LOUDER THAN GOD'S REVOLVER

var sc_project=11419318; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="5fb6612b"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write(""); CHANGE DOESN’T COME FROM COMPLACENCY. KARKAT VANTAS, 9 SWEEPS. (Part of the Bigger Picture AU) IF I QUIT, IT’S NOT BECAUSE I’M WEAK. IT’S BECAUSE I’M STRONG ENOUGH TO SEE MY LIMITATIONS AND RECOGNIZE THAT IF I FUCKING GO THROUGH WITH THIS SHIT, I’LL DIE. BUT THE ALTERNATIVE IS LIVING OUT A LIFE OF NOTHING, A SHORT LIFE UNTIL I’M FOUND AND CULLED. SO I JUST WON'T QUIT.

[catofulthar000]

courtinggrievances‌:

HONESTLY THAT WAS KIND OF BOTH. I HAVE A MASSIVE REPERTOIRE OF SNARKY BUT HONEST COMPLIMENTARY COMMENTS FOR YOUR READING PLEASURE AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT. 

aWH, wELL, i AM NOT TRYING TO, uHH, fISH FOR YOU TO SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT ME OR ANYTHING,,,

i DO HOPE THAT THINGS ARE GOOD FOR YOU THOUGH,,

[courtinggrievances]

THEY’RE BETTER THAN THEY WERE. NOTHING TO NOTE LATELY. JUST, YOU KNOW, DOING THE WHOLE FUGITIVE THING. 

[courtinggrievances]

deepvwaterstriker started following you

THAT’S A NEW ONE TOO. 

HEY. 

[catofulthar000]

courtinggrievances‌:

I HONESTLY THINK, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME, THAT I AM AT A TRUE LOSS FOR WORDS. A WONDER OF THE MAGNITUDE IN WHICH YOU ARE SHOWING ME NOW HAS NEVER BEFORE BEEN SEEN OR WALKED ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET AND NEVER WILL BE SEEN AGAIN. 

OH MY FUCK. 

HONESTLY, IN MY OWN OPINION, PRETTY CUTE, BUT YOU SURE AS FUCK DIDN’T HEAR THAT FROM ME, HAHAH. 

hAH, yES OKAY, tHAT WAS EITHER TEASING OR A KIND OF NICE THING TO SAY, bUT EITHER WAY IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY,

i FORGOT THAT kARKATS COULD BE PRETTY FUNNY GUYS SOMETIMES,

}:)

[courtinggrievances]

HONESTLY THAT WAS KIND OF BOTH. I HAVE A MASSIVE REPERTOIRE OF SNARKY BUT HONEST COMPLIMENTARY COMMENTS FOR YOUR READING PLEASURE AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT. 

[cultivatedtreason]

courtinggrievances‌:

IT’S BEEN A HOT FUCKING MINUTE, SURE- 

YEAH, I’M SURE A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE REAL CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED, PARTICULARLY THOSE THAT WERE TRYING TO GET THEIR HANDS ON ME IN THE FIRST PLACE. 

BUT I SURE LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON, SO I GUESS THAT’S THE TAKEAWAY FOR THAT LESSON FROM THE SCHOOLFEEDING CLASS OF HARD KNOCKS.

D–> You may be relieved to know they have very little idea of what happened, and I can say that with some certainty.

D–> I also do not know entirely what happened, I am simply glad you are well.

[courtinggrievances]

YOU WERE- WHERE?!

[catofulthar000]

courtinggrievances‌:

THAT. …. WHAT? 

WHAT THE FUCK. 

HOLY *SHIT*. 

I- I KIND OF WANT TO ASK HOW IT WENT. AND IF YOU AT LEAST HAD A LITTLE FUN AS A BEAST THAT CAN FUCK SHIT UP WITH JUST A MERE GLANCE. 

oH, wELL, i WAS STILL MY SAME SIZE, aND, aLSO IN MY WHEELED DEVICE,,,

uHH, i THINK i HAVE A PICTURE,,,

yES, tHAT,,, wAS A THING,,,,,

[courtinggrievances]

I HONESTLY THINK, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME, THAT I AM AT A TRUE LOSS FOR WORDS. A WONDER OF THE MAGNITUDE IN WHICH YOU ARE SHOWING ME NOW HAS NEVER BEFORE BEEN SEEN OR WALKED ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET AND NEVER WILL BE SEEN AGAIN. 

OH MY FUCK. 

HONESTLY, IN MY OWN OPINION, PRETTY CUTE, BUT YOU SURE AS FUCK DIDN’T HEAR THAT FROM ME, HAHAH. 

[cultivatedtreason]

D–> @courtinggrievances

D–> It has been some time

[courtinggrievances]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. 

HOLY HORSEARONI. 

HOLY BEANS IN A TIN *FUCKING* CAN. 

