English is not my native language

[cosmiccoretalismanrr]

If someone has the desire and strength to write a fanfiction based on one of my ideas published here. I'm just glad. Forward. You are welcome. If I could write, I would write it myself. But I can't. So I'm just glad. Then please let me know what you wrote so that I can read it. (If you're not going to finish the job, you don't have to tell me.) I've been waiting for the end for years :(

[cosmiccoretalismanrr]

When Yuna asks Ilya what all the Russian words he uses to address Shane mean, Ilya answers honestly.

My tomato, my lawnmower, my love...

Yuna: So what does "pohotlivy kotik" (horny kitty) mean then?

Ilya: It's, um, a sweet kitten.

Later, Shane calls Ilya angrily and asks why his mother called him a horny kitty at dinner.

[minyoonjin]

like peas and carrots 🥹

[cosmiccoretalismanrr]

This fandom is growing geometric series.

[lyrablack1883]

Mirror

[shellem15]

One thing that kinda frustrates me about Shen Jiu fics is that they so often try to sanitize him. Make him nicer/more misunderstood than he actually is.

Like, he was definitely very misunderstood in source material, but he also was straight up a terrible person too, y'know? Both things can be true at once.

The biggest thing is his treatment of Luo Binghe, playing on the idea that it wasn't *as* bad as the characters thought it was. Now, this is just plain wrong cause we know from the extras that SJ gave Binghe the fake cultivation manual with the intent that it would literally explode him. He really wanted to murder that kid, yall. Loony toonz ass villain. Keep this man away from children

And he was definitely a total asshole to all his coworkers, even during disciple days. The other Peak Lords are under no expectation to like him nor tolerate his behavior, especially since they (except Yue Qingyuan) don't know about his backstory (very intentional on SJs part)! SJ very deliberately ostracized himself. His nasty reputation didn't just spring up out of nowhere. He has agency even in other people's opinions of him.

This is particularly notable in his interactions with Liu Qingge. It wasn't "LQG bullies poor SJ and spreads nasty rumors about him." It was a rivalry, a give and take between the both of them. They were both assholes to each other, but clearly, despite the animosity, there was some deeper feeling (SJ being so affected after LQG's murder accusations and then later death). Again, agency is key here.

He's also completely unrepentant until the very end! He will never apologize ever, so no sudden "oh god, what have I done?" heel-turns for him, buddy. If it was that easy, then he wouldn't have gotten human sticked in the first place.

SJ is tragic and sympathetic. SJ is also an awful person and a complete asshole. He's allowed to be both, and both of these sides of him are what makes him an interesting and engaging character.

Edit: holy shit stop interacting with this post everytime I open my notifications I think I’m getting reactions to my more recent shit and instead it’s just this bs. Anyways thanks for 1k notes

[teamunee]

i have a nest, a-jiu thinks. it's mine and it's nice and it's warm. my pack gave me soft nesting gifts, i just can't smell them right now.

blood-loss makes him dizzy. a thready purr escapes his chest.

my packmate came to visit my nest, he thinks, even though he knows it's a lie

Been obsessed with this threadfic lately

(update: the author has posted the fic on ao3! everyone rejoice🎉)

[erabu-san]

Rotten to the core

[yokoso9]

Found this deleted animation by vivinos (creator of alien stage)

[rimonoroni2]

every day of my life i think about that naruhina scene after the chuunin exams where naruto is like “wow hinata, i always thought you were a total weirdo and kinda ugly and hard to understand and extremely awkward and kind of a loser but now i can appreciate people like you!” as if that’s a normal thing to say to someone. konoha made a mistake when they didn’t socialize this child properly. he’s lucky hinata took that as a compliment because if my crush said that to me when we were twelve i’d have been on the news

[boybolt]

[cosmiccoretalismanrr]

Ilya: Kyle, did you know we have a lot in common?

Kyle: So what?

Ilya: We're both spoiled by handsome, rich, old hockey players.

Shane: I'm a month older than you.

Ilya: And you have no complaints about the other points?

Shane:...

[cosmiccoretalismanrr]

When Yuna asks Ilya what all the Russian words he uses to address Shane mean, Ilya answers honestly.

My tomato, my lawnmower, my love...

Yuna: So what does "pohotlivy kotik" (horny kitty) mean then?

Ilya: It's, um, a sweet kitten.

Later, Shane calls Ilya angrily and asks why his mother called him a horny kitty at dinner.

[samehere-onlyone]

Ilya's problem was never realizing he was in love with Shane. It was realizing that being loved back was even a possibility.

[little-birch-boy]

No because I was inspired by this post about Ilya being Shane’s sugar baby to imagine this scenario.

Ilya is sitting in the Cens locker room answering questions from Harris for their social media, probably something about who on the team is gonna pick up the tab at dinner and of course Ilya is all like:

“well OBVIOUSLY it is my hot, rich, older husband. He treats me so well. I know our relationship is controversial-“

and Harris jumps in being like “it’s okay Roz, we don’t have to talk about the rivalry stuff-“

And Ilya pretends to look confused and says “Rivalry? No no I’m talking about our problematic age gap!”

Shane has been in the background taping his stick and ignoring Ilya and Harris until this moment and looks up, squinting at Ilya.

“Yes I know he is so much older than me-“

“Ilya I am one month older than you.”

“-but how can you expect him to resist someone this young and sexy?”

And Shane just rolls his eyes, walks past Ilya and is like “yes I was just so tempted by your youthful energy and naïveté.”

And Ilya’s eyes just light up because Shane is PLAYING and he is so besotted that he just drops the ruse entirely and looks up at Shane with the biggest eyes full of devotion and says “I love you.” With the happiest smile.

And Shane gives him a kiss on his forehead and leaves.

Meanwhile in the background you can hear Wyatt lean over to Bood and be like “do we think that ‘youthful energy’ is like… a euphemism for something?”

Anyway yeah it just popped into my head fully formed.

[cosmiccoretalismanrr]

I've seen people outraged that they don't like the fact that Diamonds (Rihanna) was playing at Hollanova wedding. I didn't get into the point, if so many people are talking about it, is that right?

But then I came across a reddit comment where someone wrote that the word "shine" is heard as "Shane" for a non-native speaker.

I went to listen to this song and really. I hear "Shane."

English is my third language, and learning it is a headache for me, especially by ear. So if I, being crazy about the Canadian freckled hockey player, had heard this song, then yes, I would have heard only his name. I suppose it was the same for Ilya. This song is more than that. She's part of the Hollanov story and love in their big puzzle. The perfect piece.

And I want to recommend to you a wonderful fic by LesCorpsBeauxWhere "Shane bright like a diamond" she lists in English (better than I've ever been able to) all the value of choosing this song at Ilya and Shane's wedding. This is really canonical fanfiction.

[cool-thymus]

this meme is about THEM