Hello Beautiful

Ruth. 22. Vet Student.

[thismermaidlife]

[onlytwitterpics]

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[untexting]

Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend. 

[ryansmadejs]

The Most Insane Battle in History

[timbllr]

via weheartit

[ccoffeeandtea]

[summersweeet]

[daisyjazzridley]

*male celebrities worrying about getting their career ruined*

all of us:

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

art

[thechronicleofshe]

Oh no

[jizzandpissandshitandcum]

BRUTAL

[absolute-drive]

[wasbella102]

[hotrodzandpinups]

HRP

[texasgmg-deactivated20181209]

[metradell-vyorei-deactivated202]

Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes

[outofcontextarthur]

[beyonslayed]

kevin_gates_2_phones.mp3

[juvenialls]

usa gets silver:

russia gets silver:

chinese get silver:

british get bronze:

[jvnrjoah4i3q94ruaweoijag4-deact]

actually, it’s been psychologically proven that bronze winners are happier than silver winners! silver winners see themselves as being “so close” to gold, while bronze winners are just happy they won a medal. so any silver medalist isn’t as happy as a bronze medalist!

[abbadonallhope]

Canada gets silver:

[westeros-baptiste-church]

ok but it’s canada

[havanasliu]

[courage-tocarry-on]

me: i wish someone liked me

someone: [likes me]

me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years