[ daddy mcconaughey voice ] alright alright alright . . . . . first of all , how are u ? drinkin enough water today ? we love to see it . . . i go by chai , i use she & her , & i reside in pst . i’m an anderson.paak stan , enjoy reading , & am p much a hermit since covid absolutely decimated my social skills . anywhom , this is jacob aka jake aka jakey aka misguided golden retriever !! a variation on an old muse , a chaotic good extraverted mess of a human -- whose redeeming quality is he’s fun asf . you can find me at 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲#5231 for plots !!
˛ ⠀ * ⠀ ( xavier serrano , cismale , he & him ) did i just see jacob cotillo around campus ? i’m sure that’s them , because the twenty two year old environmental science student is one of eastview university’s most benevolent seniors . nothing's been confirmed , but they can be flighty . there's been rumors that REDACTED * — i guess the stalker might release that information soon ! [ chai , 21+ , she & they , none ]
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jake was born in seville , spain , a miracle ( or accident , depending how you look at it ) out of a one night stand between a music industry intern & graduate student at the university of madrid who met at a bar . despite his unanticipated arrival , nicolás & marina made it work , deciding to stay together ( albeit on & off throughout his whole life ) to ensure he had both a maternal & paternal figure in his life . the family moved to los angeles following a career opportunity for marina when jake was seven . they both prioritized their careers , meaning jake was raised by au pairs , mostly from spain , in his early days , & later by himself . he struggled making his own decisions due to his every move being planned & watched by his parents / au pairs , an issue that has caused him a lifetime of dependency on other people to solve his problems for him .
he went to a strict catholic private school ( at his spanish grandmother’s insistence ) , & spending 8 hours a day in such a strict environment conflicted greatly with the chaotic , spontaneous nature of his home life . his mother was constantly throwing parties & encouraging jake to indulge in the finer things in life ( read : participating in wine tastings at age 10 ) while his father was often flying around the globe for conferences & neglecting parental duties .
growing up around his parents’ obsession with music , it was no surprise that jake had a natural aptitude for any instrument he could get his hands on . his grades were mediocre , mostly because he was struggling with undiagnosed add ( something that continues to go undiagnosed today ) , & didn’t care for anything that wasn’t musical . at age 16 , with his grades barely scraping by , his parents decided to sit him down & have a serious conversation about his future .
they ended up agreeing that after high school , jake would go on a gap year & travel the globe . while on his international travels , he realized that he loved learning about the environment & climate in each of the places he visited , so much so that he started looking into & applying for programs in the united states
he got into a few schools , but was rejected from ucla ( his number one due to the proximity to his family ) . he eventually decided upon eastview because he was also rejected from the unis in nyc , but decided he wanted to be close to the city anyway . so he started in 2018 & is now in his final year !
cares a lot about his friends & isn’t afraid / embarrassed to tell them he loves them . he more often than not will pay for a whole club tab because he wants his friends to feel taken care of . as long as he wants to do it , he would go to the end of the universe for his friends .
very much . . . . .. i do what i want when i want vibes . stubborn as hell & doesn’t like being told he’s wrong ( but will eventually come around & admit it , once he’s not angry anymore about being held accountable skldfjs ) .
cares a lot about his friends & isn’t afraid / embarrassed to tell them he loves them . he more often than not will pay for a whole club tab because he wants his friends to feel taken care of . as long as he wants to do it , he would go to the end of the universe for his friends .
empty headed big time . like mans just doesn’t even think half the time . he doesn’t intend to piss anyone off but often accidentally does & lacks the self - awareness to even tell that someone’s mad at him unless he’s told . doesn’t realize when people are hitting on him either - he always thinks it’s a platonic friendly conversation . 💀💀
heart of gold honestly , even if it is clouded by his lack of self - awareness . the type to take care of someone if they’ve drank too much , & set them up with comfy clothes , a toothbrush & some ibuprofen in his guest room . v much golden retriever energy . somewhat of a himbo when he’s in a good mood , an absolute piece of shit if he’s not .
speaking on club tabs !!! i swear this man lives in the club from thursday to saturday night . he lives off campus ( wanted plot idea - 3 - 4 ppl sharing a house together ? the designated party house ? 👀 click here for the pinterest board hehehe ) & the house is p much decorated / furnished to be conducive for parties . his spanish roots ensure that when the liquor starts flowing , he’s out there dancing & being the life of the party . will also become SO forward & romantic when he’s tipsy , he just loves life y’all .
hedonistic as fuck . just wants to live life to the fullest & doesn’t tend to consider others’ feelings or wants if it concerns him . he’s got main character syndrome 🙄
is that bitch who doesn’t listen to modern music & thinks he’s cool & different bc of it , romanticizes the fuck out of the 70s in his head . it’s not that he hates pop / modern music ( or so he says ) , but moreso that he grew up on 60′s / 70′s rock / soul / blues / bossa nova music & that’s what he enjoys still to this day . ppl think he’s being facetious when asked what he thinks about current artists & he has no idea who they are , but he genuinely doesn’t know .
didn’t grow up around a stable , healthy romantic relationship so he doesn’t understand how / why people stay in long term relationships . his parents were married but had an open relationship , which he sees as normal & healthy because they’re both happy with the arrangement . it causes his relationships to end mostly on sour notes because he wants the freedom that comes with being single but the reliability / stability that comes from a relationsihp . chaos tbh .
isn’t great at communicating his thoughts & feelings . he can’t process how he feels effectively enough to put it into words so he mostly just sulks or lashes out when he feels like someone is putting words in his mouth . he doesn’t like being known , that someone else might be able to predict what he’s going to do or know why he reacts in a certain way . he’s a great active listener , ensuring that when people tell him things he gets them talking for ages about it . when asked about himself , he answers in a short 30 - second spiel then directs the conversation back to them . he likes knowing about others , but dislikes being known .
aight well !! that’s about all my lil pea brain can muster at the moment . as for wc’s , i’m down for everything : exes , best friends , roommates hehehehe , teammates , childhood friends , a squad , tutor / study buddies , cousins , ex - friends , unrequited crush . . . . . sharpay vc : i want it all !! again im on discord at 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲#5231 , or msg here for plots !! <3