Counting and Snarking On

Followed a few Fundie snark blogs then started my own. She/Her

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Fundie Pregnancy Predictions 2026

Alyssa

Katie

Joy

Jill

Priscilla Waller

Katey

Nurie

Heidi

Jana (?)

Maddie

Lydia B (?)

Jessa (?)

Hannah

Tiffany (?)

Esther B

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I’m breathing through rage. I’m breathing through rage. I’m taking an edible because *checks notes* murder is unfortunately still illegal

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According to Reddit (so take with a handful of salt) Samuel’s new Gurl just turned 17 in April of this year

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#can we get a rodrigues courtship please

Ask and ye shall receive, Sam is courting a daughter from the family that took the Rods to Legoland earlier this year (late last year?)

Jill announced this like an hour ago apparently. I wonder if this is going to make it all the way down the aisle or if it’ll implode in Jill’s face once again. People on Reddit are speculating/saying that the new girlfriend is a minor (16 or 17?)

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Now that Tessie is graduated, how long until Jill Sr. attempts (and fails at) a courtship for her?

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What the fuck do you mean Zach Bates is going to be on my Food Network?

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Hill #2 is in the NICU and Jill, fresh of the plane from a giant convention is breathing directly on her and kissing her, brought at least 2 Rod siblings along and is going to GENEROUSLY “ALLOW” Kaylee to share her own daughter’s birth stats jesus christ when I think the bar can’t get lower she pulls out a shovel and starts digging

And word on the street (a post from Jonathan’s mother, that has now been edited) the Baby’s name is Jill and/or some form of Jill

Stole this from Reddit

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Jrod vs Olivia Plath is not the facebook throwdown I ever expected to see but it’s happening. Hoo boy I can’t imagine the spiraling happening in Jill’s house this weekend because commenters are piling on Jill and she can’t delete any of them because it’s not her post. Love this for her

This Olivia Plath stuff is wild. Finally Jill’s crazy has been released to the public. And did you see that Kaylee is potentially in labor? We could have a baby soon

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Kristen Clark of Girl Defined Infamy is pregnant again, due next month

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Don’t forget we allegedly have a Bates Wedding this weekend. Isaiah and Sarah are allegedly getting married on Saturday.

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Everyone Wake Up! Warden is engaged, I repeat Warden is engaged

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Let’s go Nebuchadnezzar Keller🎉 (Nebi, Chad, or Nezzi as a nickname)

Nebuchadnezzar or Nazareth for a boy are top contenders (if you ask me) though, I’d be curious to see another girl name that they’d choose. Nicole, Natalie, Natalia, Natasha? I’m sure there are plenty more I just can’t think of ones off the top of my head.

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It feels very strange to not have any known Bates pregnancies... When was the last time that even happened?? It feels like we've known about at least 1 pregnancy continuously for the last couple years! lol

Well, it isn't so long ago as you might think. After Esther delivered Graham early october 2024 there was a 'pregnancy drought' until on december 7 the same year, so two months later, Trace and Lydia announced they were expecting Kaia.

I saw someone mention when the last time was that both the Duggars and the Bates weren't expecting another baby. That wasn't this time. Because we knew that Katey Duggar were expecting the twins. So the time before oct-dec 2024 was when Carlin had delivered Zade in march 2022. Early may both Tori and Nathan announced they were expecting. So about a month without a known pregnancy. But once again, we knew that Jill Dillard and Katey Duggar were expecting.

So back to the Bates. After Tori delivered Kolter in march 2020 the Bates had a drought for over four months until Alyssa announced she was expecting Maci in august 2020. And again, we did know about a Duggar pregnancy. Joy announced her pregnancy with Evelyn about a week before Kolter was born. She delivered in august but by then Jinger already announced she was expecting Evangeline.

The time the Bates had a drought before that was from Kade's birth in november 2018 until Josie announced her pregnancy with Willow in february 2019. And now it's getting interesting. Jinger delivered Felicity in july 2018. And there wasn't a known Duggar pregnancy until Jessa announced her pregnancy with Ivy in january 2019. So from november 2018 until january 2019 we didn't have a known pregnancy from either the Bates and Duggars. That's more then 7 years ago. Let that sink in for a minute. For over 7 years we have known about a pregnancy from their the Bates or the Duggars.

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Well we’re about a week out from Mother’s Day. I wonder if we’ll get any announcements next week/weekend. It’d be nice because currently, I only have two checked off of my predictions list.

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A pregnancy update from Kaylee. 33 weeks which means baby girl is due mid-June

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Dear god I hope Nurie didn’t announce to the family AT Kaylee’s baby shower

I mean based on the announcement photos (if they aren’t A.I) it looks like they took them while they were in Florida visiting the Keller side of the family for Nathan’s Birthday and then shortly after that they were back home in Ohio for Nurie’s surprise party. I hope that’s when they announced to family. Shocked Jill hasn’t released a video of that yet. Don’t worry though, Jill got plenty of pictures of the pregnant sisters together at Kaylee’s baby shower

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Thank You Nurie, we have an actual due date for Baby Nurthan #4

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Our Next Big Adventure! - The Dillard Family

Where will we go next?!

Umm…so, Derick Dillard has yet another career change. He joined the Marines