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[hither2]

you have to be gay to be funny. i’m sorry but that’s the rule 

[feminism-killed-rome]

Is it cause ur a joke

[hither2]

see? hetero joe over here gave humor a shot and failed miserably

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[naehasareens-deactivated2016080]

we’re back, idiot hookers

[eggfordessert]

[tachikoma]

When you cheat on your diet

[autohaste]

This is too much!

[kristenwiiggle]

[snorlaxatives]

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog of you agree

[raja-gemini]

literally the most random moment of drag race herstery ever minus when tyra sanchez won

[thatwetshirt]

Ferris Buller’s Day Off (1986) dir. John Hughes

[trapcard]

OITNB always does this thing where they try and make you feel bad for people like piper and healy and the rest of these whites and i’m like please just let them all die.

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[hirxeth]

Almost Famous (2000) dir. Cameron Crowe

[nixtendo]

person: “if you had one meme to represent who you are what would it be?” me:

[dcmultiverse]

The Gunpowder treason and plot;       I know of no reason             Why the Gunpowder treason                           Should ever be forgot! 

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[jackafz]

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