cowboy

(22) (they/he/it) (soooo incredibly pitt pilled)

[cowboyfreakytown]

helloooo I’m rejoining tumblr!!

i go by cowboy online, and I looooove da pitt, especially that wet rat boy dennis whitaker

pronouns are they/he/it

very okay with fun friendly flirting :3c

i hope you like my art! i’ll be reposting some art that’s already on Twitter for the time being, and then will post new stuff to both platforms simultaneously! (if I don’t get bored of tumblr that is)

if you wanna find me on Twitter, my accounts are drrobbysbeard and jacksfatboner :3

here is my strawpage too https://rosiebecool.straw.page

rosiebecool's strawpage

[cowboyfreakytown]

forgot to post this here, but here’s baby emo dennis oohhh my little squeebly that’s my son

[blueangelbby]

Jack and Dennis occasionally get so stressed and pent up that they need to fuck it out of their systems. But Dennis isn’t really in the mood to give up the surrender easily, or he just feels like making Jack work for it.

It’s kind of play fighting, but not quite. Because Dennis is using his nails to scratch parts of Jack’s back to wiggle free. Jack is using a little more force than he usually does to pin Dennis down under him, surely leaving bruises, and swearing when Dennis kicks and flails out of his hold.

At one point Dennis bites hard down on Jack’s pec, which just makes him let out a moan, and even if Dennis bites harder, nearly drawing blood, Jack is just grinning and yanking at Dennis’s curls to pull him off.

Jack flexes his biceps when he gets Dennis pinned underneath him, mocking his heavy pants, “Come on, pup, use those muscles you work so hard for.”

Dennis is calling him a sick old man, “You really get off on this shit? Getting young guys underneath you?” as if Dennis himself isn’t leaking messily beneath Jack’s hold.

Sometimes they don’t even fuck. Sometimes they end up dry humping and coming undone just like that. Those are surprisingly the days that they go into work with more bruises than they probably should have.

[blueangelbby]

yeah

[blueangelbby]

Ok you might notice a theme with the stuff I’m sending you

Rabbot finding new ways to catch Dennis off guard, to casually humiliate him, make him feel small. Maybe even getting bolder with when and where they do it

They’re all shopping together, Dennis grabs some food thing he’s seen on tiktok and wants to try, and puts in the cart. Robby raises an eyebrow at him and Jack clears his throat expectantly.

Dennis rolls his eyes in irritation, while also trying to subtlety scan the aisle to see if there was anyone around to hear him when he asks “Daddy can we please get this?” reaching into the cart, holding it back up for them to see.

Even though he keeps his voice as flat and unimpressed as possible, they still respond warmly.

“Yeah? You wanna try something new, baby? Daddy will get it for you”

“Such a good boy for asking, you can have a treat sweetheart”

They’re at a public park having a picnic. When they stand to pack up and leave, Robby grabs Dennis’ wrist and pulls him forward, Dennis’ eyes widen when he sees what’s in his other hand

“Mmh, no, stop-“ He whines, trying to escape the tissue wiping at the corners of his mouth, face heating up while Jack laughs

It’s even worse when they’ll cool off for a while, days will pass with them treating him the same as each other. He’ll take it for granted, say something too smart in the parking lot of the hospital

Robby tries to hide his smirk when he stage whispers, “oh, someone is just begging for a nap soon.”

Dennis huffs indignantly, still focused on what they were talking about, “I do not need-“

“To be rocked to sleep tonight? No baby, you don’t. Not if you keep up this attitude.” Jack cuts Dennis off, grabbing his jaw and softly smushing his cheeks together with one hand.

That’s all it takes for Dennis to start spewing an apology

-🧵

me, again, being a selfish person and hiding this for a few days so only I can enjoy it -

THIS SCRATCHES MY BRAIN SO WELLLLL

Part of the fun in it is flipping the switch without telling Dennis. Deciding when he's their little boy and when he's something else. He doesn't get to pick, and he struggles to admit when he needs to be in that headspace. So they decide for him.

He'll get a little too comfortable and say something slightly challenging when it's just him and Robby in a room at work. Robby in turn will raise a brow and ask so casually "Is that how you're supposed to be talking to your daddy?" to get a bashful, rushed apology.

Dennis rolls his eyes at a stupid joke Jack says, who stops immediately and asks him, "Do you want to try and do that again? No? That's what I thought."

If he does the opposite of something he was told to do, he gets a heavy sigh of "What did I just say?" before he's getting pushed into a corner for timeout. Robby especially will just start tugging him along to do the task for him. "If you can't be good, I'll just do it for you."

When he's crying about a punishment, saying it's not fair, Jack pats his cheek sweetly and says "I know, baby, but I've got to do it. I don't want you thinking it's okay to misbehave like that."

