SLOTHS

est. 2009, long island.

[streetraht-deactivated20150920]

when Miley Cyrus takes you to her favorite restaurant and you dont know what to eat

[callofthenerd]

[shelgon]

Wow! I can’t believe this happened in Pokemon

[ungifable]

[cupofteaorgtfo-deactivated20140]

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

[mysharona1987]

[andrewoclock]

[landmerbabe-deactivated20190210]

such a simple, concise example of how stupid and incapable people think women are.

[willow]

[the-time-goddess-of-221b-deacti]

Who’s ready to hear the best joke ever? Ok *clears throat*

A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says “I want a big S painted on the right side, the left side, the front, the back, I want big S’s everywhere.” And the car painter asks “Why?” And the snail says “Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say ‘Wow! Look at that escargot!”

[thelilnan]

you had me at rich snail

[alxnxllix]

[shadio]

[1995--emo]

[gameraboy]

Jurassic Cookie

[teoami]

my life is better because of this. thank you

[thatsthat24]

Please tag your spoilers, I haven’t seen the movie yet

[jasonhorton]

I’m not religious but this is great

[theironkeepsmebreathing]

😂

[gifsboom]

[just-shower-thoughts]

In a few generations, kids will be frustratedly trying to remember today’s date for a U.S. history test.

[zackisontumblr]

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