MR. ROBOTO

i'm not a nice person. ind. oc | written by osiris

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hey babes! i'm gonna be archiving this blog + moving to a new one very very soon, since I really do miss this asshole roboto. i'll post the promo/url when i do!

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Application:

Name: Jordan “Jay” Beaumont ( human au; donald glover fc ! ) Age | gender: 28 ; male “Are you a stylist? or a client?”: Stylist. Small bio: Though his father hailed from France, his mother was a city girl, her artistic talent rubbing off onto Jay from an early age. His father’s work gave him an upper-middle class experience, but after his parents’ divorce, he picked up odd jobs to help his mom out. She passed away, leaving him alone at the age of 22. Seeing the beauty of hair design and fashion, he picked up cosmotology like second nature, and as a way to cope. His passion for it led him to Starsalon, and ever since then, he’s never wanted anything else.

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Going out on a big date? Need a little psychic reading, to boost your luck for a successful, happy evening? Are you looking for a little makeover to surprise your friends? perhaps you want to enhance your beauty before you hit the clubs? These hair specialists are the best of the best, guaranteed to make you cry tears of happiness, or help you find a spark of hope in your already hectic life. They’re down to earth—-all have lives of their own, pasts to leave behind, and wise words to tell & advice to give. ( Not to mention the gossip that slips between the cracks… ) Nested in the bustling streets of downtown, They are waiting for your appointment for a celestial look, a cosmic transformation!

Starsalon: You’re a divine being; You deserve to look your best!

                                                ( information and rules under the cut. )

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                 ❛ god, lady -- how fuckin’ long ‘re you gonna stare at me ? ❜

             HE’S YET TO MOVE; glossy screen remaining blank  as he  further                  reclines in his seat, long legs spread apart, arms upon the  armrests.                  tone of voice building into ANNOYANCE, his helm tilts back before a                  ground out ( GROWL ) resounds, a gold plated digit jabbed -- pointed                  at the stranger. NEON GREEN lines make up a frowning face, ‘ eyes ‘                  narrowing,  &  drawn  fangs  peeking from the  two dimensional face.

IDENTIFYING:// cutlaw.

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      *SKELETOR VOICE* I AM NOT NICE.

                                                        but i’m still pretty fuckin’ hot.

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decoded. starring retrounit and cosmicunit, dialogue by shecrumbles  a tru masterpiece.

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IDENTIFYING:// BLONDIE.

                                    ❛       i - i’m scared.    don’t do this.        ❜

                                      ❛       yo, blondie, i gotta. look, i’ll                                                               make sure i come back for you.       ❜

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decoded. tag system.

✦┆ic. ❜ ✦┆[ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ]; decoded. ❜ ( ooc. ) ✦┆[ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ]; twerking in the rain with jay. ❜  ( queue )

✦┆[ sᴇʟғ ]; among the cosmos -- you’ve fought tooth & nail for freedom. ❜  ( jay ) ✦┆[ ᴛɪᴇs ]; a glitched prototype -- he’ll love you through life & death. ❜  ( prim ) ✦┆[ ᴛɪᴇs ]; a cold-blooded killer -- & everything you’re not. ❜  ( aero )

✦┆[ ᴛɪᴇs ]; flaxen-haired maiden -- you bestow kindness upon his wretched soul. ❜  ( rapunzel ) ✦┆[ ᴛɪᴇs ]; insert character bond tag here. ❜  ( character )

✦┆[ ᴠᴇʀsᴇ ]; beating the digital clock. ❜ ( main verse. ) ✦┆[ ᴠᴇʀsᴇ ]; the enforcer -- caged & deadly. ❜ ( au; never escaped.. ) ✦┆[ ᴠᴇʀsᴇ ]; a deadly duo. ❜ ( au; escaped, was caught, memory wiped. partner to aero. ) ✦┆[ ᴠᴇʀsᴇ ]; futuristic fast forward . ❜  ( au/post-main. jay & prim move back to the future to live. ) ✦┆[ ᴠᴇʀsᴇ ]; victorious erasure. ❜ ( au/post-main. completes mission & ends up slowly being erased from existence.  ) ✦┆[ ᴠᴇʀsᴇ ]; galactic casanova. ❜  ( au; jay is an alien from a very advanced planet, travelling space. ) ✦┆[ ᴠᴇʀsᴇ ]; reconstructed appearances. ❜  ( au; humanoid/android jay. ) ✦┆[ ᴠᴇʀsᴇ ]; electrified gameboy. ❜ ( seperate au with game chara!cadillac coming to life in reality ) ✦┆[ ᴠᴇʀsᴇ ]; unclassified. ❜ ( unknown. )

✦┆[ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀʙᴏᴀʀᴅ ]; commands. ❜ ( ask replies ) ✦┆[ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀʙᴏᴀʀᴅ ]; hard drive. ❜  ( aesthetic tag. ) ✦┆[ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀʙᴏᴀʀᴅ ]; commercials. ❜  ( promo tag. ) ✦┆[ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀʙᴏᴀʀᴅ ]; vocoder. ❜ ( music tag. ) ✦┆[ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀʙᴏᴀʀᴅ ]; open to mutuals. ❜ ( open tag. ) ✦┆[ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀʙᴏᴀʀᴅ ]; tbd. ❜  ( to be deleted. ) ✦┆[ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀʙᴏᴀʀᴅ ]; crack. ❜  ( crack tag. ) ✦┆[ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀʙᴏᴀʀᴅ ]; skype adventures. ❜ ( skype stuff ) ✦┆[ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀʙᴏᴀʀᴅ ]; memes. ❜ ( meme stuff. ) ✦┆[ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀʙᴏᴀʀᴅ ]; faceless. ❜  ( anons. ) ✦┆[ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀʙᴏᴀʀᴅ ]; saved file. ❜ ( keepsakes ) ✦┆[ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀʙᴏᴀʀᴅ ]; art by osiris. ❜ ( my art ) ✦┆[ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀʙᴏᴀʀᴅ ]; edits by osiris. ❜ ( my edits ) ✦┆[ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀʙᴏᴀʀᴅ ]; reference. ❜ ( things to remember )

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IDENTIFYING:// ???

  ‘ —-I grant you permission to kiss me. ‘

     ‘ hun, i don’t have lips t’ kiss you with. ‘

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IDENTIFYING:// BITCH ASS.

      ❛ in my defense, you kinda left it out in the OPEN so. ❜

          ❛ look here kiddo,  that’s some weak ass ‘ defense ’.               you don’t just walk right inta’ somebody’s CRIB ! ❜

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IDENTIFYING:// SOME KID. 

       ❛ i’m doing a uh —- RESEARCH project. not snooping. ❜

—— ( ofregn &. cosmicunit )

            ❛ yeah, sure, ‘KAY. you know you runnin’ yo’ bitch ass                                         ‘round my place SNOOPIN’. ❜

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seriously though, have you ever listened to j-pop like capsule?

cause lemme say.

always astounding stuff.

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               *SKELETOR VOICE* I AM NOT NICE.

                                                        but i’m still pretty fuckin’ hot.

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[ ://  PRIM. ]

      ‘ j̴̕͘a҉̢y —͝   ‘

      ‘ prim ! ‘              cue jay taking a hold of the              other’s  hand.  what  a  sap.         

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standby. punziiie it’s the trash children & they’re going to destroy me also the heiGHT DIFFERENCES.

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taskforcetengu:

*picks up a human* what the fuck? *shakes it a little* what the fuck?