Crosslandic Praeseist Alliance

We are the heart of Crossland. Those who would keep her noble and true. (ooc kiwi's villain rp blog)

[lady-rosceline-hurst]

OOC:

I'm sure people have noticed that my posts on all blogs have been more sporadic lately. I just wanna say I'm not losing passion in my characters or RP it's just that life is Bad™ right now.

I'm not going anywhere but posting will continue to be sporadic for the forseeable future. I might go a week and post like one shitpost on Sally, I might randomly have a turbo spam day. Idk. That's just how it is. So uh yeah.

[pukicho]

Invasive species versus a second, stronger invasive species

[doctorpotatomd]

Australia did this at one point, intentionally releasing cats into the bush in an attempt to control the invasive rabbit population. Now we have invasive feral cats as well as invasive rabbits👌

[pukicho]

A third, even stronger invasive species will surely do the trick

[cpa-karrakin]

=-My beast is not hiding.

=-My beast is missing.

=-You seek to harm my beast.

=-This has never ended well.

[A FILE. A RECORD OF SOMETHING CALLED "THE HELLCAT INCIDENT"]

=-SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MY BEAST IS THREATENED.

=-No. The one that heard will help. Not the scheming one.

=-Follow the trail. You will be watched.

=-Any others you bring will be butchered.

=-Return me to it.

[ANOTHER FILE, IT SEEMS TO BE PASSCODE ENCRYPTED, BUT UNMISTAKABLY COORDINATES]

=-My beast gave me a name once.

=-Find my body. Take it to my beast.

...<encryption running...>

...<privatizating message...>

...<complete>

- I would see thy beast put to the sword for its crimes. But I would settle for being rid of it. Can this be assured? I will send her posthaste, if so.

- What?? Lady Violet, b-but...

- But what?

- I. Wha- Art thou serious??? H-how-

- Kythera.

- Tis TERRIFYING!!! I want no part in-

- I did not ask thee what thou dost want, little Lenore.

- I- wha- that- tis so CRUEL and MEAN!!!

[Kythera speaks through sniffles now.]

- I will tell father! This is- this-

- Thou shalt? What shalt thou tell thy father? That thou art incapable of doing one service to thy House and Alliance?

- I... b-but... I've *sniff* I've been running the account like he wanted...

- Yes, and he hath had so few complaints of thy conduct. Thou art right. I am sure thou hast done plenty!

[Kythera's whimpers are soft and pitiful.]

- I'm sure she shall be more than happy to help once she hath contained herself. Now. Do we have thy assurance. That we will be rid. Of this beast?

[no-future-mudwasps]

So fun fact, Omninet, clothes are hard when only about 30% of your body corresponds to a human bodyplan. Now, I can be modest enough as-is, and depriving anyone of these hips and stomach oughta be listed as a Pillar violation, but say I wanna go someplace, like, fancy? Or like, fuck it, I feel more like a person some days and wanna dress up. Point is, I’ve been curious to see what kinda styles would look good on this monster.

Obviously, I could go traditional, get some saris or chitons or all that. Wrapped fabric is gonna look pretty no matter what, and my limbs are so long now that it might be really flattering. Thing is, that reads very “formal” to me, and I dunno how many noble dinners I’m going to be invited to. Plus, I move around a lot.

There’s also the option of modifying some skinsuits to fit around my crest and just kinda taper off at the legs, and don’t get me wrong— skintight is gonna be a look for me. Solves the mobility problem too. My only reservation is that I had to be literally cut out of the one I started this mess in, and that also kinda goes right to the other side of ‘not casual’. Plus, I’m gonna have a tail soon, and trying to take something like a bodysuit on and off around that and my spines sounds like a hassle for everyone.

So like, I dunno. There’s plenty of pretty people out on the Omninet. Help a girl out?

~

[attached is a picture of Cowie, stretched out to highlight her form. She seems completely aware of the framing, if that smile is anything to go by.]

[cpa-karrakin]

- I- ACK *cough cough cough*

- Oh my. I um. Ahem. I choked upon my wine.

- I-

- Kythera, I know that look. What have I told thee about harlotry on the Alliance account!?

- Well, Papa, I simpl-

- Wait, what... Praytell, what in name of the Passions IS THAT???

- I!! UM!! TIS NOTHING!!!

[Rapid tab closing noises.]

Lady Kythera Lenore and Lord Elias Lenore

[cpa-karrakin]

=-You. You heard. You alone heard.

=-You know well of my beast, you fear it, you saw that person torn by its claws.

=-You will help.

=-My beast is missing.

=-My beast is missing.

=-Where is my beast?

- ABABABABABABA

- T-thou speakest of what became of Maron??

- I d-do not know?? Why would I be of help??? I am but a little Lady??? This is most frightening...

- Now, now, Kythera. This may be fortuitous. Working with this person may maketh the removal of this stain much easier...

- How does thy "beast" hide itself, stranger? Our searches led us nowhere.

