The Life and Times of a Cal Poly RA

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I made a bulletin board 🎉

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[lifeasaresidentadvisor]

Residents who are like I'm not high

[forthedreamsofyouth]

One time last year my duty partner and I called the cops b/c there was a weed smell. Long story short, people were smoking it… and in the middle of the cops confiscating the weed, the Pickleman’s guy showed up looking for the people who ordered (the same people who were high, obvi). It was SO hard to not laugh.

[lifeasaresidentadvisor]

😂😂😂😂 the munchies never lie

[lifeasaresidentadvisor]

When a first time RA complains about their residents never being around on weekends

[loved-be-the-leo]

Or when RDs complain about it and say you’re not building your community enough

[lifeasaresidentadvisor]

🙏🏽 preach!

[cpralife]

When your resident tries to act out, but you put them in their place:

[limetraed]

[cpralife]

How I deal with my residents at the end of Spring Term instead of documenting

[selfcarezine]

The Self Care Journal is 100 pages of worksheets, journal prompts, coloring pages, and more! Get yours now!

[storiesfromthera]

When I call 911 for alcohol poisoning and they ask for more details

[singing-at-midnight]

Inspirational pokemon photos.

[cookiememegirl]

I want to become a teacher just so I can put these up in my future classroom.

[gold]

when someone fucks with your patience:

[justtheralife]

When asked if I am handling the stress of the job well

[fuckyeahreslife]

My Star Wars themed February bulletin board! You’re the Obi-one for Me, Tips for Healthy Relationships 💞

[storiesfromthera]

When you try to fill out an incident report after your 2am duty rounds

[my-teen-quote]

When a resident starts to cry during the middle of a documentation:

[cpralife]

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Answering the duty phone like:

[lanegonemad]

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How I imagine that documentation with a particularly difficult resident:

[cpralife]

[whatshouldwecallme]

Trying to get a drunk resident to stop harping on one subject