Okay...it was one time

This is now an AU verse of Skye on Marvel's Agent of SHIELD. Bits and pieces from the show may still be used, but she will not be known as Daisy Johnson. Nothing with Daisy will be associated on this blog.

[fortherpwriters]

Pride and Prejudice sentence meme

[onlybonesleft]

fortherpwriters:

“As you wish to tell me, I doubt I have any choice in the matter.”

“Good heavens. People.”

“Have you no compassion for my poor nerves?”

“Miserable he may be, poor he is not.”

“I have never seen so many pretty girls in all my life.”

“I doubt we shall ever speak again.”

“People do not die from colds.”

“Good Lord, did you walk here?”

“She looked positively medieval.”

“You write uncommonly fast.”

“We could always laugh at him.”

“My good opinion once lost is lost forever.”

“What excellent boiled potatoes.”

“You already owe me a fortune.”

“You can’t invite people to other people’s balls.”

“If he wishes to avoid seeing me, he must go. Not I.”

“Do you never think ill of anybody?”

“It would be most inconvenient as I have sworn to loath him for all eternity.”

“What interesting relatives you have.”

“Clearly, my family are having a competition to see who can expose themselves to the most ridicule.”

“I think she likes him very much.”

“We are all fools in love.”

“You could not make me happy and I am convinced that I am the last person in the world to make you happy.”

“Headstrong, foolish child.”

“You cannot make me.”

“Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry him/her and I will never see you again if you do.”

“Not all of us can afford to be romantic.”

“Don’t judge me, don’t you dare judge me.”

“I love you. Most ardently.”

“So this is your opinion of me, thank you for explaining so fully.”

“I’m quite over him.”

“She’ll be fixed forever as the silliest and most determined flirt who ever made her family ridiculous.”

“My brother gave it to me, he shouldn’t have.”

“Quiet well is not very well.”

“I think it is too late.”

“First, I must tell you I’ve been the must inmitigated and comprehensive ass.”

“Can you die of happiness?”

“You have insulted me in every possible way and can now have nothing further to say.”

“For once in your life, leave me alone!”

“Surely you must know it was all for you.”

“I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.”

“Your hands are cold.”

“I was entirely wrong about him/her.”

“You really do love him/her, don’t you?”

“We’re both so stubborn.”

“I heartily give my consent.”

[084-connordean]

… It’s hard to tell with us. Mun and muse have become one.

Originally posted by gloriousmurder

[cosplayinghacker-blog]

Too true. 

[084-connordean]

That eyebrow raise, tho.

Originally posted by oh-my-sins-blog-blog-blog

[cosplayinghacker-blog]

You keep putting out of character tags on this, but is it really???

[cosplayinghacker-blog]

I like might be here, but it’s mostly for @084-connordean

[084-connordean]

MINE!

[cosplayinghacker-blog]

suuup. <3

[outlawiism-archived2]

ironarmored:

MARVEL’S JESSICA JONES sentence meme.

“I usually like a little more romancing.”

“Would you put day drinking under ‘Experience’ or ‘Special Skills’?”

“I’m scared for you.”

“I’ve been asking the impossible of you, I see that now.”

“Now, that sounded like flirting to me.”

“Don’t… have feelings, okay?”

“Hey, last night was fun, but that doesn’t mean I want your opinion.”

“Again, I don’t flirt, I just say what I want.”

“Yes, you are a paragon of mental health.”

“I’m tired of missing you.”

“You think you can take your shit and dump it one me? You don’t get to do that. So you take your goddamned pain, and you live with it, asshole!”

“Knowing it’s real means you’ve got to make a decision. One, keep denying it. Or two, do something about it.”

“We get it, you’re a real gift to humanity.”

“You still get points for doing good.”

“I want you to know, I forgive you for everything. I’ll say it every day. For as long as you need to hear it.”

“If this is a booty call, I like your chances.”

“God damn you. Just had to be a hero, didn’t you?”

“You are a hard-drinking, short-fused, mess of a person. But you are not a piece of shit.”

“When you wake up, I won’t be around to screw up your life anymore.”

“I don’t get asked on a lot of second dates.”

“I can’t risk you.”

“You’ve been keeping tabs on me?”

“You shoot at me, I’ll pull the bullet out of my ruined jacket and shove it up your ass with my pinky finger, and who do you think that’s going to hurt more?”

