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a book filled mostly with exceptions.

[qosic]

peace peace

[summonxgun-blog]

@cotangentoddity

“U-Um…Sorry, is my foot tapping bothering you…?”

[cotangentoddity]

Boing. You could swear the hat was making a noise as it bounced atop the girl’s head.

Or perhaps it was something else entirely.

Right.

“Don’t make a fool of me. Only fools would be bothered by something as mundane as that.”

“If you really want to bother me, I would not be opposed to ice cream, yep.”

[cotangentoddity]

“...These muscles that rival those of Devilish Big Brother, I suppose I should approve. They say beggars can’t be choosers.”

[lunaticinformant-blog]

“Hey– are you talking about yourself? ‘Cause I’m not stupid or that desperate. Shady deals like those kinda scams aren’t even worth the trouble.”

“I’m used to having a normal job, anyways.”

[cotangentoddity]

“Hey, hey -- what kind of being do you take me to be? Even I would never allow myself to be deceived like that.”

“But information management, huh? One would think that if someone were decently versed in that art, that it would be little effort for them to find something.”

[lunaticinformant-blog]

“It’s so haaard, actually finding the will to apply for a job. I didn’t have a choice in being drafted in to the military back home, so it’s strange. Actually having to find a job on your own is tiring. Especially for info management…”

“… Making a living off of selling dango ain’t that profitable either.”

[cotangentoddity]

“...”

“And here we have someone who sounds like they would fall for one of those get-rich-quick schemes, yep.”

[justintaco]

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Orange Mint (Full Version) - Sung by Hayami Saori (Ononoki Yotsugi)

[girlxgirlxcat]

By: rano

[koyominmonogatari-blog]

[cotangentoddity]

[koyominmonogatari-blog]

[cotangentoddity]

[conflictedtiger-blog]

;;If Ougi and Koyomi turn out to be the same person later on I’m going to punch him in the face because that’s absolutely something Monogatari would do

[koyominmonogatari-blog]

:^)

[cotangentoddity]

:3

[conflictedtiger-blog]

;;Both of you need to cease immediately :c

[cotangentoddity]

yeah

[conflictedtiger-blog]

;;If Ougi and Koyomi turn out to be the same person later on I’m going to punch him in the face because that’s absolutely something Monogatari would do

[koyominmonogatari-blog]

:^)

[cotangentoddity]

:3

[koyominmonogatari-blog]

This picture is gonna be my response to everything:

[cotangentoddity]

my response to everything tbh

[cotangentoddity]

"PLEASE STEP ON ME, ONONOKI-CHAN!"

“Fool.”

“Not even I would be so easily swayed. Go ask that senile geezer to pander to your fetishes instead.”

[cotangentoddity]

I am the only one allowed to step with my bare foot on my master, keep that in mind B (

“Hey, hey. I didn’t know I needed permission from the likes of you to conduct my business with him -- my bad. Perhaps I shall take that as permission to step with my bare foot on you, Big Sister Shinobu.”

[cotangentoddity]

“You’re welcome-- Is that not what I would say in a situation like this?”

[koyominmonogatari-blog]

                                    “That Araragi boy has some problems, I tell                                      ya hwat.”

[cotangentoddity]

[incoherent mumbling]

[cotangentoddity]

“Disgusting. I do wonder if that senile geezer has anything to say about this. Well, it’s not as if it’s any of my business, nope.”