HOLY- ALRIGHT I’M OUT OF IDIOMS AND EUPHEMISMS FOR NOW.

I DON’T ACTUALLY REMEMBER SPEAKING TO YOU IN LIKE. SWEEPS. 

MIND YOU THAT COULD BE MY PREVIOUS CONCUSSION TALKING, THOUGH I SEEM TO RECALL THAT YOU WERE SOMEWHAT PRESENT FOR THAT BULLSHIT. 

[cultivatedtreason]

D–> I am %traordinarily relieved to see you online. D–> I had Temp’s reassurances D–> But you will understand if seeing you for myself is D–> Nice.

[courtinggrievances]

IT’S BEEN A HOT FUCKING MINUTE, SURE- 

YEAH, I’M SURE A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE REAL CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED, PARTICULARLY THOSE THAT WERE TRYING TO GET THEIR HANDS ON ME IN THE FIRST PLACE. 

BUT I SURE LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON, SO I GUESS THAT’S THE TAKEAWAY FOR THAT LESSON FROM THE SCHOOLFEEDING CLASS OF HARD KNOCKS.

[geminidoomed]

@courtinggrievances Court!!

[courtinggrievances]

YEAH, IT’S GOOD TO SEE YOU STILL KICKING TOO. AND JUDGING FROM MY BACKDASHING, STILL GETTING INTO TROUBLE GETTING PEOPLE’S ASSES OUT OF TROUBLE. HAH.

[geminidoomed]

that2 me, you caught me, a trouble monger what2 up dude how2 iit goiing?

[courtinggrievances]

OH, YOU KNOW. PISSING PEOPLE OFF, ONE WITTY WORD AT A TIME. IT'S GOING. EATING, DRINKING, SLEEPING, MAKING SURE TO SIT ON OR NEAR TEMP AT PRETTY MUCH EVERY OPPORTUNITY. HOW WAS YOUR LATEST ESCAPADE?

[cultivatedtreason]

D–> @courtinggrievances

D–> It has been some time

[courtinggrievances]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. 

HOLY HORSEARONI. 

HOLY BEANS IN A TIN *FUCKING* CAN. 

HOLY- ALRIGHT I’M OUT OF IDIOMS AND EUPHEMISMS FOR NOW.

I DON’T ACTUALLY REMEMBER SPEAKING TO YOU IN LIKE. SWEEPS. 

MIND YOU THAT COULD BE MY PREVIOUS CONCUSSION TALKING, THOUGH I SEEM TO RECALL THAT YOU WERE SOMEWHAT PRESENT FOR THAT BULLSHIT. 

[catofulthar000]

courtinggrievances‌:

OH! 

GREYFACE BULLSHIT, I SEE. 

THAT SHIT *WILL* FUCK YOU UP. I DON’T REMEMBER THE SHIT THEY’VE DONE TO ME BEFORE- WAIT- I THINK THERE WAS ONE WERE WE HAD PAWS? FUCK IF I REMEMBER… I’VE HAD TWO TO MANY CONCUSSIONS IN RECENT SWEEPS.

GOOD THAT YOU’RE BACK TO NORMAL AT LEAST, OR AT LEAST, YOUR BASELINE, WHATEVER THE HELL THAT MAY BE. 

yEAHHHH, iT WASN’T TOO BAD THIS TIME i DON’T THINK,,,

mOSTLY JUST SOME GARBAGE AND ALSO REALLY NICE THINGS? aND, bEING HUMAN WASN’T TERRIBLE.

tHE FIRST ONE i EVER GOT TURNED ME INTO A MUSCLEBEAST,,, tHAT WAS PRETTY WEIRD,,,,,

[courtinggrievances]

THAT. .... WHAT? 

WHAT THE FUCK. 

HOLY *SHIT*. 

I- I KIND OF WANT TO ASK HOW IT WENT. AND IF YOU AT LEAST HAD A LITTLE FUN AS A BEAST THAT CAN FUCK SHIT UP WITH JUST A MERE GLANCE. 

[geminidoomed]

@courtinggrievances Court!!

[courtinggrievances]

YEAH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU STILL KICKING TOO. AND JUDGING FROM MY BACKDASHING, STILL GETTING INTO TROUBLE GETTING PEOPLE'S ASSES OUT OF TROUBLE. HAH.

[catofulthar000]

courtinggrievances‌:

…. ALRIGHT, I’LL BITE. WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT? 

AND YEAH. TUMBLR ITSELF IS MOSTLY KIND OF A FUCK TO DEAL WITH, BUT DAMN IT ALL, IT’S THE ONLY THING CONNECTING HALF OF US TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD THAT *DOESN’T* WANT TO KILL US. 

oHHHH, uHHHM, wELL,,,,

i GOT, kIND OF, sENT A LOT OF THINGS,,,

aND ALSO TURNED INTO A HUMAN FOR A WHILE?

i’M, uHM, bACK TO NORMAL NOW THOUGH,,,

[courtinggrievances]

OH! 

