[nightgrief]

reading stormlight archive

kaladins pov: a trial awaits me at every step, i am constantly challenged and i am chagrined by my incapacity to do something right

other povs: is kaladin god????? how the fuck is he doing that??????

[kosmogrl]

[stvxxx]

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

does a gay little run that pisses you off

[cannibalchicken]

[sapphicrs]

[buggbunnysgallery]

can't believe this is THE tiktok comment that made me get in the university i was too scared of

[toskarin]

/hj is the funniest earnest tonetag in the world even without the handjob joke because it's ostensibly meant to clarify tone for autistic people, but the tone it's clarifying is "unreadable level of ambiguous seriousness that requires social context beyond what text can convey /glhffgt"

[toskarin]

I'm half joking, which either means that I'm presenting sincere beliefs flippantly to avoid backlash, that I'm completely lying about what someone like me would say, that I'm presenting a mix of true and false statements, or that I'm loaning out a socially acceptable opinion to nudge you back in line /hj

[mollyjames]

THAT'S WHAT /HJ MEANS???

[80s-v-i-b-e]

in my opinion it does have other uses, like saying "I'll eat it (/hj)" as in there's a possibility of eating it

[toskarinfr]

[cosmogenous2]

i'm full of love but i also have the hater's curse and once a day i gotta say some bitchy shit or i'll explode

[kkpwnall]

asunder gotta be one of the top five ways to be torn

[charlesoberonn]

Top 5 ways to be torn:

5. In two

4. Apart

3. To shreds

2. Asunder

1. A new one

[tardigradetheking]

to pieces

[chronicintrovert]

i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

[centrally-unplanned]

Area Man Who Has "Had Enough" Wakes Up Next Morning at 6:30 AM to Commute to Work Again

[kitkat-245]

Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel

[tayloralison]

everyone coming back to tumblr after tiktok is banned in the us

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[insomniparty]

[kaijuno]

[zmpl]

“don🦍t believe anything your brain tells you after 9 pm” wrong. the prime time for decision making is when you🦍re sleep deprived

^example of what life would be like if we used gorillas instead of apostrophes

[enki2]

[shiftycryptid]

[mumblesplash]

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon