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Your back was pressed up against his chest. One large hand wrapped around your throat, the other holding your wrist in place behind your back. Defenceless against his grip.
The head of his cock nuzzled against your fold, painting him with your wetness.
Your legs felt like jelly from the sheer anticipation. If he hadnโt been holding you, you wouldโve lost your balance.
You screwed your eyes shut at the feeling of him rutting his hips into your backside. He breached the crown into your cunt, feeling you clench around him as he slowly penetrated your body.
The slight resistance from your walls coaxed him to tighten his grip around your throat.
Just the tipโฆ
His lips grazed against the side of your neck.
โLike that, pretty girl?โ
You could only let out a choked moan in response.
His tip pulled out with an obscene pop with every withdrawal of his hip, which soon followed by shallow thrusts.
After a moment, your body was growing rigid and your pussy only leaked further. Your walls clenched over the empty space, impatiently waiting to be filled more.
You felt greedy and eager to satiate the arousal pooling in your core.
You knew he wasnโt going to survive with such minimal attention on his dick. Especially the way his hips jerked with each struggle. But you didnโt expect him to cave in so quickly.
The first experiment inch from him almost made you gasp. You felt yourself opening up to him as he slowly pushed himself further. The wetness from your arousal made it easy for him to insert inside you.
However, it didnโt last long when he slammed in the last remaining length with a lewd slap, causing you to let out a strained yelp despite the pressure on your airways.
He removed his hand from around your throat and for a moment you gasped in a full breath of air. Your neck ached from the sudden loss of his grip.
It was soon replaced by his broad arm around your neck, his other hand wrapping around your waist to pull you firmly against him.
He pounded relentlessly into you, you poor cunt barely catching a break from each thrust. The friction between you was dizzying with his bicep pulsing around your throat.
Your moans came out more pronounced, but still broken and messy from how much you were taking from his cock. The rapture was almost too much to bear.
Especially when his tip was rubbing against the sweet bundle of nerves inside you that heightens your pleasure.
โYouโre a tough girl, you take me so well.โ
You didnโt even realise your feet were off the ground as he effortlessly lifted you higher. Your deadweight was easy for him to manhandle you as he fucked you deeper with his full length.
The sounds of your soaked cunt squelching with each thrust from him filled the room.
The wavering moans of your pleasure was still enough for him to reach his peak. His thrust was growing erratic and impatient and you didnโt have to do much.
Just a few more strokes from his dick. The muted shlick shlick of your wet walls coated his entire length further. Soon, he was balls deep inside, and you felt the hot release of his cum flooding your womb to the brim.
His cock softened before crowning between your inner thigh. Slowly he pulled out of you, lowering you to your feet before releasing his arms around you. The remnants of your mixed fluids leaked from your fuck-numb hole before running down your thigh.
So much for just the tipโฆ
You knew it wasnโt going to be as simple as that, yet reality still had a way of exceeding expectations.
This is messy ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ first time in a while I wrote something thatโs slightly less vanilla
yall ever start writing a fic in a certain mood and the next day youre not in that certain mood anymore so now you gotta wait until youre in that mood again so you can continue writing the fic ??
arthur morgan mumbling โyouโre a brave girlโ (like he does to his horse lol) whilst he pushes his big cock inside you, stretching you out whilst you whine and babble about it being too big, but arthur knows you can take it. you always do
๐/๐: So I got bored at work and done this. Some of these head cannons might contradict to the current fics Iโve written but who cares, this is fan FICTION. I did try to add both genitals hereโฆ but Iโm used to writing fem reader when I write for Miguel so thereโs heavy emphasis on AFAB reader.
I see a lot of people writing him as very attentive and soft when it comes to stuff like aftercare which is totally okay. But I like to put a little bit of angst in my writing and personally, I think these tender moments won't come naturally from him. Not yet.
This man has a lot of baggage and is fully aware of it. He lost his daughter and is living a post-tragedy. Itโll take some time to get used to being emotionally vulnerable with someone again, including giving aftercare.
The first few times you did it together, heโs still clueless about how to take care of things. At most, he'll probably hand you his shirt to keep you warm and give you some wet wipes to clean yourself up. Youโre going to have to be patient with him since he is a little rusty and trying to relearn these intimate gestures. If you communicate your needs, heโll do his best to fulfill them.
Tell him you want to shower together and clean each other off, cuddle with him, tell him to stay with you because he makes you feel safe. Sooner than you might expect, he'll be all over you when it comes to you and being attentive to your needs and desires.
Miguel really loves his arms and how big they are. Pretty sure I can recall him carrying an anomaly with one hand before dashing it through the portal. I could be wrongโฆ Of course heโll take advantage of his strength and that means picking your up with ease whether itโs over his shoulders to spank you, or bridal style to bed if heโs feeling extra romantic.
I see him as a thigh guy when it comes to his partner. He just loves feeling your thighs, whether heโs kissing you passionately with you laid beneath him, or would grasp onto them while going down on you and feeling how your legs tense around him as you fall apart.
If youโre a woman, he will delve into your breasts the second you take your top off for him. Whether you're small or heavy chested, heโll adore it all the same. Especially when youโre lactatingโฆespecially when youโre lactating. Be prepared for him to gently suck on them, maybe even leave some bite marks.
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A man with his size, he comes a lot, and that's just from one orgasm. That being said, you can imagine how intense it can be when you suck him off and he comes inside of your mouth. It can get messy, very messy, and he can fill your mouth faster than you can anticipate so be prepared.
He likes to watch his cum leaking from your hole after stuffing you with his load. It gives him a sense of pride knowing that heโs capable of doing that to you. Heโll even give you kisses and praise you for taking all of him so well in the end.
On occasion, he does like to spray his cum over your chest and stomach. Though heโd prefer to do it inside so itโs less of a mess to clean up after.
Also might I add, I saw someone had a head cannon that his cum comes out as cobwebs/has a cobweb texture. That might spark some inspiration for future ficsโฆ weโll see.
I donโt know what it is, but I have a feeling heโd probably jerk off to you pre-relationship. He didnโt know at the time what made you so enticing that he pleasured himself while thinking of you. Maybe it was the way you moved, the way you carried yourself and how smooth you were with everything.
It makes him feel absolutely filthy even thinking back to it, that he allowed himself to think of you in that way. But after a while, he just couldnโt get his mind off of you and reluctantly, he found himself doing it again.
Heโs never admitted it to you though and would probably take it to his grave. He doesnโt want to creep you out or think of him as a perv, even after doing it with you several times.
He secretly wants you to use a butt plug on him too or call him a good boy but his pride will never let him admit to it.
Given the fact that Miguel is canonically a cheater, I think itโs safe to say that he has had his fair share of experiences lmao.
I havenโt read the comics but I can see him as the type to fuck around in his late teen years since he was a little rebellious according to the wiki page and supposedly cocky in bed too.
Most of them were probably nothing serious anyways.
If you have no experience and heโs your first, heโll be as slow and gentle as he can, constantly reassuring you that youโre doing well ect.
Missionary: The classic Iโd call it. I think it is obvious that this is one of his favourite positions to do with you: he can see your face and most importantly eye contact. Itโs easier to feel your body too, gripping onto your waist and maybe steal a quick kiss in between before he continues to fuck you senseless.
Mating press: Same reasons as doing missionary but he can push himself deeper inside of you with your legs resting on his shoulders with better leverage. He likes to see your legs go limp on his shoulders after he comes inside of you and pulls out.
Doggy style: He loves giving you back shots. What more is there to say? He loves the feeling of your ass against his crotch and he has easier access to your hair to tug from time to time.
Prone bone: Same as doggy style in addition to seeing you bury your face into the pillow to muffle your moans. Itโs more comfortable laying down on the bed on both of your parts too.
Lotus: On occasions when the mood is more sensual and romantic than usual and he wants to feel more connected with you, heโd stick to the lotus position. He might just want to do it after a rough day, and feeling your embrace without being on top of you will definitely lift his mood.
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Youโre probably going to have to initiate anything remotely unserious during sex if Iโm going to be honest. Just like the intimate gestures, it wonโt come naturally to him.
Not saying that this man is stone cold, weโve all seen how he smiled with his daughter and how she was smearing her ice cream on his face in the movie. I think he does have a funny bone deep in his body somewhere under the stoic demeanour. Itโll only take the right person to bring it out. And bear in mind, he doesnโt trust openly.
Maybe chuckling softly before he dips himself to kiss your neck and hearing you whine for more. He might throw a lighthearted witty remark to throw you off. Your reaction amuses him. A lot. Shock, what has he done to you? Definitely see him as a tease but weโll get to that in a bit.
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He chooses to keep himself trimmed but with his heroic duties and leading the Spider Society, itโs hard to keep up with his shaving routine
Though, you did mention how you liked his hair brush against your ass when heโs fucking you from behind, so thereโs thatโฆ
Something that will take time as mentioned earlier. After the loss of his daughter and monitoring the multiverse, heโs had a hard time emotionally connecting with people. Most of the time itโs cause of him shutting everyone out.
Once his emotional barriers have cleared with you, heโll become more open with his affection especially in bed. Heโll praise you and mumble a few โte amo muchoโ while kissing you everywhere and learning every crevice of your body.
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Not as often now that he has you other than watching tapes of you. Weโll get to that in a bit.
But even before you got together, he never had the time to pleasure himself.
Whenever he does come around to do it, itโll be from the stress and pressure he faces everyday. But he hates the mess heโll have to clean up after, and there is a lot of mess.
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Breeding kink: I think the majority of Miguel fans agree that he has a breeding kink. Whether you can carry a child or not, he will stuff you as he climaxes. If you do get knocked up and you start to show, heโll be all over you, reliving the moment of the babyโs conception again and again while kissing all over your swollen stomach. Yes, he misses his fatherhood days and wants to try again with you.
Lactation kink: Just as we discussed earlier, he loves seeing you lactate. Itโs one of the things he admires about how your body changes as you carry and grow his child. Catch him suckling on your breast midway as he kisses all over your body.
Bondage (with his webbing): It comes to no surprise that Miguel will use his enhanced abilities and powers to his advantage in bed. That being said, he will use his webbing to limit your ability to move. He might start off with webbing your hands together or maybe tying both wrists to the bedpost, depending on where you do it. Itโs amusing to him watching you squirm from his touches while being tied up.
Sensory deprivation: According to cannon, he has enhanced vision and can see in complete darkness, since he doesnโt have Spider Senses, and he will be using that in bed with you. Maybe when you least expect it. He likes fucking you in the dark and watching your reaction while you, on the other hand, lay still in anticipation and react to his different touches. This also might awaken his interest in fear play with you but he wonโt discuss that with you unless you're 100% comfortable.
Your shared bedroom is his safe place where he can let loose and lose himself in his desires with you.
He likes doing it in the kitchen. He doesnโt know why it excites him, but seeing you in the middle of either cleaning or cooking and watching how your hips sway with each movement, he canโt help but grab your waist and pull you closer so you can feel his hard on from behind.
On occasions when it is just the two of you in HQ, heโll probably sneak in a quick fuck with you before a anyone comes in after their mission task and report to him, and heโll act like nothing just happened between the two of you.
One of Miguelโs main motivations is watching you play with Mayday or just handling babies in general. It instantly kicks the breeding kink and baby fever on overdrive and he will take you to bed the minute you arrive home.
Another motivation, as mentioned earlier, is watching the way your body sways gracefully as you complete your domestic tasks. Itโs even more enticing when youโre completely oblivious to how sensual you are in his eyes. Youโll be the death of him and you donโt even know it.
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Being called โmasterโ in bed. Though he does like being in control and taking the lead, being called that, especially by his romantic partner, is uncomfortable for him. Having said that, he wouldnโt mind being called โsirโ from time to time, especially if you were to use that sultry voice on him. It makes him weak in the knees everytime.
Collars and leashes are a big no too, it hurts his pride being used on him, and seeing it on his partner isโฆunsettling.
He refrains from using his venom on you too. It was you who initiated the idea but he refused. Physically, the furthest heโll go is tying you up.
He tries to avoid shower sex, but if you coax him and rile him up enough, he might give in. Just try not to over do it otherwise heโll stop doing it all together.
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Miguel is fully aware how big he is so he wouldnโt expect his you to suck him off if you canโt handle it. But when you do, heโll be driven up the walls. He loves watching his cock disappear inch by inch and fully engulfed into your pretty mouth.
He watches how your perky lips wrap around his length before you start moving. Heโd have to hold back, using every fibre in effort to not grab your hair and start fucking your throat straight. The last thing he wants is for you to gag or chock midway.
