Four Legs Good, Two Legs Better

Cam!!! 20. He/him please! Number one fight club 2 hater. Part time clones rights activist. I'm not anti animal i swear it's an Animal Farm quoten Quite literally a blonde man

[thebat-musicman]

my profile pic is the band people who sing im all out love with batman masks. don’t question it.

hi! im cam! he/him, 20 years old.

i reblog a lot of miscellaneous posts, but a lot of my own posts are about batman. while i dont reblog a lot of it, im always open to a convo about percy jackson, star wars, merlin, supernatural, hunger games, death note, umbrella academy, and various books

posts about my own life are tagged #cam lore

art i like is tagged #fanart

posts i really like are #save

posts with over 2000 notes are #hall of fame

sometimes i send posts to my family, these wee tagged #posts ive sent to my mom. i’ll clarify if i sent it to my mom, sister, or dad. look at that tag if you want to know my family’s sense of humor i guess

my birthday is october 11th if you wanna wish me a happy one!

feel free to talk to me about anything, i love making friends

[echo-loves-flowerboy]

Obessed with whatever was going on at Delphi

“Our prophetess is out today, best I can do is BEANS”

[zoesupreme]

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

[merletka]

[soulsforsales]

Their expressions are killing me😭

[deathdaydreamm]

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

[deathdaydreamm]

[writing-jeans]

the first place I ever moved to I found an ultrasound out on the street nearby the place and on the ultrasound strip it says "hi Eli :)" we hung it up on the wall

[drdaanvondutch]

[crustacean-menace]

Homework lady: "My dog is barking! 🙂"

The dog:

[byjove]

The modern American Democratic Party needs more rednecks and hillbillies to succeed, I am so serious. They need to do more to target rednecks and hillbillies and break down their white collar elitist image Fox News has been harping on. It’s crazy, it’s not true, the Republican Party is doing everything in its power to ensure the rich get richer and the poor and middle class get poorer but if they keep hearing “GOP is the party of backwoods middle Americans who work for a living.” type of slop slop and they turn on the television and see Gavin fucking Newsome, they’re going to keep voting red mindlessly.

[byjove]

And the thing is you see the mainstream candidates the Democratic Party is putting out and you’re like “Oh yeah, that is definitely a guy who’s parents went to college, that is a person who has never had to eat cup ramen to survive, there is nothing about that person that seems relatable.” if they’re going to keep pumping out ‘safe’ moderate white guys, they need to choose ones who look and sound like actual human beings.

[andallofthemwitches]

wasn't that the guy from maine with the nazi tattoos

[byjove]

No, I don’t think being the son of a lawyer and a swanky restauranteur and the grandson of a modernist architect reflects the average redneck, not to mention being a prison guard at Abu Ghraib. They do try to do this periodically, push a candidate as a working class everyman who is very much not a reflection of a working class every man.

[queenrizzardnthelizardscissored]

the issue is that the actual "working class everymen" right now would want to murder trans people for existing, hates lgbtq people in general in fact, & thinks lesbians just havent met a "good enough man" yet. oh also they're virulently racist. like i see where ur coming from but right now basically everyone outside the cities in America are kind of doomed

[byjove]

Hey, I think you might be massively classist and the exact reason that the Democratic Party and leftist movements keep failing to sway large swaths of the population. I say this as a transgender person from rural North Carolina. We exist everywhere and we have friends and family who love us. Automatically assuming that everyone who isn’t from a city and is working a blue collar job is racist, transphobic, homophobic and irredeemably stupid and backwards is a great way to make sure they stop listening to you.

[targetedknowledge]

[raven-matrices]

Absolute gold in the replies

[scavengedluxury]

[scavengedluxury]

[ozempicofficial]

[doggirl-girlcock]

My cringe fucking baby and her derivative drivel

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[ergodyke]

this reminds me of when i found an email from myself in my spam folder with the subject line ‘hello pervert’ and so i grinned and assumed i was being funny when i had emailed myself a shipping label or something and forgotten it. clicked on it, turned out it was a blackmail attempt of some scammer who’d spoofed my email address, claiming they knew what weird porn i watched and if i didn’t send x amount of crypto to them they would reveal those deets to all my contacts. oops.

[kazoosandfannypacks]

i love that discord doesn't tell you if someone's read your messages. like genuinely. normalize others not needing every second of your time right away. normalize taking time to formulate a proper answer. normalize this.

[serillian]

If I don’t respond it’s because I’m either:

1. Watching YouTube

2. Drawing

3. Scrolling

4. Absorbed in music

5. Writing

6. Napping

7. I forgor

8. I’m typing up an essay for you to read

9. Im rereading my writing to make sure there isn’t any typos and I spelled the words correctly

[thebat-musicman]

am no longer welcome in classics spaces because i keep comparing war and peace to hit 2000s tv show supernatural

[audioexorcisms]

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

[designerpets]

this is why commas are so

important 🤓

[audioexorcisms]

Where do you think the comma goes

[death-420]

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

[raeuberkotzenrotz]

I gotchu

[death-420]

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

[doomstar]

You literally cannot find this type of community interaction on twitter or instagram or any other app. Look at the support, the gratitude, the absolutely incomprehensible shared knowledge of this most cursed, most rare gif. 

Truly this is beauty.

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[ravenfleesfire]

Fictional country: average fantasy

Fictional small town in the middle of nowhere in real country: par for the course in any genre

Fictional major city in real country: standard fair, but it's usually clearly based on a real city

Fictional suburb of real major city in real country: strange but I can see the application

Real major city in fictional country: Chicago can be anywhere you dream of