Of course, the problem is that even though Dennis turns red and gets flustered and huffs and puffs and on more than one occasion stomps his foot (that's their favorite tantrum indicator because the second he does it Jack will reach out and spank his ass wherever they are, spectators be damned. Robby likes to grab his chin and make him look right into his eyes as he asks calmly if he wants to throw a fit now or at home) - even though he pretends to hate it?

Something deep in him loves it. And don't they fucking know it.

[incorrect-the-pitt]

[jasonmeowmeow]

found footage 🙁

[heisshiro]

have a bad day?

[dcvina-claires]

obsessed with whitaker constantly dropping hints at his background while not actually saying anything. that boy is literally begging for someone to listen and he keeps getting overlooked. it’s gonna be years before i can pay off my student loans. i was a theology major, let me quote scripture at you. it’s the only way i know to cheer someone up. my parents aren’t proud of me but they sacrificed a lot for me. they sacrificed a lot for me but i haven’t been home in years. i watched my uncle drink himself to death and i’m the first one in my family to go to college, which could mean nothing. hey guys, did you know there’s an abandoned wing on the eighth floor? “i’m here if you want to talk more” robby says, and then immediately leaves

[pupenpie]

I love Hucklerabbot dynamic cuz Robby would NOT discipline Dennis at all he barely does it at work! outside?!?! Not at all! he enables that boy too much which is why Jack is crucial he sets rules and balances his two boys it’s his way of showing love and care.

Jack has chores for Dennis and Robby.

Robby tells Dennis he’ll pay someone to clean the house.

Robby lets Dennis eat whatever he wants as long as he is eating filling portions.

Jack wants to see Dennis eat three balanced meals a day and an appropriate amount of vegetables and water.

Robby gives his credit card to Dennis whenever the boy wants it

Jack has an allowance that Dennis has to follow he wants the boy to be responsible and not too spoiled (too late for that)

Robby could let Dennis hump him and use him as a dildo whenever the boy wants

Jack however punishes both Robby and Dennis for cumming without his permission.

Dennis whines for his daddy Robby to save him mid punishment but Robby knows he’ll more punishment if he intervened

[plastiboo]

[thesunandallherkids]

dennis having a bad day because he forgot his vape at the apartment. nobody lets him hit their vape because he’s a notorious vape killer. cue jack walking in early and seeing dennis stomp around the ed and everyone giving him space. Jack just pulls him aside and passes dennis his pink lemonade geek bar. dennis cries with joy and runs to the ambulance bay. 3 hours later when dennis finally gets to leave he finds jack and gives him back his vape. it’s on 1% and dies on the next hit.

[redrageoused]

my pitt fic list because im obsessed with myself & drafting out some new stuff for whitaker :3

1. in which dennis finds out robby's got tattoos older than him & is decidedly abnormal about it

2. what to do when you're pretty sure both your hot older bosses want to fuck you & you're a little scared about it

3. directly off of 2, where dennis gets remarkably plastered, mostly against his will

4. directly off of 3, a lesson in not accepting drinks from strangers, even if they're hot, older, and fill the hole in your chest

5. +1, developing the relationship between dennis, abbot, and robby, through dennis' wild over-preparation for shifts

6. truly, dennis hates these fucking med students

7. where dennis learns he really shouldn't take bets with santos (maybe he should)

[peatbogpirate]

I think it’s fun that they feature a cartoon character on this live action show

[evelina-maar]

pediatrician dr. whitaker reporting for duty

[surpriya]

Inexperienced Victoria x Experienced Trinity is really special to me because I just know Victoria is so deeply embarrassed about it but she makes it up by complete overeagerness that Trinity can’t help but feel endeared by… like you just know Victoria comes up with the craziest ideas she found on google to test out and Trinitys like 😭😭 girl what the hell 😭😭😭 but it’s really hot to her and it makes her more obsessed. I’m actually shaking from the power of Crashtos being FWB so Victoria can experiment and learn in a safe environment but Trinity is soooooo in love she can’t help but continue going on what seems like a crazy destructive past. And ofc Victoria doesn’t pay this any mind because Trinity is always making “fun” of her so she must assume that Trinity doesn’t like her at all. #Miscommunication #ButThenTheyFuckItOutFinally

[cowboyfreakytown]

too shy to ask my twitter oomf to tell me what to do again why is the puppy lifestyle so hard bro do I need to blink my gigantic eyeballs at people and beg because I will

[cowboyfreakytown]

as someone who used to be a prolific consumer of character x reader content, I find it very funny that I’m so opposed to seeing it with the pitt

I see so much like robby x reader stuff and immediately in my mind I’m like “no what the fuck ew that’s a gay man who’s also my dad I think”

Also I think nowadays I would get too mad that y/n would do something out of character for me. No I would not tell Dr Robby I’m crushing on him at a work party I wouldn’t even be at the work party I hate parties go fuck yourself