Cougar

The almighty artist hath arrived . Fandoms im in: Tmnt, Unstable Universe, Lifesteal Smp, ddvau, and the riordanverse. This blog is safe for everyone. Wanna be homophobic, transphobic, whatever therian hate is called? Get out. Now.

[m-11ohi]

a zam 😙

[sharkgirldick]

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

[nature-nerd-sarah]

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

[sharkgirldick]

Hmm, I see.

What, then, makes the butcher more butch than other food shop owners?

[dragongirlbunny]

the knife

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[reynawonders-art]

Had a second round yesterday with The Mandalorian and Grogu, there were kids this time! They were around 8 years old; it was amazing watching their reaction especially at Grogu World scene and I swear during the final battle they did this move

And I was like

[flamefoxphoenix]

Hmmm one thing I don't like about communities is that my stuff doesn't also show up on my regular blog :/.

[bone-cement-huffer]

memeception

[hashtagloveloses]

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

[bl00dlikeice]

@caesarianconfection

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

[mommacomms]

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

[pagesofkenna]

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

[animatedamerican]

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

[captainlordauditor]

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

[japhers]

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

[maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit]

I was getting a political compass vibe too

[your-uncle-dave]

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

[politicalcompassmemes]

This works better than I thought it would.

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

This was in my senior project

[kait-the-kitty]

I’m not sorry.

[panickedmartian]

EIGHT MEME COMBO

[smooththegoofyshark]

FATALITY

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

We have officially created a new language 

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

I just had to do it to em

[phoneykin]

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

M E M E T E N

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

OwO?

[garecc]

[your-one-true-prince]

W o w

[screamingveryslowly]

You know I had to

[bone-cement-huffer]

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

[joyriding-in-the-fandoms]

THIRTEEN!?

[junepop45]

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

[astral-ghoul-deactivated2025100]

[moved-to-ancient-gaylienz]

well i added my contribution : )

why—

[fandersunite]

IM SCREAMING

[robynspreciousnest]

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

[operahousebookworm]

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

[sword-and-nightingale]

One does not simply explain this

[sword-and-nightingale]

Edit:

Another freaking layer!!!

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

16 motherfucking layers

[catbxy]

In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words

[randomslasher]

I’m not reblogging this because I want to. I’m reblogging this because sometimes you’re a witness to history whether you want to be or not, and you have to embrace that. 

[tea-withnofixinsplease]

GUYS STOP!! IF WE CONTINUE ON THIS ROAD, THE MEME WILL BECOME TOO POWERFUL!

[whatthefuckdoesthatevenmeanbooth]

No keep going, let’s see if we can brake tumblr. If we do let’s use it to brake fb and twitter

[tea-withnofixinsplease]

You’re chaotic neutral I love it

[tbhitisdbh]

What he said

[tbhitisdbh]

Struck by inspiriation twice lads

[trashcanakin]

[heir-of-the-chair]

My humble contribution

[sword-and-nightingale]

I love going through the notes of this and seeing my 16 layer version and 24 layer version circulating.

[dysphoric--acid]

ive added my end of the chaos

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Beautiful

[theundertalehuman-deactivated20]

@lowkeyjustvibing what the fuck did you just reblog?

[lowkeyjustvibing]

I don’t fishing know

[theoldworldsrunnerup]

Has this been done yet?

[theundertalehuman-deactivated20]

[theoldworldsrunnerup]

[daroaringknight]

had to contribute to tumblr history

[lets-go-mental-in-the-woods-dea]

Oh my god this is tumblr history

[ds-and-ibvs-nerdo-deactivated20]

oh my god my mutuals are doing this too

[theoldworldsrunnerup]

Yes we are✨

[ds-and-ibvs-nerdo-deactivated20]

my hand slipped oop

[theundertalehuman-deactivated20]

fool i posted my meme before you

[ds-and-ibvs-nerdo-deactivated20]

oh okay then-

[the-real-fucking-daddy]

someone-

[franthehorsegir]

I dare some one to keep going.

[nonbinaryvulcan]

I couldn’t scroll past this and not make an addition 😂

[franthehorsegir]

Thank you 😝🤣

[silkwingfood]

i spent half an hour on this addition hope y’all are happy

[bisexualnerd]

My humble contribution

[bunkerbuilder37]

I made one

[pricetagofficial]

This was a journey, and I’m glad I got to experience it

[muuunna]

I am sorry to say but the train named,“Last Remnant of my Sanity”, has officially left the station.

