i'm in hyperspecific au hell

Ambs | they/them | Edgedancer | Finally caved in and made a cosmere sideblog. My autistic ass currently has the Stormlight Archive as a Special Interest so this is where I get to dump all of that! 

[bridgefourisgayrights-deactivat]

My hero from the oppressed class whose name starts with a K could beat up your hero from the oppressed class whose name starts with a K

[bridgefourisgayrights-deactivat]

Kaladin slaps Kelsier around until Kelsier yells “POCKET SAND” and punches him in the throat

[originalcontent]

Oh man I have actually made some stuff for human!Nightblood and sword!Szeth au before, but it has been a while, it is good content.

[transkelsier-m-deactivated20211]

i’m not going to be able to get top surgery without going heh lord of scars this site has released neurotoxins into my brain

[cosmerestuck]

You say that like it's not a bonus.

[bridgefourisgayrights-deactivat]

*playing the mistborn era 2 open world shooter* bro the random encounters in the roughs are insane

[transkelsier-m-deactivated20211]

just got mauled and killed by lions again in the roughs

[ianthenjoyer]

i clipped through the ground in elendel and got stuck in the pits of hathsin

[cosmerestuck]

I hacked the game and Harmony himself interceded to tell me to stop that

[taleweaver-ramblings]

Ok, I assumed this was just, y'know, cremposting as usual, but I just saw an unrelated post that sounds like it's ALSO about a Mistborn game. So . . .

Is this a real thing??!? And if so, where do I get it?

[cosmerestuck]

No this is just memes, tragically, but also PLEASE tell me where you saw the mistborn game post bc I Would Like The It

[bridgefourisgayrights-deactivat]

*playing the mistborn era 2 open world shooter* bro the random encounters in the roughs are insane

[transkelsier-m-deactivated20211]

just got mauled and killed by lions again in the roughs

[ianthenjoyer]

i clipped through the ground in elendel and got stuck in the pits of hathsin

[cosmerestuck]

I hacked the game and Harmony himself interceded to tell me to stop that

[501st-captain]

i think ive finally given up on setting aside the time to colour this but this is @cosmerestuck and i’s stormlight ocs, makai and rey, ditching a stuffy lighteyes banquet together

[cosmerestuck]

OH T H E M !!!!!!!! I love them, the kids are alright :')

[if-one-of-us-falls]

"my son is fine" your son is seeing forbidden visions of the future and scratching ominous countdowns on the walls

[if-one-of-us-falls]

@rlainarin how could you hide this in the tags

[benk625-blog]

Well my adopted son is fine. Your adopted son has severe, chronic depression.

Well my daughter in law is fine. Your daughter in law has dissociative identity disorder.

[lilmangii-deactivated20210406]

For my friend who started reading way of kings and loves jasnah, as all lesbians should.

[lilmangii-deactivated20210406]

[akpaley]

A commission of teenage Lift for @masterheartsxiii - This was a lot of fun to work on, and it was fun doing something very active and acrobatic pose-wise. 

[irithyllians]

A moment of silence for Elhokar. Not bc he died for the crime of being a bad king but bc I mispronounced his name as ‘Elkohar’ for one and a half books before I realised I’d read it wrong

[imonlyhereforcrem]

Full Cosmere Timeline

In the beginning: Adonalsium reigns Shadows for Silence in the Forests of Hell (2013) Ambition arrives in the Threnodite System Odium kills Ambition, Mercy helps The Forests of Hell are discovered Less than 100 yrs ago, The Evil appears on the Homeland, Nazh leaves Threnody

Tumblr, I present to you my greatest creation of No One Asked for This to date! A full Cosmere timeline presented in Prezi form of all published works. It’s a little messy because dates are uncertain and I will need to reread everything to get a better sense of time scale, but here it is. I consider this a working document, so constructive criticism is welcome.

THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS. SO MANY SPOILERS.

[kingjasnah]

ok you know how the row duel lives rent free in your mind? for me it's the hoid versus kelsier fight. just. the clown on clown violence of it all akfkkshjskgjskjfkskfkekfkkskd

YES the way hoid was like ok im gonna give the mistborn fans what they want and kick the shit out of kelsier....in the most bastardous way possible.....

but since i read that wob about hoid not being able to physically harm any living being this fight has been 100 times funnier like he sees kelsier, known bastard, known bastard who is a ghost rn and is like ah the corpse of adonalsium is smiling on me today 😁👊💥 a LOOPHOLE

[onlycosmere]

It’s really funny to me that we decided Warbreaker is the Sisterhood novel and all about the Frozen-esque bond of sisters who love each other.

But we never mention Fafen, the middle sister who became a monk and is just hanging out back in Idris throughout the novel..

[cosmerestuck]

she minded her business and stayed in her lane. good for her.

[ayhotte]

and best boy

[onlycosmere]

[transkelsier-m-deactivated20211]

well put brandon.

[cosmik-homo]

[ID: a screenshot from one of brandon sanderson’s youtube lectures. He is saying, according to the captions, ‘Sometimes you’re going to have to ignore me. /End ID]

[onlycosmere]

[connah151]

The Ascendant Warrior

The Last Emperor

The Survivor of Hathsin

Harmony

The Lord Mistborn

The Counsellor of the Gods

…Ham

The Mother Of Terris