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@cultivatedtreason
D--> I heard there was an e%cuse to post selfies
I HOPE TALKING TO BE WAS A GREATLY DISAPPOINTING EXPERIENCE
D--> It was nice to hoof someone to speak to, even if they are strange alien drink drones
SORRY I NEVER RETHINK
I BARELY EVEN THINK ONCE I CANT JUST DO IT AGAIN
D--> Tch, I suppose I sh001d hoof %pected that
YOU’RE STRONGER THAN ME
I HAVE A HARD TIME WITH ANY SORT OF AUTHORITY, I ALMOST BIT MY MANAGER’S HAND OFF ONCE BECAUSE SHE TRIED TO MESS WITH A DRINK I MADE
D--> Taps my handle. I invite you to rethink that
WEIRDLY ENOUGH I LIKE THE COMPLICATED DRINKS? IT FEELS LIKE A CHALLENGE
D--> I suppose it must be nice to be challenged in the work place that might otherwise be boring
D--> I am a glorified personal assistant, and often find myself quite bored
PROBABLY PLAIN BLACK DRIP COFFEE
IT ALWAYS SMELLS SO TERRIBLE
D--> I w001d not hoof %pected that!
D--> I thought you were going to say something like... a large 13 shot half vanilla soy caramel blended iced coffee , decaf no whip or some such
HI YEAH SORRY I JUST LEFT WORK NICE TO MEET YOU
D--> What sort of work do you do? I am unfortunately still on the clock as it were though at the moment I have no tasks
I WORK AS A BARISTA AT A COFFEE SHOP
D--> Hence the adorabull latte art in your header, I see. What is the most terribull drink you have had to make?
:33 < ac purrc33ds to build a cozy nest with the intent of staying on the new furiends blog
:33 < Nice to m33t mew
D-->CT is delighted by the new kitten on his blog and offurs her sefurral choice pillows for her nest and some blankets
D--> The pleasure is mine
HI YEAH SORRY I JUST LEFT WORK NICE TO MEET YOU
D--> What sort of work do you do? I am unfortunately still on the clock as it were though at the moment I have no tasks
@xxnyapetaxx @crabarista
D--> Ah! More guests on my blog, welcome for however long you stay
D--> I hoof decided to share a fairly scande100s photograph in celebration of the milestone I reached recently.
D--> As you can see I hoof had a little work done on myself
D--> I am taking my lovely moirail, pictured above, and going to coop
it’s nice!! It’s noot… perfect. There’s still a lot oor proobblems. Bbut Yoou’re alternian, right? Soo comparatively bbefoorus is peaceful.
D--> I am Alternian, that is correct. Peacefoal...
impressivve howw you still manage to type legibly wwith your ass in the air an your forehead to the ground
wwell done
D--> How tiresome, you are simply recycling the same delusional fantasy you've concocted about me over again
D--> I cannot imagine being so p*thetic that you cannot even put up a token attempt at verbal sparring.
D--> I suppose you must get pity where you can
D--> Not, however, from me.
D--> I am done with this, enjoy your little fantasy.
Doon’t woorry haha. I knoow yoou doon’t knoow her soo like, yoou doon’t knoow.
D--> Its true. What is it like there?
oh please spare me the bs posturin you an i both knoww the only reason youre not inflatin your pants wwith blue manure is because wwe are separated by metaphysical temporal divvergences
otherwwise youd be pressin your forehead to the floor
D--> Do leave me out of your sc*talogial fantasies, Ampora.
D--> Or is that all you can think about with your head shoved that far up your own r*ctum?
hello Dr. Death Defying how are you today
D--> Ha!!
D--> It has been a fairly long night but I'm pleased with most of it, and of yourself?
im not obligated to be nice to you eq
its not an order because it doesnt bear repeatin
my authority is a self evvident truth
go an e beg to someone else
D--> Ampora words cannot adequately %press how much I do not recognize your so called authority.
D--> You hoof not yet, and will never see me beg, because you are not worthy of the favour.
D--> I am, equally, under no obligation to spare you any kindness.