Pick Up Lines Meme: Dragon Age Version
Send me one and see how my muse reacts.
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Fereldens are usually pretty dominative. But for tonight honey, I’ll let you make me your sub.
I may not be a rouge but honey my strikes are very, very Explosive
There’s a REASON the shemlen call us dalish “wild elves”, sugar.
Magic exists to serve man and not to rule over him. I’ll let it serve you tonight, baby.
Is that a Walking Bomb heading towards me? ‘Cause you just blew my mind.
Did you cast Chain Lightning? Because there’s a spark between us.
There are several advantages to having a dwarven lover. We’re just the right hight, if you know what I mean.
With a mage you never have to worry about lubrication. We got “Grease” for that sorta thing…
You must be the Fade… because in my dreams, I’m inside you.
Is your name Andraste? Because you are on fire!
I may not be a warrior but I can mighty Blow you
Armor isn’t the only thing my Archer’s Lance can penetrate.
Are you a fire mage? Because you make me hot.
Tonight I am going to fulfill the demands of the qun with you. You will need armor. And something to bite down on.
I don’t need to cast Horror to make you scream.
Baby, I’m a shapeshifter.
I’ll show you my Blade of mercy if you let me hold your Dwarven axe
Come with me upstairs and I’ll show you why they REALLY call me the “Champion” of Kirkwall.
You turn my Winter’s Grasp into a Firestorm
Your Hex of torment is making me fire a Bursting arrow
Baby, your eyes send arcane bolts down my spine.
templar pickup line: You’re like lyrium to me.
I want you more than Isabela wants a ship.
I am going to push you down to the ground, loot your staff and put it in my inventory
The Qunari aren’t the only ones with long spears, But only ours are thick enough to make ‘em REALLY scream
The humans may have reach, but it’s us elves who got flexibility
Your Pull of the Abyss gives my Fist of the Maker a Telekinetic Burst
Andraste’s Raging Pyre, it’s getting hot in here!
Baby, I’m gonna taint YOU tonight