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Say ‘no’ to suicide.

Joe

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You just sort of like, pump it until it starts spraying.

Aleksandr

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Just imagine like, how many foreskins you can cut clean with a hot knife.

Trevor

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I just hit this man with like, an entire canister of pepper spray and he’s still out here playing ping pong.

Aleksandr

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grown ass men torment each other with literal human feces

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You think the fuckin' YouTube space in L.A. has fuckin' poop on the goddamn tripod, dude?

James

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WHY ARE YOU PLAYING IN THE SHIT?!

Brett

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I just got hit with like, a gigaton of irony, dude.

Aleksandr

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Is this a foreskin, my man?

Aleksandr

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hey

howdy

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I feel like a used tampon, dude.

Aleksandr