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To adress recent contreversy
i, mod CEO do not DOOO Glitter. I have never seen glitter i dont know what it LOOKs like.
all acsatons of me snorting glitter are ATTACKS towards the company.
do not trust mod bonk and their lies.
-mod Ceo
Clown cibble is quite quick and efficient way of serving your clown. Clown cibble holds so many flavours in cheap packages. It holds flavours of food that every clown enjoys! When compared to buying just the food itself it’s cheaper than buying all that. I mean why buy all that cotten candy with the risk of water getting rid of all that supplies? Clown cibble is not only quick, easy, and cheap, but in fact safer than just buying you clown food. Clown cibble holds a fantastic taste even humans can enjoy eating it. When at the carnival every thing is so expensive, how can one even enjoy the food when in debt?! I sure can’t. Just imagine your clown eating a candy apple, and then ACK!! your clown starts choking and withering away!! Or a stick what if the creature assumes that candy apple stick is edible? Well it might just eat it. Of course when riding the fairest wheel with a clown you’re gonna get weird looks. Clown cibble tastes quite good. The clown might get hungry on that ride, and it’s not the safest place to eat however despite that clown cibble prevents clowns for choking as much, as it makes the clowns slow down when eating. I quite enjoy seeing clowns eat it’s entertaining and interesting to see how such a creature eats at all. BUY CLOWN CIBBLE TODAY!!! Safe, easy, and quick!!
-mod samantha.
I would fucking KILL FOR YEAR round pumpkin SPICE my scare clown LOVES it it is the ONLY thing HE eats
Thank you for your stunning review, Valued Customer! We are looking into YEAR ROUND PUMPKIN SPICE FLAVOUR and if enough people request it, we can make it happen!
-Mod Bonk, Media Manager
I'd like to speak to your CEO 😡 I was left on an auto responder for FIVE MINUETS!!!!!!!! Your incompetent employees HATE ME BECAUSE I AM A WHITE GOD FEARING WOMAN😡😡⚠️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Its SEXISM
Thank you for your stunning review, Valued Customer! Unfortunately our CEO is not accepting complaints at this time. Any and all complaints must go through me, Bonk. - Mod Bonk, Media Manager
As the CEO of Coulera Crap I regret to say weh have laid off Mark frome accounting. He was a valed worker, however he ate muy sandwich. Again its a regretable situation and the source or much controversy. - ♤°•Mod CEO •°♤
HALLOWEEN SALE
Happy Halloween, valued customers! To celebrate the clown owners favourite time of year, for the month of October every item in our store will be 5% off* As tradition, every item we sell will now have a pumpkin spice varient for the month of October. Our pumpkin spice flavour is made with AllNatural ingredients.
*Some exclusions apply
CLOWN CIBBLE
Your clown ruffle babies will love Clown Cibble (tm), brought to you by Coulera Corp. With an all natural recipe, Clown Cibble is SUPER VERY HEALTHY! Your clown will love you for buying Clown Cibble. It's so convenient! You just need a bowl and a backbone. Raw clown food can be dangerous due to potential harmful inconsistencies. Clown Cibble is the healthy and safe alternative to unregulated raw food! We source raw ingredients straight from the best circuses and process them in a time-frame and deliver them safely to your local clown store. Coulera Corp cares for your ruffle babies so buy Clown Cibble now at a clown store near you! -Mod Bonk, Media Manager
With cherry coke to meal and I’m in
Coulera Corp has no association with Coca Cola. We do, however, have our own line of Gayfo, sponsored by ICUP It comes in flavors: Cherry, Pee, Grape, Ocean Sunrise, Cottencandy, Rainforest Mist, and Old Man Smell.
Is this clown food safe for my jester?
-genuine costumer who is not ceo
Thank you for the stunning review, Valued Customer Yes! Jesters can, and deserve too, taste the quality of Clown Cibble! A cheap, easy, and quality solution to complicated clown diets! - Mod Bonk, Media Manager
As sum 1 with coeliac do you have any gluten free clown food? Just worried about cross contamination 🤗
Thank you for the stunning review, Valued Customer! We have a gluten free variant of our Clown Cibble coming out next spring. Due to production issues, it will not be coming out next spring. - Mod Bonk, Media Manager
I gave this clown food to my dog and he loved it
Five stars
Thank you for the stunning review, Valued Customer - Mod Bonk, Media Manager
Dog died
Thank you for the stunning review, Valued Customer! - Mod Bonk, Media Manager
Is ur clown food vehgan because I have a vehgan diet that mhy CLOWN has to adhere to
- worrieds ruffle bahby parent
Thank you for the stunning review, Valued Customer! Our food is 100% healthy and nutritious for any clown! It is made with quality ingredients sourced locally from local quality farmers! - Mod Bonk, Media Manager
CLOWN CIBBLE
Your clown ruffle babies will love Clown Cibble (tm), brought to you by Coulera Corp. With an all natural recipe, Clown Cibble is SUPER VERY HEALTHY! Your clown will love you for buying Clown Cibble. It's so convenient! You just need a bowl and a backbone. Raw clown food can be dangerous due to potential harmful inconsistencies. Clown Cibble is the healthy and safe alternative to unregulated raw food! We source raw ingredients straight from the best circuses and process them in a time-frame and deliver them safely to your local clown store. Coulera Corp cares for your ruffle babies so buy Clown Cibble now at a clown store near you! -Mod Bonk, Media Manager
Hello, we are Coulera Corp, and we are here for you! Coulera Corp (est. 2001) is the number one leading brand in clown nutrition! We supply a wide variety of easy, cheap, and healthy products for your clown! We started out, and remain, as a team of four hardworking, enthusiastic clown entrepreneurs. We, as a family, work every day to bring you the very best product, because we care about you! Our leading brand is backed by none other than P. T. Barnum! For any further questions about us or our products, please inquire at the ask box! - Mod Bonk, Media Manager
