[notaboyscout]

[dainikunikuniku]

🤔 (2018) and 😊 (2020)

[calcifina]

Love love love the second half!

[biraptor123]

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

reblog if you would trust a dog with a sword to protect you

[tshifty]

part of me is like “what the fuck do you mean next week is august when last week was mid april” but then the other part of me is like “approximately 7 years have passed since december 2019 and july 2020″ so that’s fun

[kokoro4kakashi]

me: I’m not mad.

internally: *naruto battle theme*

[federalbureauofislam]

i have a question for u guys: like are u done… like is it over?

[shutyourmoustache]

This man, Mac Smiff, has put it out there crystal clear:

“We came out here dressed in t-shirts and twirling hula hoops and stuff, and they started gassing us. So we came back with respirators, and they started shooting us. We came back with vests, they started aiming for the head. So we started wearing helmets. And now they call us terrorists. Who is escalating this? It’s not us.”

[lobotomizedskull]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lobotomizedskull]

[henstomper]

How to talk to a “Gamer”

Consider asking the Gamer about their “Specs”, which is short for spectres. Gamers enjoy passing the time by discussing the various ghosts trapped within their “gaming” contraptions. At this point, they will begin rattling off a long list of entirely meaningless numbers, letters, and phrases. This should give you enough time to prepare your sedative.

[takaska]

delighted to let you all know this works like a dream

[cohapoo]

Id be the person giving out the specs and getting disspointed when the reciever aint interested 😔

[catchymemes]

American movie be like

[adampvrrish]

so far quarantine has been like *wakes up from a 5 hour nap* *reads a book* *wants to go out but can’t* *tries to be productive* *accidentally takes another nap* *watches a tv show i’ve already seen* *reads again* *feels hopeless* *cycles through the same 4 social media apps* *goes through settings on phone out of pure boredom* *experiences unbearable loneliness* *goes to bed*

[lobotomizedskull]

[owlmylove]

anyone else still feel like u won the lottery when a friend you’ve had for ages agrees to Do Something with You

[owlmylove]

friend i’ve known for literally 4 years: yeah we should hang out!

me: Success! I Have Cunningly Tricked Them in to Accompanying Me (:

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

[smithsonian-official]

posts that hit different in may 2020

[dankmemeuniversity]