May’s mind & more !!

Literally everything that makes me me 20 :p.

[creature-lala]

And so what if I drew these grown ass men acting like teenage girls?

[aes-ashh]

MoT clex

[creature-lala]

Been looking at so much of your art and listening to so much scriddler that now I’m compelled to write for them. Unfortunately I’m still infected by F1 brainrot so I guess Jon and Eddie are going to be homoerotic race car rivals . Thanks for the inspo! Keep up the good work! 🫶

Tysm for saying I give you inspo omg<33 you have also given me inspo:

With a new F1 AU drop

[taylornation]

"I Knew It, I Knew You," Taylor's original song for Toy Story, is out this Friday! ☁️ Pre-order Collector's Edition CDs, each with unique vocals and production. Available for 48 hours or while supplies last at store.taylorswift.com.

Disney and Pixar Toy Story 5 in theaters June 19.

[taylorswift]

It’s a *Toy* Story 🤠

You knew it! My new original song “I Knew It, I Knew You” for Disney and Pixar’s Toy Story 5 will be yours on June 5th. I’ve always dreamed of getting to write for these characters who I’ve adored since I was a 5 year old kid watching the first Toy Story movie. I fell instantly in love with Toy Story 5 when I was lucky enough to see it in its early stages, and I wrote this song as soon as I got home from the screening. Sometimes you just know, right?

You can pre-order now exclusively on my site and catch Toy Story 5 in theaters June 19th ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

[eunoiamoons]

remus was regulus’ gay awakening

[jazzgard]

[creature-lala]

This is like a scene from girl, interrupted- but terrible.

[dictearchive]

[prongsievans]

peter: blue m&m's are the best.

sirius: WHAT IS THIS SLANDER?

peter: what about it? they are.

sirius: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!

sirius: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!

peter: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!

remus: they're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.

james: i like the yellow ones..

peter and sirius: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!

[eedweiz]

Grace insisted on putting Carl's name on the most important paper of the century 🎉

[harezayiii]

snapshot

[evil-twink-reg]

rip peter pettigrew you would’ve loved having a tumblr sideblog where you overshare too much

[ramen8008]

Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?

Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him

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Hal: you've gained some muscles

Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out

Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.

Jason: steroids

Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*

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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?

Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not

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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass

Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?

Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it

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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?

Flash: yeah we could use him with this one

Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?

Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead

[joodlesofdoodles]

Happy Mother's Day to these two

[creature-lala]

I was like “I know Jon looks like his dad, I wonder what my version of it would look like” and then I got way too into it.

[robs-your-robins]

I would actually love a character to rock up to the JLA and meet the core members and be so excited that they are trusted to learn the secret indentities of the heroes and it's...

Superman is... a guy called Clark Kent. Yeah he's an alien but he works at a newspaper. He says shit like "y'all'd've" and idioms like "that dog just ain't going to hunt".

Martian Manhunter goes by... John? J'onn? Another alien sure but is a cop on the outside of this? Who goes by John?

Batman is… Bruce Wayne. Yup, the Bruce Wayne. The billionaire himbo who went viral for accidentally stumbling onto a Victoria Secret runway and walking it waving really awkwardly, whispering that he was looking for the bar?

Wonder Woman calls herself Diana and yes, she's a Princess, daughter of a god and literally made out of clay but she carries tote bags that say shit like “Ask me about ancient Greek pottery”.

The Flash is… a forensic scientist who keeps leaving his lunch to rot in the breakroom fridge and yelling when Batman throws it away because he was doing an experiment or something. He's this guy called Barry who has been overheard muttering the rhyme about tying shoelaces.

Green Arrow turns out to be Oliver Queen. Yeah, that guy who got stranded on an island because he fell off his own boat? That Oliver Queen. The one who keeps getting arrested at charity galas. The one who tried to grow a goatee so people would take him seriously.