Counting and Snarking On

Followed a few Fundie snark blogs then started my own. She/Her

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Fundie Pregnancy Predictions 2026

Alyssa

Katie

Joy

Jill

Priscilla Waller

Katey

Nurie

Heidi

Jana (?)

Maddie

Lydia B (?)

Jessa (?)

Hannah

Tiffany (?)

Esther B

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What Rodrigues announcement is Next

Sex Reveal for Nurthan #4

Reveal of the alleged secret courtship

Samuel Engaged

Timothy/Heidi Baby #2

Kaylee/Jonathan Baby #3

Voting ended onJul 20

I think I’ve covered everything currently coming up for the Rods but, as always leave your thoughts/crazy theories/ answer combo in the comments or reblogs

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So…a post from Pickles (Life is not all Pickles and Hairspray) popped up on my Facebook and they’re claiming that Johannah is engaged to David Swanson, Lauren’s younger brother

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Shoutout to Kelly Jo for giving confirmation on Baby Boy’s name and birthdate

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So do you think Timothy and Heidi are holding off on publicly announcing until after Charlie’s first birthday? I just did some math based on their announcement last time around and if she’s due in December then she has to be further along than she was with Charlie when they announced that pregnancy. She was around 13 weeks then but, if she’s 13 weeks now that would make her due the begining of January.

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Just noticed Heidi’s shirt. That coupled with her post about an appointment with a midwife…is she pregnant?

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So who else is in a relationship. For her own sake, I hope it’s Renee

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I’m breathing through rage. I’m breathing through rage. I’m taking an edible because *checks notes* murder is unfortunately still illegal

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According to Reddit (so take with a handful of salt) Samuel’s new Gurl just turned 17 in April of this year

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#can we get a rodrigues courtship please

Ask and ye shall receive, Sam is courting a daughter from the family that took the Rods to Legoland earlier this year (late last year?)

Jill announced this like an hour ago apparently. I wonder if this is going to make it all the way down the aisle or if it’ll implode in Jill’s face once again. People on Reddit are speculating/saying that the new girlfriend is a minor (16 or 17?)

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Now that Tessie is graduated, how long until Jill Sr. attempts (and fails at) a courtship for her?

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What the fuck do you mean Zach Bates is going to be on my Food Network?

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Hill #2 is in the NICU and Jill, fresh of the plane from a giant convention is breathing directly on her and kissing her, brought at least 2 Rod siblings along and is going to GENEROUSLY “ALLOW” Kaylee to share her own daughter’s birth stats jesus christ when I think the bar can’t get lower she pulls out a shovel and starts digging

And word on the street (a post from Jonathan’s mother, that has now been edited) the Baby’s name is Jill and/or some form of Jill

Stole this from Reddit

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Jrod vs Olivia Plath is not the facebook throwdown I ever expected to see but it’s happening. Hoo boy I can’t imagine the spiraling happening in Jill’s house this weekend because commenters are piling on Jill and she can’t delete any of them because it’s not her post. Love this for her

This Olivia Plath stuff is wild. Finally Jill’s crazy has been released to the public. And did you see that Kaylee is potentially in labor? We could have a baby soon

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Kristen Clark of Girl Defined Infamy is pregnant again, due next month

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Don’t forget we allegedly have a Bates Wedding this weekend. Isaiah and Sarah are allegedly getting married on Saturday.

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Everyone Wake Up! Warden is engaged, I repeat Warden is engaged