I’m Still Here ✨

Danny • He/Him • 27 • Bi • Trans

[soundlessdragon]

Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since

[soundlessdragon]

He is an ungrateful man 😔

[by-dying-i-live]

[roastbasilisk]

I'm gonna be honest with you, she looks like regular Kabru.

[nart-is-a-monster]

before n after top surgery

[androdragynous]

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

[hydro-homies]

you're not

[godwolf30]

[shitty-check-please-aus]

What we need to do is convince all the disney adults in america that high speed rail would be a preferable way of getting to disneyworld compared to driving or flying. We could maybe harness their fondness for the monorail or something, but this is a group of people that has time, income, and passion that we could leverage. If we could direct 5% of the enthusiasm they have for limited edition popcorn buckets into calling their representatives and demanding high-speed interstate rail, we could get it by 2030

[pointnclick]

“google” alerts on for king arthur. you never know

[justheretobreakthings]

So within two days of each other, Fox News writes an article comparing aromanticism and asexuality to pedophilia, and then Matt Walsh releases a video saying asexuality is a mental illness and asexuals are tricking teenagers into having depression.

Not sure what’s going on right now over in Conservative World, but it’s a hell of wild U-turn for them to suddenly switch from “Oh no! The left is sexualizing our children!” to “Oh no! The left is asexualizing our children!”

[ohnoitstbskyen]

It’s a reminder, I guess, that they’re coming for all of us. The fash and the white supremacists will not make nice distinctions between the queers when they put us up against the wall. There is no gatekeeping, no label-policing, no purity-purging and no assimilation that any of us can do that will save us. They want us dead, and while they’ll start with whoever is most vulnerable at any given time, they’ll get around to all of us eventually.

Queer solidarity means all of us because the fash are coming for all of us.

[karmiccollector-deactivated2024]

All Dividers are Feds. Stand united or die separately.

[hazel2468]

ANYONE who is trying to divide our community is a fucking Fed. That includes other queers who like to argue about who is and isn’t “allowed” in our community.

[vol-au-ventbaudelaire]

25 years of ads peeled away

[jpnostalgia]

The day has come. This is the only day of the year you can post this

[guerrillatech]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

When I mentioned taking a day off to move house, my manager asked who I went with for my mortgage

When I told him I was renting he asked “why don’t you just borrow ten grand or so off your parents for a mortgage deposit?”

Sir, we lead very different lives

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Have you considered being born into wealth? You should try it some time. It’s not hard. I was born into wealth all by myself!

[perditionsflames]

I once visited a coworkers house and a cleaning service van pulled into her neighbors driveway. She said ‘They’re using THAT maid service now? How cliche! What service do you use?’ I felt like I’d somehow been transported to another dimension.

[orangecitrusring]

One time I was working at a thrift store as a cashier and talking with this dude about how expensive living and school were, and he looked at me and was like “Just go over to Europe, school is free there. Have your accountant write it off as a business expense so you won’t have to pay taxes on it” and I was just so fucking baffled I couldn’t speak

[headspace-hotel]

the skiing is by far the least batshit thing on this thread

[cantinabandmp3]

Rich people are so wildly out of touch with how working class people live their lives.

[knowyournewmeme]

i never jack off. i watch porn and just nod my head with my hands firmly planted on the desk.

[road-kill-dog]

SHUTBUP SHUT UP HAHAHAHUSVEI

[bimalewife]

[ojibwa]

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

[ojibwa]

this is it. this is the photo of all time

[mac-mcdonald]

tweet of the century

[guerrillatech]

[sedoretu]

omg that’s not even all of it

[redchrominance]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lungthief]

not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread