Jules of Nature
Xuebing Du

oozey mess
$LAYYYTER
Cosmic Funnies
art blog(derogatory)

blake kathryn

No title available

ellievsbear

shark vs the universe
No title available

Discoholic đȘ©

pixel skylines
cherry valley forever
Misplaced Lens Cap
hello vonnie

if i look back, i am lost

romaâ
trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Brazil

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States

seen from TĂŒrkiye

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from TĂŒrkiye

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Italy

seen from United States

seen from United States
@coyotelawless
0hhcneyâ:
                     â is he just shy ? - maybe a little socially awkward ? â her mind was drifting, trying to give answers to why a main character would be so mute. â maybe even traumatized ? there could be some character development to his silence. â whoa girl. - overthinking. â im still confused why its called the â mandarin â though⊠are these lasers orange ? - â answers were necessary, clearly; she was invested.Â
âHah!â Coyote let out a snort.  âThatâd make, like, total sense if they were orange! But forreal, I have no idea why itâs called the Mandarin or what itâs got to do with Luke ân Leia. I just know that fruit snacks are fuckinâ delicious and if they were actually healthy for us, Iâd def be eating way more of âem.â
A thoughtful pause:Â âHow do you feel about fruit snacks?â
@coyotelawlessâ
      It wasnât unusual for the gang to grab a post early surf grub at Sherryâs to start the day off right. The morning had been rough for Hayden and she had tumbled more than a few times off of her board. It would normally have been unusual for her to fall off when the conditions were perfect except she had still been more than a little drunk from the evening at Retro. After breakfast, she was pretty sure she was going to go back to Lady and take a nap until her evening lessons. Because they had had a bit of a late start, the only people still left at the breakfast table was Hayden and Coyote. It was CJâs turn to open the shop and Cricket had left to do⊠well⊠Hayden wasnât entirely sure. âHmm so,â Hayden started as she put her coffee cup back down on the table, âwere you at retro last night? I genuinely canât remember. Wait⊠did we rematch beerpong?â
Coyote shook her head before taking a heaping bite of bacon.  âNah man, I was back at my place. Got stuck in the fuckinâ Matrix after a couple cups of mushroom tea.â
âBut sounds like I missed out on a rager. How much did ya have last night, dude?â
0hhcneyâ:
                   â ohh, scrappy. i would say the storm troopers would be terribly confused if they saw a small dog running, and yelling, â PUPPY POWER ! â ⊠but you canât see any expressions through their helmet.. - the â mandarin ? â like the fruit ? - no, never even heard of that. boy, they really do name shows after practically everything now, donât they ? âÂ
âMhm, but like youâre not missinâ much. I fell asleep in the first thirty minutes of it. And it doesnât help that the main dude like doesnât even really talk that much.â A thoughtful pause.  âBut the laser gun fights were pretty rad.â
0hhcneyâ:
             â sounds like the ultimate crossover. those meddling kids⊠gotta solve every mystery, one galaxy at a time. - can you imagine shaggy and scooby eating galactic sandwiches ? sounds insane⊠and intense - i think you landed the perfect snack. â
âDude forreal. Yanno, CJ made me watch an episode of that show the other day. Like, what a snoozefest. Woulda been so much better with Shaggy, Scoob and Scrappy in it.â
âYou ever watch it? The Mandarin?â
Double Double
Coyote & CJâs dog. Named for the famed burger from In-N-Out; Coyoteâs favorite eatery and coincidentally the location of the dumpster where theyâd first encountered the stray dog.
â cordelia jane ! mommy needs her phone. thank you!â the exhausted mother called out after hearing the familiar ring tone fill the air from the cell phone her daughter had been playing a game on. with both the twins now fighting over the ipad, and honey a bit pre-occupied with her work call - it hadnât been long before the twins knocked into someone that honey had found pretty familiar. excusing herself from the business call she ran over to apologize to the other and separate the twins, âi am so sorry, these kiddos are reckless. thereâs getting into their terrible fives⊠are you okay? i know how these heathens can pack a punch - - so if they got ya, i am beyond sorry.â she sighed, âiâm boutta drop âem off at school - -â she gestured to the school across the street, âas an apology, iâll treat you to a drink? i know itâs pretty early but, hey, momma needs a wine.â the southern belle spoke with a genuine chuckle.Â
Coyote wasnât entirely sure what had just happened. One moment she was about to get on her penny board and make her way to the shop. The next she was on her ass on the concrete after a head on collision with two little kids. And now a hot blonde was looking at her, while talking a mile a minute before ultimately offering her free wine. Â
Coyote could only look back in stunned silence for a moment.
âUh, sure, dude.â
âThe trippiest thing happened to me today, man; I found 4 Scooby Doo pieces in my Star Wars fruit snacks pouch.â Â
âLike, I had no idea Shaggy and Scoob were in Star Wars.
gardenxvarietyâ:
âUgh, I was hoping youâd say pepperoni so I could break this diet,â she scrunches her nose, takes a pizza slice without concern, sitting next to her. âThanks! You donât think the outfit is too casual? Last thing I need is a hashtag on Twitter about me for looking like a mess.â
âDid your parents really name you Coyote, or is it a nickname? Iâm Lucy. Youâre funny in the groupchat.â
Coyote watched as Lucy helped herself to a slice. Not that Coyote minded, after all, but there was something oddly endearing about the boldness the other woman showed with such a gesture. Â
âMhm, my birthnameâs legit Coyote. Middle name is Sockeye. Coyote Sockeye Lawson. Guess thatâs what you get when your Momâs a park ranger, Dadâs a fisherman and both are long time Deadheads.â  A pause as Coyote shifts to reach down for another can of PBR.  âYou want one?â
devilthcughtsâ:
âGod, please give me the strength not to kill this woman for this travesty.â A long pause as a look of horror took over her features. âHow the fuck do you not know what an Old Fashioned is?â
âCuz Iâm not ninety years old?â
âBut whoa...gettinâ so aggro over a drink is kinda extra, my dude. So, letâs hit rewind for a second.â The bartender finally approaches and Coyote orders a PBR and an Old Fashioned, and once he walks off to prepare their orders, Coyote holds out a hand.
âAloha, dude. The nameâs Coyote.â
gardenxvarietyâ:
âIâm a vegetarian. Whatâs on it?â Lucy asked, dressed far more causal than usual. Wearing just jeans and a tee, she still had on a leather jacket to accent the outfit.
Coyote glances down toward the pizza box on her lap for a brief moment.  âUh, cheese and tomato sauce?â
âRad jacket, by the way.â
devilthcughtsâ:
âIf youâre not comfortable in that chair, there are two places that are a lot more comfortable I can think of,â Athena said with an eyebrow raise, momentarily pondering over her options. âHm, no. Iâd much prefer a Good âOl Fashioned.â
Thereâs a significant pause, wherein Coyote blinks with slight confusion. Not calling the bartender over just yet. Finally:
â.......a good old fashioned...beer?â
cj-almightyâ:
âRemember in Costa Rica when we ate that pizza with plantains on top of it? I was into it,â she lifted the beer to her lips, nose scrunching at the taste. Her head lays on Coyoteâs shoulder. âI fucking hate your little pabst, loser.â
Coyote lets out a laugh at CJâs bellyaching, and rests her head against her teammates. In the distance, the sand stretches out toward the inky black sky, with the gentle sounds of the waves and breeze. She takes a swig from her beer.  âGood. That just means thereâs more for me, Nemo.â
A pause, and a nudge.  âSex wax for your thoughts, man.â
âBahamian pizza? I gotta admit...it ainât half bad.â
        âhey there. can i borrow your hand for a minute?â god, they seriously hoped that didnât sound as creepy to her as it did to them. it wasnât meant to be an unsettling question, truly. they were painting, of course. specifically, they were attempting to recreate an almost completely destroyed painting that was part of a set. since the original piece was too far gone to restore, and the set wasnât worth enough to try, saint opted to create an acknowledged forgery on behalf of her client. since it was near impossible to continue her regular work here, especially since her business partner came along, they had opted to bring this as a project to satisfy their creative itch. unfortunately though, they were stuck. the original painting, a feminine hand holding a large bouquet tied in a silk ribbon, had been too damaged along the hand for any sort of reference, and saint needed a new model.Â
âUh......why?â Coyote was out of her element enough as it is on this TV show and indiscriminate requests for her hand was certainly something she wasnât used to.
cj-almightyâ:
There it is: the conversation she had been dreading. Itâs not the first time, nor will it probably be the last time that Claire puts love before her career first. This time, however, CJ knows sheâs fucked up twice as bad, because her actions didnât just affect her this time.
Falling back against the love seat in her room, itâs not lost on CJ that even Double D is hurt. She runs a hand through her hair, exasperated. âI fucked up, real bad. But, Iâm here now to train â promise! I wanted to get really good again, on my own time, and then come back to you.â Itâs an awful answer, but thereâs truth behind her progress.
âDonât lie to me, dude. Weâre in the fuckinâ Caribbean. The surf here sucks compared to back on Big Island. Forreal. Whatâs really going on?â