Coven Head and Master of Abomination Magic

Well hello, I am Darius Deamonne which I assume you're aware of. Coven Head, Abomination Expert and Book Writer. If you require something of me then feel free to speak up, do be aware that I am a busy man. | Rp Blog | Anyone can interact! | Mun is 20+

[covenheaddariusdeamonne]

hair care tips. go <3

Unfortunately tips work best depending on the type of hair, not everything works for everyone.

Buuut, I'll give you my own.

When it comes to abomination hair, its a difficult process. When you're washing it, it will melt down flat completely so make sure to use plenty of abomination tamer when it gets like that.

I'd recommend going for a local brand, having ingredients closer to the area you live suits you much better. Not to mention supporting local businesses.

Another tip I'd suggest is when drying it, use the lightest setting on the hair dryer. It does take longer but trust me the results are worth it.

Also, bonnets. They do wonders.

[goldenteenprodigy]

IIU ST GO tt MY SCR OLL BACK IT TWONYLT LWT GO it s been holding me he re for anHOUR. WH AT DO I DO

[covenheaddariusdeamonne]

Little prince.

I am not expert on riddles so I am going to need you to help me out some here. Is your scroll not functioning?

Is that what you're trying to communicate?

[goldenteenprodigy]

HEDP ME! DAROUS HELEPP

[covenheaddariusdeamonne]

What is going on?!

Are you being attacked, do you need me to come and find you? What in the world is happening over there!?

[goldenteenprodigy]

IT FGRABBED MW EANS DRAGGED ME TO THR BADEMENT AND IT KEEPSNTRYING TO FEED ME BUGS. I DRORPP3D MY STAFF AND I CANT GET OTO IT! IT SUP STAIRS!THIS IS EMBARRASSING!!!

[covenheaddariusdeamonne]

Alright.

I'm seeing "It grabbed my and dragged me to the basement and keeps trying to feed me bugs. I dropped my staff and can't get to it. It's upstairs, this is embarrassing."

You're very lucky I've dealt with demons who struggled to type on their scrolls, you should have seen how Raine sent messages when they first got theirs.

Anyway, where are you? I cannot help you if I don't KNOW where you ARE.

[goldenteenprodigy]

IIU ST GO tt MY SCR OLL BACK IT TWONYLT LWT GO it s been holding me he re for anHOUR. WH AT DO I DO

[covenheaddariusdeamonne]

Little prince.

I am not expert on riddles so I am going to need you to help me out some here. Is your scroll not functioning?

Is that what you're trying to communicate?

[goldenteenprodigy]

HEDP ME! DAROUS HELEPP

[covenheaddariusdeamonne]

What is going on?!

Are you being attacked, do you need me to come and find you? What in the world is happening over there!?

[goldenteenprodigy]

IIU ST GO tt MY SCR OLL BACK IT TWONYLT LWT GO it s been holding me he re for anHOUR. WH AT DO I DO

[covenheaddariusdeamonne]

Little prince.

I am not expert on riddles so I am going to need you to help me out some here. Is your scroll not functioning?

Is that what you're trying to communicate?

[covenheaddariusdeamonne]

ooc//

me after getting a single reply from lee's hunter rp blog:

THATS MY SON. GRAAAAAAAAAAAAH, THATS MY FUCKING BOY

[covenheaddariusdeamonne]

oh absolutely! I'll look out for him in the meantime. god- er, Titan knows that kid needs someone to care for him.

I'm certainly glad I'm not the only one who's noticed.

His current state is- We can just say that there is certainly more that could be done for him. He's barely a child and is already given the rank of Emperor's right hand, I mean-

[He stopped himself, shaking his head and waving his hand.]

Either way, I think a deal between us can be to keep an eye out for him.

[covenheaddariusdeamonne]

(She puffs her chest full of pride and determination and a wide grin stretches across her face.) Will do! I have a way of sneaking into people's hearts after all, well. Attempts were made anyway.

Oh, do you?

I'll be sure to take great caution then if you plan on surprising me with your charm. While you're on your escapade of befriending, I think you should seek out the Golden Guard.

Hunter's sixteen and his lack of interaction with other people is concerning to say the least.

I'm sure he could use someone else to speak with besides his uncle, hm?

[covenheaddariusdeamonne]

When was the last time you almost got assassinated? I’d… rather be prepared for being a Coven Head.

(@rainewhispers-thebard)

Unfortunately, assassinations do come with the job. Though you will be happy to hear it's not as often as you'd think.

From what I hear, there has been more attempts to the Emperor himself.

None successful, of course.

