*a flash of light and a gorgeous woman with redish long hair arrives in his office. She does not look pleased to be here* 'Since 'he' obviously won't tell you, I am going to.' She sees Picards confused look and is mildly amused by it 'I am the, how would you mammals say it, 'mother' of Junior. But don't worry. After the humiliation he put me through he is all yours. As far as I am concerned, Q might as well have died in that war. Oh, he hasn't told you about that, has he? Did not tell you about another Q having committed suicide, the different fractions and the war this ended up leading to inside of the Continuum with some Qs fighting for more freedom and others for more control?'
She tries to act as if she is above it all, a bit snide but there is a certain agression coming with each rhetorical question
'Did not tell you that he harassed that little human woman on the stranded space ship to let him make her pregnant and that he would not have stopped doing so if I hadn't arrived? Did not tell you that he created a child with a long time political ally in order to create a child to qualm the war by doing something revolutionizing?'
Picard could feel everything around him shift, her anger was clear but (thankfully) it was clearly not directed at him but at Q.
'That he then got bored and aside from the childs upbringing now and again left me to be the one to do the boring work of reorganizing the entire Continuums political structure? That he left me to take care of what used to be 'our' political fraction, make reforms and do what your primitive mind would consider 'government work' all so he can ignore I even exist in favour of some primate from some nowhere planet?'
Her anger seemed to disappear and what was left was an arrogant snear
'No, he did not tell you that. But I did not come here to give you a little exposition. I came here to warn you. Because there is still a little bit of my pride left. I am already the laughing stock of the Continuum for having a former mate who obsesses and is married to a filthy little organic.'
She comes close to the Captain to whisper into his ear
'I will not be the one who mated with a Q who isn't even good enough for a human as well. You have him. All. To. Yourself. And if I even hear of you throwing him away I will visit you a second time.
But I won't be so nice then.'
*and with a flash of light she disappear*
*Picard sits back, stunned for a moment. His head is spinning from all the information that was just rather aggressively dumped on him. Q has clearly been hiding much of this from him--Picard plans to give him quite a harsh talking-to about that the next time he sees Q.*
*But not too harsh. He doesn't like the idea of angering Q's former mate. He regretfully sighs. He supposes this means...*
You have nothing to worry about, Q. *he says, hoping she can tell he means her and not his...husband.* If that's how you want it, I suppose I can...postpone any plans for divorce indefinitely. *Until he finds some way to safely get out of this, it looks like he's completely and utterly trapped with Q.*
