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despacito and hallelujah have the same amount of syllables

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the broken king composing despacito

honestly? im tired and

hi renee how are you i miss you you’re beautiful

it should be spelled KEESH

i kinda wanna go back and be a doctor but in the middle ages, and somebody comes in and i just whip out a stethoscope and they’re like “ahh! what the hell?!” and im just like “you have bronchitis, jethro, but dont worry i have some ibuprofen for you” and they’re all terrified of me but none of them die so they’re cool with it

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every time i eat the last of something i am plagued by the one scene in ice age where sid has the watermelon and the dodo birds all say “the lathst…. melon”

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here this is it

every time i eat the last of something i am plagued by the one scene in ice age where sid has the watermelon and the dodo birds all say “the lathst.... melon”

“gee wiz” is short for “jesus wizard”