ACTUAL CRAB LEADER.

NO, MY BLOOD COLOR ISN'T ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS. //semi-dependent karkat blog// M!A: -- STATUS: OFFLINE timeline

[crableader]

Hello Karkat, you perchance wouldn't have anymore obscure books would you?

WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH MY BOOKS?

[serendipitousasshat]

I had thought the purpose for wanting a book would be obvious. I’d like to read one, in case the above sentence didn’t clarify.

[crableader]

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU WANTED TO READ IT. MAYBE YOU WANTED TO SET IT ON FIRE AND MAKE ME WATCH AS TORTURE? MAYBE- *JUST MAYBE*- YOU WATCHED TO DRAW ALL OVER THE FUCKING WORDS SO I COULD NEVER ENJOY THAT CERTAIN BOOK AGAIN?

[serendipitousasshat]

Oh come now, I could never be so cruel as to deface a book that does not belong to me. The precious structures of literary joy deserve better than that Karkat, they deserve to be taken in hands and arms and slowly opened, caressed with each page flip.

[crableader]

OKAY, I REALLY DON'T NEED TO HEAR HOW YOU'RE GOING TO PALE FUCK MY BOOKS. WHAT DO I GET OUT OF GIVING YOU ONE OF MY BOOKS?

[crycaster]

i express my emotions in long groans at different octaves 

[crableader]

(hello! this is aradiaapproved :)) hello karkat!

HI ARADIA. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANTED TO GET OUT OF SAYING HI TO ME?

[aradiaapproved]

maybe a conversation? :)

i havent seen you since i left the meteor after all!!!

[crableader]

YOU LEFT THE METEOR?

I THINK YOU'RE REFERRING TO FUTURE EVENTS THAT HASN'T HAPPENED JUST YET.

[crableader]

Hello Karkat, you perchance wouldn't have anymore obscure books would you?

WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH MY BOOKS?

[serendipitousasshat]

I had thought the purpose for wanting a book would be obvious. I’d like to read one, in case the above sentence didn’t clarify.

[crableader]

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU WANTED TO READ IT. MAYBE YOU WANTED TO SET IT ON FIRE AND MAKE ME WATCH AS TORTURE? MAYBE- *JUST MAYBE*- YOU WATCHED TO DRAW ALL OVER THE FUCKING WORDS SO I COULD NEVER ENJOY THAT CERTAIN BOOK AGAIN?

[crableader]

Hello Karkat, you perchance wouldn't have anymore obscure books would you?

WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH MY BOOKS?

[sillysquiddles-blog]

timeline

you should so check out my timeline…… i even got the trolls on here…..

[ballsniggas-deactivated20130325]

I literally cant fucking breathe 

[corink]

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN

[arthurkingsmen-archive-deactiva]

I don’t even press play I just press the reblog button

[crableader]

DON'T PROMO JADE.

[crableader]

(hello! this is aradiaapproved :)) hello karkat!

HI ARADIA. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANTED TO GET OUT OF SAYING HI TO ME?

[crableader]

//im not able to get xkit on my phone due to the lack of money

[crableader]

//if im not on for a hour or two, im trying to figure out how to keep the same post from popping up

[sillysquiddles-blog]

crableader replied to your post:you guys should talk to me!!

BYE JADE.

oh come on karkat!! D:<

[crableader]

BYE.

[cookie-chan11]

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE A SKYPE

[crableader]

YOUR FEELINGS WON’T MATTER ONCE YOUR LIFE SPAN IS UP. AND BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST KNOW SOMEONE’S FUCKING NAME?

[sillysquiddles-blog]

okay okay okay

do you want to know how i know?

[crableader]

OBVIOUSLY.

[crableader]

PLEASE KEEP YOUR LIES TO YOURSELF. EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW MY NAME, YOU DIDN’T FIGURE IT OUT.

[sillysquiddles-blog]

oh but karkat why don’t you believe me!! D:

my feelings are hurt

[crableader]

YOUR FEELINGS WON'T MATTER ONCE YOUR LIFE SPAN IS UP. AND BECAUSE YOU DON'T JUST KNOW SOMEONE'S FUCKING NAME?

[crableader]

//tfw that one icon is bigger than any of the others

[crableader]

I DON’T BELIEVE YOU.

[sillysquiddles-blog]

well you should because it’s totally true!!

[crableader]

PLEASE KEEP YOUR LIES TO YOURSELF. EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW MY NAME, YOU DIDN'T FIGURE IT OUT.