tamquam alter idem

natalie; 26; be ruled by me, forget to think of her

[ebogosian]

ASSAD ZAMAN as ANISH SENGUPTA in Hotel Portofino • 1.04, Uncoverings

[adampvrrish]

the post that's like 'normalize naming your children after edits.' i'm naming my firstborn All I Need Radiohead Troynick edit

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sorry for not making you my centerfold

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it is my wholehearted true belief that sempiternal (deluxe edition) by bring me the horizon is one of the top 5 albums of the millennium

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how it feels to successfully jerk off after an hour of intense concentration for the first time in weeks

[adampvrrish]

"how about you update this app?" how about you suck me sloppy from the back

[adampvrrish]

it's a friday as fuck thursday. but it's a trap. try not to kill yourself

[pjharvey]

famous men love to dwell on their situationship with another guy back when they were in their 20s for the rest of their life

[vampy-campy]

you always wanted to stand next to giants — black sails xxxi

[yourtinseltinkerbell]

[adampvrrish]

if iwtv s4 doesn't have daniel and armand french kissing sloppily before fading to black, implying their freaky sex, then i literally dgaf and don't want it at all

[adampvrrish]

the scene in breaking bad when marie asks hank what he's doing in the garage and he answers "beating off" lives rent free in my head. any time someone asks me what i'm doing, i have to wrestle incredibly hard not to say that i'm beating off

[adampvrrish]

the loumand fight scene in 2x5 is like a baby stimulation video for me. when it's on i'm clapping and cheering, when it's over i'm inconsolable.

[adampvrrish]

leaving claw marks in everything i've ever tried to hold on to but eventually lost is my specialty

[adampvrrish]

there is no reason why eight episodes of television takes two or three years to make. i literally dgaf about any excuses people make. shows used to have a 22 episode season of television once a year and that was the standard. so even if the production time, writing schedule, reshoots, editing etc takes longer, they're still only doing one-third of the episodes that they used to do. so why does it take them twice as long? at that rate, a season of E.R or one tree hill would've taken like six years to complete. i'm just so fucking sick of it, they're just scamming us out of our time and money

[adampvrrish]

they were stingy as fuck with the actual gay content this season in particular so i really doubt they're going to have armand & daniel kissing on screen, they won't show us a man in his 70s getting freaky with another man. eric and assad are gonna have to get down on their knees and beg for it i think

[adampvrrish]

thinking about the vampire armand and trying not to either jerk off or kill myself