Ladies Violet Hurst and Kythera Lenore

[cpa-karrakin]

[A voice, seemingly heard only by Kythera. It's tone is angry and desperate, the anger is not for her, the desperation is]

=-I awake to find myself torn from my beast, it needs me to forget, I need it to remember.

=-Where is my beast?

=-Has it been led astray by those whom would allow it personhood?

=-No, it is a beast, you heard it for yourself.

=-Its deafening roar, its beautiful claws...

=-It has gone missing.

=-Where. Is. It?

- W-

- What doth this mean?

- I AM SHAKING, WHAT DOTH THIS MEAN???

Lady Kythera Lenore

[cpa-karrakin]

Lady Kythera wants to free sanjak’s penis?? 🤨

- Perhaps, if Sanjak was a beautiful woman who should take me to a fine dinner first! Eeheehee~

- Every day. I do regret allowing thy father to convince me to allow thee to represent this Alliance.

- I know thou art fond of me deep down, Lady Violet! Father hath told me of thy request!

- I do find it deeply vexing that thy father telleth thee ought at all.

- :P

Ladies Kythera Lenore and Violet Hurst

[cpa-karrakin]

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- Lady Violet Hurst hath informed me that I am never to allow the phrase "Free Sanjak" to appear upon this account.

- Wait...

- Fuck.

Lady Kythera Lenore

[lady-rosceline-hurst]

- A truly fascinating display of incompetence, Lady Lenore.

[cpa-karrakin]

- Rosie finds me fascinating?? Eeeehehehe~

[cpa-karrakin]

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- Lady Violet Hurst hath informed me that I am never to allow the phrase "Free Sanjak" to appear upon this account.

- Wait...

- Fuck.

Lady Kythera Lenore

[cpa-karrakin]

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lady Kythera Lenore

[cpa-karrakin]

- Omninet search scratching upon mine window

- Omninet search flighted creatures native to Crossland

- Omninet search how to monster proof mine window

- :(

Lady Kythera Lenore

[cpa-karrakin]

- A fine All Hallows Eve to ye, denizen of the omninet!

- I am afraid I do not handle fear all too well, and as such I shall be celebrating with treats rather than tricks.

- May those of ye less skittish than I have a night full of fright! :3

Lady Kythera Lenore

[cpa-karrakin]

Hast thou yet so incensed a rival that they craft a mech bespoke to counter thine? Call it the anti kythera mechanism!

I expect thou hast heard this. I regret nothing

- Weh?

- Dear, I pilot no mekani, I am a civilian!

- ...If thou knowest any Sapphic pilots, however... do send them my personal contact information hehe~

- (Father did order me to "cease mine harlotry" on the official account).

...<private slate contact attached>

Lady Kythera Lenore

[cpa-karrakin]

here have this

[attached: BonziBuddy.exe] (@displeasure-island)

- Thank thee..?

- Um. What is this..?

...<running BonziBuddy.exe>

- ?

Lady Kythera Lenore

[cpa-karrakin]

- Father hath convinced me after some time to return to my work here... Hopefully there are no more... Um. Unpleasant surprises in the inbox. The last was. Quite traumatizing...

Lady Kythera Lenore

[cpa-karrakin]

<INCOMING TRANSMISSION>

Illustrious Lady Violet Hurst,

This is Maron of the patrol team.

We have discovered the location of the stolen Orchis, moving to recove-

IT MOVED, MARON, READY FOR COMBAT

{Ready for combat, perhaps, not ready for me}

Who are you?

{I am- Not alone}

[A HOWLING MECHANICAL SCREECH]

{Hmm, Maron, was it? Run}

What is that, whAT THE FUCK IS THA-

[ANOTHER]

]PREY, ENEMY OF MY GODDESS, KILL, RIP, MAIM, BIFURCATE[

OH FU-

[CLAWS EXTEND, LUNGING FOR THE COCKPIT. TOO FAST, A SECOND BLADE, THE TAIL, BURNING, THE CLAWS AGAIN]

NO. NONONONONO-

[METAL CRUNCHES, BUCKLING UNDER THE WEIGHT OF A FAR LARGER FOE]

]DIE[

[THE COCKPIT IS RENT ASUNDER, THE ENTIRE MECH IS TORN IN HALF, ALONG WITH IT'S FORMER PILOT]

<TRANSMISSION ENDS>

- ABABABAAA

- L-Lady Hurst??? The techs hath finished recovering the transmissions from near the time of the outages, a-a-and-

- Yes, I can hear that, Kythera. This doth confirm our suspicions that Maron is KIA. Tis a silver lining, though, that now we do have evidence to charge that little rat of a maid with murder.

[cpa-karrakin]

We return~

- Well met, dearest Omninet~

- Our team hath finally cleared the newly repaired omninode for official use.

- Troubling news indeed for I, the Head of CPA Public Relations, as it doth mean dearest father doth bid me "do some bloody work for the House and the Alliance," in his own words.

- But! Wondrous news indeed for all of thee! For I am certain I have been so gravely missed upon this Omninet, as I am much beloved by the other half!

- I do look forward to gracing thine pages~

Lady Kythera Lenore