[covenheaddariusdeamonne]

Thank you sir! We are ever so grateful! (Takes out a walkie-talkie and whispers) activate plan C "Mass Post Praise"

[His eyebrows raise at the notion of them already having a code for such. Though, he expected nothing less from his capable scouts.]

You are quite welcome.

Keep up the good work, scouts.

[covenheaddariusdeamonne]

(There's something about his reaction made her heart sank a bit. The way Belos has been keeping her pacified through patience and kindness so she would stay by his side and not leave so easily. She knew something's definitely wrong, perhaps part of her enjoyed indulging in the Emperor's attention and special treatment, even as Kikimora alluded her that it would not end well. Maybe its a dream that she's yet to wake herself up from. Only time will tell.) An experienced coven head huh? You sound like you know an awful lot about him and his past. Care to share with your new best buddy?

[He chuckled and an amused smile played on his lips.] Ahah, not so fast.

I am informed about the Emperor since I have been here for quite some time, but don't think I'm going to spill all my secrets just yet.

You seem determined and I can sense an air of passion to you. Keep your head in the right place and maybe we can discuss our budding friendship further, little human.

[covenheaddariusdeamonne]

On it, sir, we will be using all we have to make more posts praising you! asifwedontalready

That's what I like to hear, scout.

You have done very well, this will show up in your performance reviews.

[covenheaddariusdeamonne]

oh he's still alive! traumatized but alive. we're running for a contest right now actually! if he wins the throne for a day he's going to make belos wear cat ears and dance. the perfect revenge for uh, ahem. well, the way belos' been treating me. i promise its not as easy as it looks!! if i could just find a way to make him lash out at me then yes, i would finally have a reason to full on hate him. so far he's been nothing but kind. it's disorienting.

[He hummed and a look of partial recognition came across his face, something about this made him calm. Darius crossed his arms and nodded.]

I am surprised that he lived, but I suppose we are short on staff as of late.

[The coven head raised an eyebrow and titled his head to the side.]

If I could suggest something to you, human? Remind yourself of what he's done to others, remind yourself of what he's done to you. Every time a honey covered word slips out of his mouth, remember when those words were laced poison.

[A saddened look shifted to something more stern.] Be careful. [He dropped it to look more aloof once again.]

But, that's just the words of an experienced coven head.

[covenheaddariusdeamonne]

Sir are you certain you wouldn't want some help with the situation? Not that I'm implying anything, of course not! There simply are quite a few of us scouts and well... Reporting an account on penstagram is easy to do, just saying.

Well, I won't deny that this idea certainly is tempting.

[He smiles slightly, hiding it with his hand as he took a moment of contemplation. After a moment he rolled his eyes and huffed.]

As deserving of it as he would be, I shouldn't abuse my power as such.

Though, I certainly can't stop you if you and the other scouts happen to make more appraising posts of me to show how superior I am at my work compared to him. Then we wouldn't be breaking rules nor would I have used any sort of power.

[covenheaddariusdeamonne]

alright, fine yes we argue a bunch- is it really my fault that he's so frustrating to talk to? also CORRECTION, my friend's the one who did the shave, not me. i'll give him credit where it's due.

Oh, I don't deny that the Emperor is a.. less than favourable man.

My issue is that you can't seem to solidify a stance on him. Once you can commit to one or the other than maybe I'll give you more credit.

And yes, I suppose that's true. I believe Raine mentioned him once, something about an assassination. I assume that he is dead.

[covenheaddariusdeamonne]

Sir, I'm here to report that there appears to be slander of you online from a penstagram user... "Alabomdor_1"

That HACK.

Of course, he's slandering me. He can't seem to handle when abomination magic is done PROPERLY.

[He pinches the bridge of his nose and sighs heavily.]

Thank you for this report, I will be sure to take care of him.

[covenheaddariusdeamonne]

THAT IS none of your business and- its not even a thing! w-who told you that slander about me???

Oh please, the whole castle knows about that.

You lot are far from quiet with your incessant arguing with the Emperor. Come now, do you think no one would know that you had removed the hair from the Emperor's head.

Clearly he's fond of you if you haven't been petrified yet.

I've seen scouts killed for far less.

[covenheaddariusdeamonne]

Oh hey you're that cool purple guy! What's it like being goopy sometimes?

I suppose I am 'that cool purple guy', though not what I assumed I would be known for.

I suppose the experience of being part abomination has come to be something I'm used to at this point. If I had to describe it I would say it's akin to being in quicksand and yet still being able to move.

Maybe a lucid dream could also be accurate.