“Don’t apologize. I don’t want that from you.”

“I was never the hero that you wanted me to be.”

“You’re exactly the hero I wanted you to be.”

“I don’t give a bag of dicks about what kinky shit you’re into, just be into it quietly.”

“It’s people like you that give people like you a bad name.”

“I let you fight my battles for too long.”

“The way I see it, most people go both good and bad going on. Just depends on which part wins that day.”

“They say that talking about a trauma… that it helps.”

“You help people. That’s who you are.”

“I thought about you. I knew it wouldn’t happen. I couldn’t help it. Picturing us.”

“You’re the first person I ever pictured a future with.”

“They say everyone’s born a hero. But if you let it, life will push you over the line until you’re the villain.”

“I’m life threatening. Steer clear of me. Please.”

“You’ve never loved anyone. You’re not even capable of it.”

“I hate feeling this way, I don’t know how you handle it.”

“Do what you’ve got to do.”

[cosplayinghacker-blog]

I like might be here, but it’s mostly for @084-connordean

[wagingward]

“Okay, Brain…stand back and watch daddy work,” he said with a smirk as he readied himself for the henchmen heading their way.

Grant took on enough opponant that headed his way, trying to keep them away from Skye as she continued to hack. Before he knew it there was a break in the number of men that had been sent their way.

[cosplayinghacker-blog]

Skye stood back and watched him work, occasionally punching the guy that came her way. She had no problem taking care of herself, she had been trained to handle these situations, but she didn’t mind sitting back and admiring his work either. 

“Alright, show off, extraction is this way. Let’s go.”

[wagingward]

“I had plenty of time.”

“Maybe you’re just not as good of a hacker as you think you are.”

[cosplayinghacker-blog]

“I--” she grunted and went back to work. 

“The brains of this operations is done, your turn, brawn.”

[wagingward]

“Remind me again who was the one hacking the computer and set the alarm off?”

[cosplayinghacker-blog]

“Look, stud muffin, I didn’t set off an alarm. Your fat ass didn’t squeeze through the door in enough time.”

[wagingward]

“And this is my problem because…?”

[cosplayinghacker-blog]

“I don’t know, maybe because you’re the one that got us into this situation.”

psa

like

if u wanna talk to me & are shy because u think ur bothering me

pls do it

i’m not cool or popular

i’m a sad lonely meme

[agent-amare]

She shrugged. “Because your dad didn’t invite me first off, second I don’t want to crash the vacation. And… not really work but I have things to do yeah. working on a project and well, I doubt my boss would let have vacation time. I’m even working sundays you know?” 

[cosplayinghacker-blog]

“This is why I won’t ever work for SHIELD, who works on Sunday’s? That’s blasphemy.” 

“And since when have you ever needed my dad’s permission to crash, you know he’s never cared if you joined.”

[agent-amare]

“Not nearly as fun if you’re not there.” Elle yawned. “I mean, you could wear some spanx to be honest. It looks great though, just don’t kick anyone’s ass in it because you’ll rip it.” Elle laughed quietly before rolling on her side looking at Skye. “You’ll be getting some great ones out on the west coast, ugh and near the beach too. It’s safe to say I’m incredibly jealous.” 

[cosplayinghacker-blog]

“All those water types, though.” she smiled, standing back up to work the dress off. This time slipping into her pajamas again. “Why don’t you come with? Or do you have work?”

[rpmernes-blog]

bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜

[agent-amare]

Elle was sprawled out on Skye’s bed. “I don’t like the black one, try the blue one again.” She yawned. “Why is your dad making you go again? California is so far what am I gonna do for a whole weekend? Who’s gonna watch Pokemon with me and Llyod?” 

[cosplayinghacker-blog]

“Well, Llyod will appreciate the long walks at least. I hear there’s supposed to be some crazy rares there this weekend.” she shrugged off the black dress before squeezing her way into the blue one. “This one is so god awfully tight. It does make my ass look the best though.” she sat back on the bed before laying back, feet dangling off the edge. 

“I don’t think I even asked, father daughter trip with a dash of business. You know the deal.”

[cosplayinghacker-blog]

agent-amare started following you

look it’s bae. 

[cosplayinghacker-blog]

Serious question...when you dropped the last name, were you channeling Cher or Madonna?

Obviously I was channeling my inner Cher. Have you seen Mermaids?