I'm a Liability

Avery // They/Them // 29 // Cosmic Witch // Aquarius

[wiremotherworshipper-deactivate]

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

[angel-faggot]

need someone to match my freak and my unbearable romanticism

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[musings-of-a-rambling-man]

[cosmiicfairy]

chronic illness really is fucking wild. I'm not sleeping because I'm so sick and can't get any proper rest because of it. but by not getting any sleep or rest it is making me sicker to the point of being non functional. which is making it so i am more exhausted but am sleeping less so i am getting worse. like what is this looney tunes shit

[cosmiicfairy]

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[cosmiicfairy]

at this point i think my doctors just want me to kill myself and get it over with lmao

[cosmiicfairy]

I've lost 30 pounds in two and a half months because i literally can't eat anything without severe gastro issues and an urgent care doctor told me "well the human body can survive for a long time without food, so drink some gatorade! 😃" and i considered mass murder

[comfybutter]

Mommy's going to take you out of the freezer and leave you in a room temperature environment, ok? Awww you're already dripping condensation... There's a puddle gathering at your base, my leaky little condensation slut.

[maidthings]

can you put that on a coaster

[comfybutter]

No. I want her to see all her little circle stains on the table...

[maidthings]

okay thats cute and all but this table was my grandmother's so i would really appreciate it if you could stop and actually consider other peoples belongings for 2 fucking seconds

[phantomrose96]

I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline

[phantomrose96]

characters: Ah, I'm so glad that's all over now :). But luckily that's done and dealt with and we can all resume our normal lives now :)

fic length: Chapter 9 out of 48

[phantomrose96]

[medievalspecs]

[memorilore]

[epilepticfox]

Odysseus: Thank you for the concern, but brother, I can assure you Our journey is almost done.

Song 11 of 40

[susanoos-wife]

[lunarblazes]

after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

[cosmiicfairy]

in the famousbwords of Britney Spears, my loneliness is killing me

[ravioliet]

freak4freak is always so awesome but another character dynamic that i think is really great is freak vs freak. you're the only person who understands me and i'm the only person who understands you. unfortunately this also does not stop either of us from hating each other and in fact it might even make everything significantly worse for everyone involved

[catasters]

[thickness-protection-program]

Diva down

[alevolpe]

just a family being cute.

[ba1laur]

you inform the average gamer that the gerudo of zelda are orientalist caricatures and they start acting like you just shot their wife in front of them

[egregore-engine]

you try to tell people that Japanese people can, in fact, be racist, and are actually quite good at it, and they act like that's the most implausible thing they've ever heard