[cy-n0-suree-deactivated20210707]

The sheer power of this thread has me quaking

[cool-i-m-dead-inside]

I’ve reached rockbottom and here we are

[ellebellas]

Ok but I need someone who can actually make a meme to add on but do the Thor ragnorak meme where tumble is Hela and she’s like you can’t defeat me and Thor is that first original plane white meme and he says I know but he can and the fire guy is the most recent one. Thanks

[my-life-is-a-mess]

you ask and you shall receive

[bucketofplums]

I’m so glad this made it to my dashboard

[bucketofplums]

So I decided to contribute as well…

[mindfulmagics]

I love how by the last ones the meme is almost unrecognizable in the layers

[lt-sparrow]

34 💖💖💖

[nothing-mancer]

We must never let this end

[trinoxtrinox]

There are, SO MANY LAYERS to this meme, and I’m going to add more of them by fusing a few of the deepest memes I’ve seen so far XD

The memes here come from the following chains, starting from the bottom right:

This current chain with 35 layers before this.

This chain with 27 layers. By @cerbi-my-babyyyyy

This other chain with 35 layers. By @gay-girl-thing

This particular chain with 28 layers. By @thewintercavalier

Another chain with 27 layers. By @be-gay-cause-crime

This particular chain with 29 layers. By @theforgowolf

Yet another chain with 27 layers. By @thefirstjackal

And this last chain with 29 layers, yet again. @memermemedout

I wonder, how many layers does this meme have now with this fusion of memeceptions, 28, 36 or 43?

[memermemedout]

here you go

[creepy-guy-in-your-house-offical]

What the fuck is happening

[31suitboots]

the circle of life

[thedamsolangelofan]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[magrowette]

Okay, what the fuck, i left this post alone for like a month or something

And now this is on my dash

…I really do think there should be a Certificate of a Tumblr-ian, and to get it you have to understand all of this

[unlikelycupcaketrash]

i feel like we’ve lost the plot,

also i do not know the story of man door hand hook car gun and /gen thought it was a reference to the sandman cover where it’s “mr sandman, sand me a man. make him the cutest man car door hook hand.”

@cougar3214 you’re reading this now.

[cougar3214]

iTS THE POST I LOVE THIS POST YOU FOUND IT THANK YOU UNLIKELYYYYYY

also it’s meant to be read to the tune of ymca

[unlikelycupcaketrash]

no shit lmao, i thought it was a reference to the cover.

have you never heard that cover?

[cougar3214]

uhhhh no

[flamefoxphoenix]

I was about to draw something but I felt like creating my own meme would be cheating somehow

[cougar3214]

I'm genuinely can't believe that you just put a note that literally says, "putting the fun in the funeral" Some People gonna think You crazy for even adding that word ACTUALLY NO WHO IS THE FUNERAL I literally have memory issues spoil that for me I can't Even click the first chapter😭💔

Love that fic definitely Block my friend for this they kinda force me to do this And hey glad I have 20 buck And what the next chapter gotta be man🥹

Imma wait till the chapter finished I'm scared Not that scared Just a joke scared

Hey 20 buck is a 20 buck🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝😝😂😂😂

Wait mind if I just draw this fic I promise it peak😎

you can draw art if u want! :D

next chap is egg’s funeral btw :3

[zer0caffeine]

Original post by @morallygrayautisticscientist here, this post was so funny I decided to draw it lol.

Panel by panel below:

[pvtpunsart]

clothes challenge w/ friends continues

lion g rrrr sweater...

[wisdomsgemini]

beep beep.

OK IF ANYONE ELSE WAS WONDERING ON THE MORSE CODE IN FLAME'S NEW VID?

ITS LITERALLY JUST THE FULL ASS ALPHABET LMAO

I DOUBLE CHECKED :D

i lowk thought it was something but this is SOOO UU coded LMAO they KNOW us over thinkers exist XD

[cougar3214]

Why do they torture us like this. THEY KNEW WE’D DO THIS WHY WOULD THEY-

[despazito]

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

@satan-offical this shirt screams you. LoL

[anonmuos]

@satan-offical this is in your daily wardrobe

[satan-offical]

THE AMOUNT OF FUCKING TIMES I'VE BEEN TAGGED IN THIS POST

[lveteia]

Observer trio

[valevntine]

this is the way - the one and only way, actually. i know mando would shoot down any and every homophobe and transphobe in his target 🙂‍↕️

share your flag <3 i'll be adding these babies as stickers & prints this friday on my shop!! happy pride!! 🌈 🫶🏻

they're here already but i'm Thinking.... should i make them glittery/holo/rainbow.... you know... for pride.... 😚😚😚

🌈

yes holo

no holo

Remaining time: 2 days 23 minutes

[azure-bluet]

i ADORE tubbo calling zam "your highness" i love it so much

[cougar3214]

I ever so desperately NEED this clip like it’s fricken oxygen

[azure-bluet]

i ADORE tubbo calling zam "your highness" i love it so much

[lunchsimulator]

…..let him do his job 💔

[flamefoxphoenix]

The screenshot... Might've shook my artist hands to finally contribute to a fandom while the fandom is still active...

Wemmbu gives me Black Cat operates Human vibes, so Unidentified Creature operates Minecraft Character it is.