@wandafairywinkle
Mother....
If you are receiving this message it is to let you know yes you do have another grandbaby on the way. Before you start your shit up again just know I take responsibility for my kids alright I just don't let you see them after you tried to kill my daughter last time and same goes for this baby you ain't seeing them unless under me and irep's supervision. As for how far I am along? Shit I dunno I gotta check with my doctor.
Beat wishes your son -Peri
Dear Peri...
Fuck you and your stupid ass babies. I don't want to see you or them any time. They aren't even my real grandchildren, remember? Anyway, have fun with your 2nd kid, and your 3rd, and your 4th for that matter since you can't stop getting yourself pregnant like the manwhore you are. Even if your legs were sewed shut, you'd still find some way to get your fix. Please jump off the nearest cliff for me when you have the chance, okay?
(Dis)respectfully,
Wanda
Dear mother
What the fuck I haven't even done anything to you in a month all I've done is take care of your husband while you dilly-dally away. 🫩 I also do not plan on anymore children as I am forcing Irep to get a vasectomy after this as I do not want to carry these little shits anymore. Also dad got out of his cage again I was going to tell you earlier but seeing how your being bitchy towards me have fun looking for him all by yourself.
Sincerely -Peri
Dear Peri, Actually, it's great to know that you two aren't going to release any more Anti-Fairy demon spawn on this world. Glad to see you're doing something good for the world for a change. Interspecies unions between Anti-Fairies and Fairies are a disgrace, and I'm sickened that you've put these children in such a position, stuck in a torturous existence with monstrous tendencies beyond their control ingrained into the very fabric of their being. Sorry if I hurt you trying to get rid of the first baby, but I was just doing what I had to.
And besides, I found the empty cage, and have already called Animal Control. I'm letting them take Cosmo to the pound, and hopefully they put him out of his misery (or, at the very least, spay him.) I'm always one step ahead of you. Nice try, though.
-Wanda
Dear bitch
I am trying to be as nice as I can yet you're over here bitching. Also Cosmo broke into the house now Irep has him in the basement and feeding him hotdog's like a dog. Please come get him I don't want to deal with this man child.
Best wishes to the bitch -Peri
Dear Peri,
You can keep him for all I care. Your kids could use a pet, after all. And besides, he's brain-damaged beyond all belief. He can't do much harm. I sure as shit don't want him back, and no one else wants him either. All he does is take up space. He doesn't help care for the house. He doesn't help with Dipper and Rosey. He's not even good for sex anymore. With him constantly switching between acting like a baby and a rabid animal, it's a real boner-killer for me. There are certain lines even I'M not willing to cross. He's of absolutely no use to me now. Whatever you do, please DO NOT return him.
-Wanda
Dear bitch
Please at least come here he's crying out for you and if you do we'll go and abandon him at a pound or something he won't get into the car unless you're here
Best wishes to you bitch -Peri
Ughhhh. Fine. 🫩
Alright just get him out of the basement and I to the car so we can put him down at the vet or wherever 🫩
*She sighed and rolled her eyes, but began walking down the basement steps and called out to him in a fake-nice voice.*
Cosmo? Sweetie? It's me, Wanda. I'm here to take you home. 🥺
*She didn't even feel bad for lying after all he'd put her through.*
*he jumped up at her and started whining happily and licking her face like a dog*
Alright come on into the car so mom can take you home 🫩*Peri said as the back of the car was open*
*he barked and ran out to the car on all fours. he had poofed up a tail that wagged like there was no tomorrow (and there wasnt but he didnt know that yet)*