prompts.

roleplaying prompts & memes as far as the eye can see! any roleplay blog of any character (including OCs!) is free to reblog this stuff. whatever you want to do, really.

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starters based on things my group chat has said.

❛Shit, I’m being attacked by porcelain clowns.❜

❛I think ___ and I just cringed from how white that was.❜

❛I’m fine with you punching me in the nads, but don’t you mess with my Pepsi.❜

❛I need to like, cry.❜

❛My beautiful voice mimics the words everyone is thinking, but is too shy to say. ‘Fuck you, ____’, I whisper into the air. A sigh of relief fills the audience. They all nod their heads in agreement. Hushed voices all around the auditorium, all carrying the same message. ‘Fuck you, _____’.❜

[TEXT] Stop with the :3c face. Nothing good ever happens when you do the :3c face.

[TEXT] andnlifhtbg3ts mad [TEXT] grts mad [TEXT] gets mad [TEXT] that one

❛We have to put a warning label on _____.❜

❛What? Is my three-inch thruster too much to handle?❜

❛Yeah, but isn’t your ego as big as your dick? WAIT, FUCK.❜

❛If only you knew I made 32k since June. Then you would treat me differently.❜

[TEXT] _____, will you space succ me?

❛I can’t believe that ______ is going to space suck ______.❜

❛______ is a tranquiliquest.❜

❛______ doesn’t feel pain. You know, because he blocks the pain out with testosterone.❜

❛Once I got punched in the dick and I didn't even give a fuck. I have really high pain tolerance.❜

❛Nootnoot. The musical.❜

❛I want ______ to go to Cowboy Camp.❜

❛Eternal suffering isn’t as bad as they all say!❜

❛I can’t believe ______ is fergalicious.❜

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jealousy starters.

❛i don’t get what you even see in ____.❜

❛they’re not right for you, you know.❜

❛why do you keep staring at them?❜

❛you’re late. why are you coming home at 3 am? it’s someone else, isn’t it?❜

❛why do you always win?❜

❛hey -- can you get off their dick for five seconds?❜

❛it’s almost like you’re dating them.❜

❛it’s almost like you married them.❜

❛you like them a lot, don’t you?❜

❛after all these years, i never thought i’d lose to someone like them.❜

❛chose between them or me.❜

❛me? JEALOUS?!..... HAHAHAHAHahaHAHAhAhahHA... yes.❜

❛me? JEALOUS? you’re out of your mind.❜

❛are you dating them or something?❜

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bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten... how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A "SUPER BIG GULP" CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN'T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky... wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