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TC: WeLl BrOtHeR, yOu JuSt GoT tO hAvE mOtHeRfUcKiN fAiTh.
TC: I tRy To ShArE iT, bUt MoSt PeOpLe DoNât MuCh CaRe FoR rEaDiN mE tAlKiN aBoUt It Or NoThInG. :o(
CG: ALL I'M GETTING FROM THIS IS "IGNORANCE IS BLISS"
CG: AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE CALL BULL SHIT IN JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU SAY. EITHER THAT OR THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ONE GODDAMN WORD.
TC: I gUeSs So, BuT i AiNât NeVeR sEeN a MoThErFuCkEr WiTh ReD bLoOd BeFoRe.
TC: SoUnDs LiKe ItâS a SpEcIaL nO oNeâS hAd BeFoRe Or SoMeThInG.
TC: gOt ThE oNlY mOtHeRfUcKiN bLoOd CoLoR oF tHaT kInD tHaT nO oNe HaS sEeN bEfOrE.
CG: I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S BEEN SEEN IN MOST TIMELINES.
CG: BUT WHAT EVER. YOU WANT TO THINK A BLOOD COLOR IS REAL FUCKING SPECIAL? KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
CG: I'LL JUST BE OVER HERE NOT GIVING A SHIT.
TC: i FiGuRe ThAtâS wHaT iT iS, mY aLiEn BrO.
TC: i DoNât AsK tHe GoOd LoRdS hOw AlL tHiS iS wOrKiN aNd I dOnâT eVeN wAnT tO kNoW.
TC: wE jUsT gOt OuRsElVeS lUsIi AnD tHeY gOt Us, So ItâS aLl MoThErFuCkIn TiTs Up In HeRe.
CG: THAT'S ANOTHER THING I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
CG: HOW ARE YOU SO OKAY WITH EVERYTHING?
CG: IT IS BEYOND ME HOW YOU CAN THINK THAT *EVERYTHING* IS GREAT OR MIRACULOUS. IT IS FUCKING CRAZY.
CG: THIS IS SOME WISDOM YOU NEED TO SHARE WITH THE ENTIRE WORLD.
TC: sUrE iT iS, bRo.
TC: YoU aLl GoT sOmE mIrAcLe CoLoReD bLoOd AlL uP aNd RuNnIn ThRoUgH yOuR mOtHeRfUcKiN vEiNs.
TC: NeVeR sEeN a MoThErFuCkEr WiTh AnYtHiNg ReDdEr ThAn RuSt.
CG: THERE'S NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT RED BLOOD.
CG: AT LEAST NOT ON EARTH.
CG: AND FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD, IT'S NOT REALLY CONSIDERED A MIRACLE ON ALTERNIA EITHER.
CG: MORE LIKE A CRIME PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.
tyluscapricious replied to your post: TC: hEy AlIeN hUmAn KaRbRo, So I hEaRd ThAt YoU aLiEnS gOt ThE sAmE mOtHeRfUcKiN bLoOd ColoR oR sOmEtHiNg TrIpPy LiKe ThAt. TC: WhAt CoLoR iS iT? TC: iS iT aLl MoThErFuCkIn InDiGo LiKe MiNe? :o)
TC: OhHhH. tHaT sOuNdS mOtHeRfUcKiN tRiPpY, kArBrO. TC: i CaN bArElY wRaP mY pAn ArOuNd AlL tHeSe MiRaClEs HuMaNs GoT gOiN oN.
CG: WHAT THE HELL IS SO MIRACULOUS ABOUT US ALL HAVING THE SAME BLOOD COLOR.
CG: I REALLY JUST DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
CG: WEIRD? FOR A TROLL, MAYBE. MIRACULOUS?? NOPE.
TC: wElL yOu UsUaLlY fEeD tHeM aNd GiVe ThEm A rOoF oVeR tHeIr HeAdS aNd MaKe SuRe ThEy DoNât RuN oFf AnD gEt To Be SoMe MoThErFuCkIn DiNnEr.
TC: At LeAsT tHaTâs WhAt It LoOkS lIkE iN tHeM mOtHeRfUcKiN mOvIeS.
TC: mY lUsUs WaSnâT aRoUnD tOo MuCh To Be NeEdIn NoNe Of ThAt FrOm Me.
TC: AnYwAy, YoU aLiEnS aRe StIlL aLl KiNdS oF mOtHeRfUcKiN sTrAnGe AnD mYsTeRiOuS. :o)
CG: *YOU'RE* THE STRANGE ONES TO US.
CG: I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN YOUNG TROLLS AND THEIR STRANGE MONSTER PARENTS.
CG: ARE YOU GUYS JUST *BORN* MONSTER-TAMERS?
CG: OR HATCHED, I GUESS.
