Just trash

[cosmicbumblingbee]

Mobius: He's cute, he's nice, all Pros, no Cons. Uh I mean, he's an ex-con, but that's a Pro. B-15: Uh I don't know if that's- Mobius: That's a Pro! B-15: OK.

[5ummit]

Black Widow (2021) + Letterboxd Reviews + Florence Pugh

[cosmicbumblingbee]

Sylvie: Ooh, what's that? Mobius: What's what? Sylvie: You got a little red um is that a bug bite? Or a little mouth shaped sunburn? Looks like a hickey, actually. Mobius: But it's not- It's not a- It's not a hickey, right? Because that would be disgusting, and wildly unprofessional. Loki, did you give me a hickey?! Loki: Okay no, I didn't, I gave you a- a half hickey, because we haven't had the time or the privacy for me to give you a full hickey!

[cosmicbumblingbee]

[Sylvie reading Mobius' poem about Loki]

Sylvie: "My heart yearns for your fragrant hair"?

Mobius: That's private!

Sylvie: Does he have fragrant hair?

Mobius: Yes. I'm a terrible poet and a terrible boyfriend.

Sylvie: What's the last line? "Because you're worth it"?

[cosmicbumblingbee]

Do you know what I want in season 2? I want Mobius to meet Odin and absolute tear him apart with fury because of all the shit he pulled on Loki. To show him just how good Loki can be with support and love.

[cosmicbumblingbee]

Can someone explain to me why all of a sudden in Loki I am attracted to Owen Wilson? I really can’t put my finger on it.

[hydro-homies]

[this-isnotmy-cat]

[owlsounds]

When you want to be alone even though it’s not a good idea for your mental health.

[princesstigerbelle]

Me

[cosmicbumblingbee]

Just had a thought for Bridget Jones AU. Eames it definitely Bridget, Arthur is Mark, Robert is Daniel, Ari is Sharon, Dom is Jude. 

[boethiah]

please look up the canberra centennial sky whale. its a $35,000 hot air balloon commissioned for the city’s hundredth birthday and it looks like a whale with eight massive dangling titties 

[boethiah]

it flew over the whole city

[boethiah]

massive flying eight tiddy birthday whale 

[piglii]

[thexlizardxqueen]

That blue balloon to the left seems equally as surprised as we do

[incorrect-inception-quotes]

Arthur: Hey, sorry if I embarrassed you by, like, thinking you actually wanted to kiss me. Eames: Oh, me, embarrassed? Please. You’re looking at the guy who peed in his Cowardly Lion costume in the third grade play. Luckily, it fit the character so it looked like a strong acting choice.

[dontbesillyo]

[inessaarmands-deactivated202207]

“because i’m literally a communist.” —a mood for literally everyday, but especially this morning after ash sarkar roasted piers morgan alive on national television

[antiandrogen]

piers morgan is the loudest dumbass jfdjekfkd

[armedjoy]

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[lavender-and-honey]

I lov her

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[hypocrite-char]

“Do you know why we have the sunflowers? It’s not because Vincent van Gogh suffered. It’s because Vincent van Gogh had a brother who loved him. Through all the pain, he had a tether, a connection to the world. And that is the focus of the story we need – connection. Thank you.”

Hannah Gadsby