GO CRAZY, GO STUPID.

KARKAT / 11 / HE. I'M EXTREMELY TIRED AND NO AMOUNT OF ESSAYS WRITTEN IN COMIC SANS AFFIXED TO MY DOOR VIA PAINSTAKINGLY UNSTICKABLE SILLY PUTTY FOR THE LAUGHS WILL EVER GARNER ENOUGH ENERGY IN MY BODY TO GIVE MORE THAN TEN PERCENT OF MY EFFORT. I HAVE SOUNDING STUPID DOWN TO SUCH A SCIENCE THAT I MIGHT AS WELL BE SUBMITTING MY DISSERTATION ALREADY ADORNED BY A LAB COAT AND CALLING MYSELF A DOCTERROR. MOVE OUT OF THE WAY I HAVE TEST TUBES READY TO FONDLE TO MY PUSHERS CONTENT. // mobile /nav

[coulrophobic]

// i’m going to take a break from this blog, i’m a little too nervous to be on him right now. i might bring him back at a later date but not any time soon. thanks for having me!

[830y]

what if we kissed in the catacombs and couldn’t find our way back out and died

[newretronet]

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[newretronet]

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[coulrophobic]

I HAVEN'T MADE ANY POSTS BECAUSE I HATE SEEING MY DASHBOARD LATELY. ENTIRELY NOT MY FAULT, BY THE WAY, YOU GUYS JUST NEED TO PROOFREAD YOUR POSTS BEFORE MAKING THEM.

[coulrophobic]

[coulrophobic]

varmiint replied to your post: THERE WAS A POST ABOUT POTIONS ON THE DASH FOUR...

GEE! THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP KARKAT! II’LL 6E SURE TO LOOK OUT FOR THAT POST YOU’RE A6OUT TO SEND TO ARADIIA!

STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE EMOTIONS WHEN WE BOTH KNOW YOU DON’T.

[coulrophobic]

THERE WAS A POST ABOUT POTIONS ON THE DASH FOUR DAYS AGO BUT IT’S WAY TOO FAR GONE TO FIND NOW. I WAS GOING TO SHOOT IT ARADIA’S WAY BUT I THINK I GOT CAUGHT UP IN REFRESHING MY DASH FIVE TIMES EVERY MINUTE.

[coulrophobic]

I’M NEUTRAL GROUND, TREAT ME LIKE SWITZERLAND OR DON’T TREAT ME AT ALL.

[coulrophobic]

8lowdart replied to your post: HEX WHENEVER I STOP HOLDING DOWN LEFT SHIFT TO...

just use caps lock??

MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS BROKEN FROM THE REPETITIVE PINKY SLAM I USED TO PERFORM EVERY MINUTE ON THE MINUTE. I CAN’T UNDO THE IRREPARABLE HARM DONE TO IT AT THIS POINT AND I’M NOT TECH SAVVY ENOUGH TO REPLACE THE KEYBOARD IN MY MOBILE HUSKTOP.

[coulrophobic]

HEX WHENEVER I STOP HOLDING DOWN LEFT SHIFT TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS:

[coulrophobic]

varmiint replied to your post: the tumblr radar has a picture of the joker and...

STOP FUCKIIN’ TYPIIN’ LIIKE THAT YOU 6OZO.

[coulrophobic]

the tumblr radar has a picture of the joker and the bottom text is “we live in a society”, usually i would be enraged at this blatant clown propaganda but right now i’m overwhelmed with laughter because we sure as fuck do live in a society.

[coulrophobic]

wwrecked replied to your post: wwrecked replied to your post: ...

gags i think im goin to be sick

IS IT THE STATE OF THE WAFFLE OR THE METHOD IN WHICH I’M HEATING IT UP? I THINK FREEZER BURNED WAFFLES COULD BE BETTER BUT THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE FROZEN, I THINK IT WOULD BE WORSE IF I SAID THE WAFFLE WAS SOGGY AND HAD MOLD DEVOURING IT FROM THE CENTER OUT.

[coulrophobic]

varmiint replied to your post: I KNOW WAFFLES GO IN THE TOASTER BUT I'M GOING TO...

go stupiid, baby.

I WILL AS SOON AS I GET BACK. MAKE SURE THE FRYER DOESN’T BURN MY HIVE DOWN WHILE I’M OUT AND ENTRUSTING THE SECURITY OF MY HIVE TO YOU.

[coulrophobic]

wwrecked replied to your post: I KNOW WAFFLES GO IN THE TOASTER BUT I'M GOING TO...

wwhat no

WHY NOT? IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH FRYING UP A COUPLE OF VANILLA WAFFLES STRAIGHT OUT OF THE FREEZER? IS THE FREEZER BURN AN ISSUE OR IS IT THE ICICLES THAT DEVELOPED OVER THE MONTHS OF ME NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO THE BREAKFAST FOODS I BOUGHT PERIGEES AGO? ENLIGHTEN ME.

[coulrophobic]

I KNOW WAFFLES GO IN THE TOASTER BUT I'M GOING TO SHOVE IT IN THE FRYER AND SEE WHERE THAT TAKES ME FOR BRUNCH.