TC: hEy AlIeN hUmAn KaRbRo, So I hEaRd ThAt YoU aLiEnS gOt ThE sAmE mOtHeRfUcKiN bLoOd ColoR oR sOmEtHiNg TrIpPy LiKe ThAt. TC: WhAt CoLoR iS iT? TC: iS iT aLl MoThErFuCkIn InDiGo LiKe MiNe? :o)
CG: NO. IT'S NOT INDIGO.
CG: THIS MIGHT SOUND WEIRD, CONSIDERING THE COLOR'S NOT EVEN A PART OF THE TROLL HEMOSPECTRUM, BUT ALL HUMANS HAVE RED BLOOD.
[Sanaz grumbled before puuling the spoon from her mouth to speak properly.]
I said, not to laugh at me, asshat.
YOU SAY THAT AS THOUGH IT'LL MAKE ME STOP.
[You laugh just a bit more before stopping. The movie's started now, so this is as good a time as any to stop making fun of her.]
Yes, yes I am. By the way, donât laugh at me, asshat. Itâs not funny.
[The spoon moves around in her mouth as she talks, garbling her words to the point where it might not be understandable.]
[After licking off the ice cream from the spoon, you leave it in your mouth and talk the same way Sanaz did.]
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
I know more more about what Iâm talking about than you think. Remember whoâs been around since before movies even existed.
[She held the side of her head for a moment, a wave of brain freeze going through her. It passed quickly but she backed off from the ice cream for a bit, sucking on just her spoon instead.]
SO, BASICALLY, YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE REALLY OLD, YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS? YEAH, OKAY.
[You laugh when she held the side of her head, assuming she had a brain freeze, then continue eating ice cream. You're much more careful about it than she is though.]
Will Smith isnât that amazing. Heâs alright, but not amazing.
[Sheâs already began eating from the vanilla side of the tub, huge spoonfuls that she sucks on slightly to melt enough to fit down her throat.]
YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, SO I'LL DISREGARD THAT COMMENT. THIS TIME.
[You take the DVD out of its case and put it in the player before taking a seat on the couch with both the remote for the TV and the remote for the DVD player. You try to skip the previews at the beginning, but unfortunately, you can't. With a sigh, you grab the other spoon and start eating from the chocolate side of the tub.]
TC: SoOo PaReNtS aRe AnCeStOrS aNd YoU gOt TwO aNcEsToRs AnD tHeY bOtH tAkE cArE oF yOu?
TC: ThAt SoUnDs ReAl MoThErFuCkIn TrIpPy, KaRbRo.
TC: ChIlLiN oUt WiTh YoUr AnCeStOrS aNd MaKiN sUrE tO kEeP tHeM aLl FeD aNd ShIt Or WhAtEvEr ElSe It Is YoU gOtTa Do FoR tHeM, bUt ThEyâRe MoThErFuCkIn AdUlTs?
TC: HuMaNs ArE wEiRd As ShIt, MaN.
CG: YOU DON'T TAKE CARE OF THEM. THEY TAKE CARE OF YOU.
CG: I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT ABOUT TROLLS. HOW THE HELL IS A CHILD SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF A MONSTER?
CG: ANYWAY, YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE BOTH OF YOUR PARENTS AROUND. SOMETIMES, YOU DON'T HAVE EITHER, AND YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE INSTEAD.
CG: IT JUST DEPENDS.
==> Karkat: Rewind!!
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TC: tHiS iS hOw HuMaN tOoTh FaIrIeS wOrK, rIgHt?
CG: YES.
(( I'm going to go so I can work on this blog and then go to sleep. ))âŻ
TC: NaH, wEâRe RaIsEd By LuSiI. aInâT yOu RaIsEd By YoUr LuSuS tOo? :o?
TC: YoU dOnE sAiD yOuR cUsToDiAn LeAvEs ShIt UnDeR pIlLoWs In PlAcE oF yOuR mOtHeRfUcKiN tEeTh.
CG: I DON'T HAVE A LUSUS.
CG: HUMANS AREN'T RAISED BY LUSII. WE'RE USUALLY RAISED BY OUR PARENTS, A.K.A. THE TWO RESPONSIBLE FOR US EVEN EXISTING.
CG: I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A CUSTODIAN. I SAID "GUARDIAN". GET YOUR FUCKING EYES CHECKED.
ââŚThink he can handle it Leyla?âÂ
âWhy not give him a shot. Just donât get seasick, okay?â Leyla warned, hopping into the boat. Leyli worked on releasing the moorings of the vessel.
âGet in loser, weâre going fishing!â she teased, patting the empty spot on the bench next to her.
Was that a reference to-? No, you're sure it wasn't. That's impossible.
You hop into the boat as well and sit next to Leyli. You've never been in a boat before (that you can remember), but how bad could it be?