He loves giving it to you though. He canโt get enough of how your legs enclose around him as he delves into your sex. He finds it amusing how you would buck your hips up for more friction especially when you whine for more, only for him to grip your sides and hold you down.
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Depending on the mood. Heโll be slow and sensual if you want to take your time especially after a long, rough day at HQ and all he wants to do is unwind and make love with you and just pour all of his affection and appreciation in one night.
If youโve teased him, giving him hints and the โfuck meโ eyes throughout the whole day, be prepared because he will not hold back. Since he does have a high stamina, not just in combat but in bed, heโll rut for hoursโ and in different positions too.
I mean, you brought this upon yourself so you have to deal with the consequences. Shouldโve seen it coming querida, hm?
Sometimes thereโs room for both if you have more time together.
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Definitely would want quick fucks in the morning before he starts his day, especially knowing that the fate of the whole multiverse is dependent on him as he always says to you.
He will be away from you the whole day and expect to be under a lot of pressure and withhold that responsibility, so a quick release inside of you will boost his morning before he has to get out of bed.
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Heโs usually pretty sensible when it comes to having sex in a private space like your bedroom but for some reason, being with you awoken something in him. Maybe it was the way you were a tease.
He never thought heโd be fucking you in the middle of the day while on duty. He reluctantly let you suck him off while he was overseeing the multiverse once. He was stressing out and you insisted on assisting him relief some of that pent up frustration.
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I donโt think I need to go into full detail here. We all know this man has superhuman stamina. His body releases less fatigue toxins than an ordinary human so he will use that in bed with you.
If you donโt have the same level of energy as him, he wouldnโt mind either taking a break or stopping all together. Heโs aware that his high stamina is because of his DNA that not everyone can keep up with.
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Other than the butt plug I mentioned earlier, Miguel doesnโt seem to see the use in toys. Heโd rather do the work with his hands and his dick. Furthermore, he can always use his powers and enhanced abilities in bed too.
He does use a vibrator with you from time to time just to edge you a little.
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In time, when Miguel gets in the swing of things he will tease you, especially knowing how bad you want him (and vice versa). Whether itโs hearing you beg him to touch you or to reach your orgasm, Miguel will tease you when heโs in the right mood for it (or when youโre being punished).
Orgasm denial will happen often so donโt think heโll let you come that easily. He secretly wants you to do the same to him too but, again, his pride will never let him admit to it. Give it time. Trust me.
Itโs been a while since he had a connection like this with anyone and having someone want him this much will do things to him.
If he is planning on getting you knocked up, all the teasing goes out the window. He will please you all he can and prepare you before he spills his seeds in you, in hopes of you getting pregnant.
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I canโt imagine him being the type to be loud in bed but I can definitely see him being vocal, especially when it comes to praising you or coaxing you to come. Sometimes you just canโt control your mouth in the spur of the moment.
He might groan and grunt from time to time when heโs focusing on reaching his climax or when heโs trying to hold back.
And those who want to hear him whimperโฆ.maybe try and top him and see how thatโll end up.
Been waiting to get to this! He gets off watching holograms sex tapes of you either pleasing yourself or squirting/ejaculating.
Heโs able to watch from every angle and will rewatch it again and again until heโs finally alone with you and can see you come in person from his touches.
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Weโve all seen the fandom talking about Miguel fingers being 11 inches. Someone said that his hand is bigger than an A4 piece of paper (Donโt take my word for it lmao)
So itโll only make sense if heโs dick is big too, same size as his fingers Iโd say, maybe an inch or two smaller, because holy fuck heโd split you in half with just his dick!
Pretty girthy too so heโll rub on every crevice of your silky walls, giving the best friction.
It makes sense that Miguel has a high sex drive especially with his pent up stress. He would take it out on you in bed after a long day and grin as you beg for more.
He wouldnโt initiate anything for a while until heโs properly settled with you and once heโs comfortable enough, heโll pull you towards him in the most unexpected moments.
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Miguelโs suffering from insomnia is one of my head cannons, so donโt expect him to drift off immediately after sex anytime soon. He battles haunting nightmares of the multiverse collapsing one day and sometimes his brain replays the image of his daughter fading away in his arms over and over again.
But eventually they do begin to relent. Listening to your steady breathing as you sleep, nestling in his arms or on his chest really helps calm his nerves.