Space.. the final frontier

[ indie immediately post-game Karkat Vantas blog, 18+, very much under construction ]

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well if that isn’t all of them 

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jakengelsliked your post

BEEP BEEP MOVE YOUR GROCERY CARRIERS OUT OF MY…

HELLO AND WHO ARE YOU.

[jakengels]

!!

Greetings chap! im jak.

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I KNOW YOU DON’T MEAN RIDING CHAPS BUT THAT’S IMMEDIATELY WHAT POPS INTO MY PAN.

ANYWAY, I’M ONE OF AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF KARKATS.

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jakengelsliked your post

BEEP BEEP MOVE YOUR GROCERY CARRIERS OUT OF MY...

HELLO AND WHO ARE YOU.

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BEEP BEEP MOVE YOUR GROCERY CARRIERS OUT OF MY WAY, I NEED FRESH MEAT AND CAT FOOD STAT.

[skeppsbrott]

So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

[andisupreme]

Tofu Bard is College of Valor. Only a Battle Bard would think to put a stabbing implement on his bow in case of tofu or battle emergency.

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chao2theory:

DONT YOU CON2IIDER 2LIIGHTLY TWO BE ALREADY ENOUGH CAU2E YOU REALIIZE THAT MY 2ELF LOATHIING LIITERALLY MAKE2 ME BE A NIIHIILII2TIIC A22HOLE TWO LIITERALLY EVERYONE IINCLUDIING MY2ELF AND MY LATE/DII2TANT ALTERNATE2

CON2IIDERIING II 2TARE DOOM IINTWO THE MAW ALL THE FREAKIING TIIME IIVE JU2T FUCKIING 2TOPPED TRYIING TWO 2EE A WAY OUT OF BEIING AN A22HOLE LOL

I ALREADY FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, JESUS CHRIST.

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covermethefuckinglitter folgt dir jetzt

OH MY FUCKIING GOD NO

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YOUR DOOM HAS ARRIVED.

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FUCK OFF A22HOLE II HAVE ENOUGH DOUCHEBAGGERY IIN MY2ELF TWO FUEL MY ENTIIRE MII2ERABLE EXII2TANCE II DONT NEED ANY FROM MY ALTERNATE2

FUCK

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HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT I’VE DONE THIS DANCE BEFORE AND REALIZED WE’RE (AS IN SEVERAL SOMEONES WHO ARE WIDELY CONSIDERED ‘ALTERNATES’) ACTUALLY SO FUCKING DIFFERENT AND HAVE VARIOUS EXPERIENCES, TO THE POINT WHERE WE’RE ACTUALLY JUST AS FAR APART AS THE NEXT DICK AND JANE.

AND THAT I’M NOT ACTUALLY A SIGN OF YOUR DOOM AND FATE OF STARING INTO THE MIRROR SLASH VOID, BUT JUST A STRANGER WHO LOOKS SLIGHTLY LIKE YOU.

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covermethefuckinglitter folgt dir jetzt

OH MY FUCKIING GOD NO

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YOUR DOOM HAS ARRIVED.

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crepuxulum replied to your post “JUST LIKE THAT, I HAVE SHOOED EVERYONE AWAY. IS IT THE LARGE,...”

D »—> Regardless of its true cause, the latter reason has been cemented into causation by your own utterance

DO YOU EVER REPEAT WHAT YOU TYPE OUT LOUD AND WONDER WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE TO OTHERS BECAUSE.

WHAT THE FUCK.

I THOUGHT THOSE BEFORUS DOUCHES WERE BAD.

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IN CASE ANYONE WAS PAYING ATTENTION OR WONDERING, I’VE BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE RED THE CAT HASN’T BEEN KEEPING DOWN FOOD FOR A FEW DAYS.

I FOUND A LIQUID SUPPLEMENT AND HIS VET SAYS HE SHOULD MAKE A FULL RECOVERY. SOME BULLSHIT BUG GOT TO HIM :(

[owners-lil-kitten-deactivated20]

When you want owner’s attention.

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JUST LIKE THAT, I HAVE SHOOED EVERYONE AWAY.

IS IT THE LARGE, OBNOXIOUS TEXT OR DOES MY BITTER-BULB BREATH SOMEHOW CONVEY ITSELF THROUGHOUT THE INTERWEBS.

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I SMELL DISGUSTING ‘DASHCOURSE’ AS IT SEEMS TO BE CALLED.

[the-traveling-witch]

Do you ever want to talk to someone REALLY BAD but you have nothing to say to reasonably start a conversation and you don’t actually want to do any talking you just want them to talk at you because you like them a whole fucking lot?

[fecktrecool-deactivated20220314]

When i was 5 my bro had to babysit me N there was a concert near us so he took 5 y/o me to a concert at 3 AM. it was a small venue but there was a big mosh pit (it was actually probably small) and I started crying and Billie saw and he basically stopped the show and had the security take me and my bro side stage. after the show and Billie&Mike were talking to my brother and Trè sat on the ground and that's the story of how 5 y/o me played Patty Cake with Trè Cool at 4 AM in a shitty venue.

Awwwww omfg

[hannahvardit]

that take-out is going to be freezing by the time it gets home.