The Woof™

fandom shit | he/him | i dont have a theme, but im always a bit nsfw, so 18+ | header and pfp by: @purplepixel

[cottoncandywoof]

yeah i kinda didnt post him for a long time... he was done right after raph, oopies

heres mikey! mike! lil man. hes a spotted turtle!

as i said, i moved away from doing little facts about them because it makes more sense to develop them further first, but heres a few things about him so i dont leave this post so empty:

hes closest with april

he really tries to get his family to get along

is often found staring off to the distance, as if he was looking at someone

hope you enjoy him :3 woof

leo raph donnie splinter

[lastoneout]

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

[lastoneout]

You. You get it.

[heated-blanket]

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

[lakeyyyyu]

Responding this screenshot, yknow, cause, yknow.

[indigosfindings]

relatedly: probably no one has made greater contributions to Posting than dr roberta bobby

[indigosfindings]

with complete sincerity: this might be the best post ever made

[petrow1tch]

some of my faves from personal dr roberta bobby preservation efforts archive:

[zxbuster-advent]

[swagophile]

they led me to water once and i drank a bunch. i was thristy. it was easy for me. i think horses are just lame

[zoctopode]

im so used to tumblr that i forgot some troglodytes on reddit wouldnt be even surface level familiar with the concept of the robot lesbian

[cykelops]

chatgpt is a threat to the symbiotic relationship between fanfic writers and their betas. we are losing our traditions. eradicate the soulless machine and ask your friend who has a full time job and 3 kids to annotate your omegaverse fanfiction like any other responsible adult.

[moponpompom]

hey i noticed that when you called your pokemon back int its ball the red energy kind of wrapped around it shibari-style and it moaned instead of the normal thing

[dietranch]

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[skelotan]

I can never be annoyed at teens for being excited. I used to be a VERY annoying one! PATREON

[swagophile]

me if i was a mouse and i saw something scary: aw cheese! this is squeaking me out!

my cat friend: i fucking hate hanging out with you

[edgar-allan-possum]

Most important topic in conservation and no one's talking about it

[resetmyfeelings]

[puppiesdoglover]

I dont even relly know most things about puppies but I knowed that pupies thw greatest. And if you dont agreed

PUP. OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[im-in-your-mind]

fuck legal names your truest deadname is the steam username you picked out age 11