn’t know about the triplet thing.

[corvus-moleculae]

How does that explain anything

Atom actually found the third kidney! I didn’t know before

[corvus-moleculae]

FUN FACT ABOUT BJARNE TIME

I was supposed to be a triplet but I absorbed the other two in the womb and accidentally ended up with a few extra ribs and an extra kidney😛

[intern-ko]

That explains a lot

[corvus-moleculae]

How

[corvus-moleculae]

FUN FACT ABOUT BJARNE TIME

I was supposed to be a triplet but I absorbed the other two in the womb and accidentally ended up with a few extra ribs and an extra kidney😛

[straitjacket-angel]

Open RP: All roles welcome

- - <{X}> - - <{X}> - - <{X}> - - <{X}> - - <{X}> - -

<She was out.>

<She was out and it was surreal.>

<She didn't remember much, only that she'd been able to get the straitjacket undone, had mauled someone and ran.>

<Now she ran.>

<She was free.>

<For now...>

<she knew they'd find her again...they always did...>

<She might as well enjoy the fresh air while she can...>

- - <{X}> - - <{X}> - - <{X}> - - <{X}> - - <{X}> - -

[corvus-moleculae]

[ Bjarne skips happily next to her. There’s blood all over his mouth. Perhaps he bit someone ] “we should find some sticks”

[straitjacket-angel]

<She squeaks in panic>

"Wha- who are you!?"

[corvus-moleculae]

[ he gives it a funny look but shrugs it off ] “Bjarne. Your little escape was GREAT! Gave me a chance to skedaddle too”

[straitjacket-angel]

"I'm...—

<she pauses. Does she use the name the doctor gave her, or her own? No...she can't remember her own.>

—...Alabaster"

"What...happened the past...hour?"

[corvus-moleculae]

“I know dude” [ he wipes his mouth. The blood smears all over his shirt sleeve ] “Everyone got some free time—if you can even call it that—and I was kinda zoning out then someone screamed and I looked and you were trying to leave, so i decided; hey, it’s been a while since anything interesting has happened, and who am I if I’m not participating? So I ran after you. Security almost got us, but fear not! I have teeth and no issue with using them. And now we’re here”

[straitjacket-angel]

"We...need to get far from here..."

[corvus-moleculae]

“Good idea! But let’s grab some sticks too”

[straitjacket-angel]

<It grabs a good amount.>

"...So...what are you...sick with? They...had you for a reason, right?"

[corvus-moleculae]

[ he grabs a decently big one and swings it around like Charlie Chaplin. He smirks ]

“They haven’t figured it out yettt. I’ve got some stuff going on upstairs, but I don’t share secrets”

[straitjacket-angel]

"...mine makes me drink blood."

[corvus-moleculae]

[ he seems to physically look up into his head to make sense of what they said, chewing on his tongue in thought ] “there’s a mental illness that makes you a vampire?”

[straitjacket-angel]

Open RP: All roles welcome

- - <{X}> - - <{X}> - - <{X}> - - <{X}> - - <{X}> - -

<She was out.>

<She was out and it was surreal.>

<She didn't remember much, only that she'd been able to get the straitjacket undone, had mauled someone and ran.>

<Now she ran.>

<She was free.>

<For now...>

<she knew they'd find her again...they always did...>

<She might as well enjoy the fresh air while she can...>

- - <{X}> - - <{X}> - - <{X}> - - <{X}> - - <{X}> - -

[corvus-moleculae]

[ Bjarne skips happily next to her. There’s blood all over his mouth. Perhaps he bit someone ] “we should find some sticks”

[straitjacket-angel]

<She squeaks in panic>

"Wha- who are you!?"

[corvus-moleculae]

[ he gives it a funny look but shrugs it off ] “Bjarne. Your little escape was GREAT! Gave me a chance to skedaddle too”

[straitjacket-angel]

"I'm...—

<she pauses. Does she use the name the doctor gave her, or her own? No...she can't remember her own.>

—...Alabaster"

"What...happened the past...hour?"

[corvus-moleculae]

“I know dude” [ he wipes his mouth. The blood smears all over his shirt sleeve ] “Everyone got some free time—if you can even call it that—and I was kinda zoning out then someone screamed and I looked and you were trying to leave, so i decided; hey, it’s been a while since anything interesting has happened, and who am I if I’m not participating? So I ran after you. Security almost got us, but fear not! I have teeth and no issue with using them. And now we’re here”

[straitjacket-angel]

"We...need to get far from here..."

[corvus-moleculae]

“Good idea! But let’s grab some sticks too”

[straitjacket-angel]

<It grabs a good amount.>

"...So...what are you...sick with? They...had you for a reason, right?"

[corvus-moleculae]

[ he grabs a decently big one and swings it around like Charlie Chaplin. He smirks ]

“They haven’t figured it out yettt. I’ve got some stuff going on upstairs, but I don’t share secrets”

[intern-ko]

[ At Ko’s house ]

[ KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK ]

“…?”

*Ko pauses, before walking to the door. Opening it.*

“Hello…?”

[corvus-moleculae]

[ he continues knocking on nothing for a second before realizing the door is open ] “Hi Ko!”

[intern-ko]

“Hey! What’s up?”

[corvus-moleculae]

“I was in the area so I thought I’d visit cause I know you miss me” [ he smiles ]

[intern-ko]

“…Right.”

“What were you doing in the area, then? Business, fun, visiting someone…?”

[corvus-moleculae]

“I lied. I came to visit you”

[intern-ko]

“Awh, that’s sweet. What’d you need, Bjarne?”

[corvus-moleculae]

“I dunno. I was bored. And sick of Atom. He says hello by the way. In that stupid accent he has”

[intern-ko]

[ At Ko’s house ]

[ KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK ]

“…?”

*Ko pauses, before walking to the door. Opening it.*

“Hello…?”

[corvus-moleculae]

[ he continues knocking on nothing for a second before realizing the door is open ] “Hi Ko!”

[intern-ko]

“Hey! What’s up?”

[corvus-moleculae]

“I was in the area so I thought I’d visit cause I know you miss me” [ he smiles ]

[intern-ko]

“…Right.”

“What were you doing in the area, then? Business, fun, visiting someone…?”

[corvus-moleculae]

“I lied. I came to visit you”