GREYFACE BULLSHIT, I SEE. 

THAT SHIT *WILL* FUCK YOU UP. I DON’T REMEMBER THE SHIT THEY’VE DONE TO ME BEFORE- WAIT- I THINK THERE WAS ONE WERE WE HAD PAWS? FUCK IF I REMEMBER... I’VE HAD TWO TO MANY CONCUSSIONS IN RECENT SWEEPS.

GOOD THAT YOU’RE BACK TO NORMAL AT LEAST, OR AT LEAST, YOUR BASELINE, WHATEVER THE HELL THAT MAY BE. 

[courtinggrievances]

fiduspawn-master‌:

oKAY, cOURT THEN,

uHH, i STILL PERFER tAVROS, iF THAT’S OKAY,,,

yEAHHHH, tHEY DO KIND OF, uHM, sUCK THAT WAY,  i FOUND SOME TUTORIALS THAT MAKE IT MOSTLY FUNCTION OKAY EXCEPT WHEN IT DOESN’T,,,

oH, iT’S GOOD i GUESS? uHHM, a LOT MORE CALM THAN LAST NIGHT,,,, wHICH, i THINK IS DEFINITELY GOOD,,,

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.... ALRIGHT, I’LL BITE. WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT? 

AND YEAH. TUMBLR ITSELF IS MOSTLY KIND OF A FUCK TO DEAL WITH, BUT DAMN IT ALL, IT’S THE ONLY THING CONNECTING HALF OF US TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD THAT *DOESN’T* WANT TO KILL US. 

[courtinggrievances]

fiduspawn-master liked your post:OH YEAH. THAT’S LOADS BETTER, MUCH EASIER ON MY…

HUH. 

THAT’S A NEW ONE. 

HOLD ON, I’M GOING TO TAKE A REALLY OBSCURE AND WILD GUESS REGARDING WHO YOU ARE WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING AT YOUR BLOG, READY? 

OF COURSE YOU ARE.

HEY, TAVROS.

[catofulthar000]

oH, uHM, yES, i’M tAVROS,,,

i GUESS LOOKING AT YOUR HANDLE LETTERS AND ALSO YOUR PICTURE THAT YOU ARE, uHM, mAYBE A kARKAT?

uNLESS, yOU HAVE A DIFFERENT NAME OR NICKNAME, lIKE, uHM, a LOT OF PEOPLE SEEM TO,,,,,

[courtinggrievances]

MOST PEOPLE AROUND HERE CALL ME COURT. DO YOU HAVE A NAME YOU PREFER, OR IS TAVROS FINE. YEAH, IT'S NOT BAD WHEN I HAVE IT SET UP HOW I LIKE IT. AT LEAST IT'S NOT A FUCKING DISGRACE TO THE INTERSPACIAL NETWORK OF THIS PARTICULAR DATASTREAM LIKE IT WAS BEFORE I CHANGED IT. TUMBLR UPDATES SUCK MAJOR BONEBULGE. SO, LET'S START WITH THE BASICS, JUST SO I CAN SKIP THE CHIT CHAT. ... ACTUALLY LET'S NOT, THAT'S FUCKING RUDE. RIGHT, HOW'S YOUR NIGHT GOING THUS FAR, HOPEFULLY IT'S BETTER THAN THE SHIT I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT.

[courtinggrievances]

fiduspawn-master liked your post:OH YEAH. THAT’S LOADS BETTER, MUCH EASIER ON MY...

HUH. 

THAT’S A NEW ONE. 

HOLD ON, I’M GOING TO TAKE A REALLY OBSCURE AND WILD GUESS REGARDING WHO YOU ARE WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING AT YOUR BLOG, READY? 

OF COURSE YOU ARE.

HEY, TAVROS.

[courtinggrievances]

OH YEAH. THAT’S LOADS BETTER, MUCH EASIER ON MY POOR SUFFERING EYES. THANK TEMP FOR HELPING ME FIX THE FUCK-UGLY BULLSHIT THAT TUMBLR’S UPDATE MADE IT BECOME. 

[courtinggrievances]

SMOTHERED I TELL YOU. 

[courtinggrievances]

temptingannihilation replied to your post: THE EVERLOVING FUCK DID I LOG INTO.  I DRAGGED…

ii told you 2o.

IF YOU KEEP BEING SMUG I’M GOING TO REPLACE IT WITH SOMETHING ELSE. 

EXASPERATION. FOLLOWED BY PROBABLE LAUGHTER AND A BODILY SHOVE OF MY OWN PERSON. 

[temptingannihilation]

oh noooo.

how wiill ii ever 2urviive.

[courtinggrievances]

YOU WON'T. YOU'LL DIE A SMOTHERED DEATH BY ME.