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Disclaimer about this blog!
This entire blog and all accounts it interacts with are from a bit me and my friends have made of us pretending to be a fake fandom for our campaign. Nothing you see is an actual fandom or media that exists, but if you have questions about the campaign I'll answer =]
*cough cough* is this thing on? good!
So as we all know the gang is currently on a lil’ break between campaigns, but i don’t think that’s a good reason to deprive y’all of my genius* insight**! And so, for that reason I shall bless*** you all with my very important**** post.
*insane / **ramblings / ***curse / ****unnecessary
Note: This post will be a miscellaneous compilation of… anything. If it doesn’t make sense, you’re correct. I just miss posting.
That being said…
Chapter I: Please, Mr. Poe Was My Father…
Veksilius
A dragon fixed and a dragon torn, With a spear in hand and a pair of horns. A dragon furred and a dragon shorn, In an alternate universe, a vial isn't mourned.
Some dragon carrots and dragon corn, Thanksgiving in Khoarexia would happen in the morn, Dragon Freya and Dragon Bjorn, Scandinavia isn't real, what a shame... what a thorn...
I hope in the future the world will remember, A legend, a folk's tale, a story well-worn, The people who's passion is strong as the ember, Each day brings another, a dragon is born.
Vev after 2 1/2 Vodka Cranberries
RD
Domo Arigato, Uh Oh.
Fuck they see me.
Wait let me pick this back up in a-
RD Take 2
Slash and hash my way through life, A dragon on the left, a wolf on the right, Strife.
Etched and sketched on the strings of my heart, Sharpen my claws on the corpses I fight, Shart.
RD tried to help writing, Dead.
Luciano and RD Collaboration
Chapter II: Mitski Once Said...
Eiwn
Daezonik
Zai
Azure
(but fully melted you get it)
Alto
Chapter III: I Like My Ways How I Like My Women
Mean Girls
Regina George: Archfey Warlock Gretchen Wieners: Whispers Bard Karen Smith: Zealot Barbarian Cady Heron: Alchemist Artificer Janis Ian: Assassin Rogue Damian Leigh: Glamour Bard
Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton: Scribes Wizard Aaron Burr: Eldritch Knight Fighter Angelica: Storm Sorcerer Eliza: Peace Cleric and Peggy: Mutant Blood Hunter Thomas Jefferson: Eloquence Bard The Bullet: Soulknife Rogue
Six
Catherine of Aragon: Creation Bard Anne Boleyn: Fiend Warlock Jane Seymour: Devotion Paladin Anna of Cleves: Berserker Barbarian Katherine Howard: Life Cleric Catherin Parr: Astral Self Monk
Bonus Round: RuPaul's Drag Race
The Hilarious Ross Matthews: Lycan Blood Hunter Carson Kressley: Fey Wanderer Ranger Ts Madison: Gunslinger Fighter Michelle Visage: Fiend Warlock RuPaul: Great Old One Warlock
I hope this post was incredibly insightful <3
xoxo Lester
Lester these are CRAZY. But also the most insightful thing I’ve seen ever at all. Thank you.
bard and fighter!!!
bard - songs you associate with any of the dldnd characters? not a big music guy sorry, i gen cant think of anythin off the top of my head. but im open for that to change if anyone has thoughts! (-: fighter - npc you think deserves more screen time? valentino. nerd. what's your damage. talk more. i like you.
monk for the ask game!
monk - if the group did another themed oneshot (like halloween), what would you want to see? pirates. please lord pirates. sail the seven seas. right fuckin now. or superhero one-shot. Prime Defenders style. I think that would be fun
dldnd ask game!
abjuration - what running gag always comes to mind when you think about the campaign?
conjuration - duo/any number of characters you want to see (more) interactions with?
divination - favourite session and why?
enchantment - any ships you like? (canon/implied/whatever!)
evocation - class swap! change all (or some) of the pcs classes around to something else. explain your reasoning.
illusion - do you have a favourite fic?
necromancy - who do you want to win the in-universe game?
transmutation - do you have any ocs/a sona for dldnd?
artificer - who’s your favourite player character?
barbarian - favourite npc?
bard - songs you associate with any of the dldnd characters?
cleric - what magic items would you give the party or any individual character?
druid - what is your favourite au? tell me a fun quote, idea, or scene from it!
fighter - npc you think deserves more screen time?
paladin - who else do you want to see dm, either a campaign or a one shot?
monk - if the group did another themed oneshot (like halloween), what would you want to see?
ranger - race and/or class predictions for the next campaign, for any and all players?
rogue - dynamics you want to see between player characters? (secret traitor, more pvp, certain romances, etc)
sorcerer - any animatics you like? ones you want to see made or would make yourself?
warlock - favourite moment from one of the fights?
Hello fic boy. You got any favorite aus for double life
Hello anon of unknown gender. I do. First. obligatory. Soulmate swaps! They're so good for getting ur fix on those pairs that jus dont interact that much! I've seen good fics n pieces for almost every single pairin. Even read an RD + Miym that?? Somehow worked? Just reimaginin what it would have been like and how the chars would've reacted given the snippets we have so far (-: Also a sucker for a lot of the modern / stick them in a normal fantasy town(or their own towns), esp if soulmates are still involved.. the super high quality fics are far and few between but some are done well! how the chars would have met / interacted differently, what motivates them to stay together / find each other. Remove em from the death they deserve it. Lastly one of my all time favorites, although a lil sillier, is basically what it would be like if everyone jus stopped participating in the death game, cant say it would work in cannon but they're so much fun, reality tv show with the trainwrecks this season. They usually take the form of it bein a lil bit in the future, stronger relationships built, ive seen some where all the chars had built their lil areas. Just everyone hangin out and being in love in their weird lil towns. Keeping Up With DLDND. I have written at least. somethin for all of these, and theres tons out there, if ya dm me with any specifics ur lookin for i can get you plenty of recs (-:
does any1 else ever think abt dldnd alternate pairings…. can u imagine the way the game wld b sooooo different…..
(-: oh trust me. I’ve thought bout it partner. I’ve THOUGHT. Bout it.
oh em gee hi crabs. heyyy crabs. crabs u shld tell me ur thoughts. hiiii
Hey spoons (-: mayb I will. Mayb you can know bout some fics even. Mayb…
How ya feelin RD / Alastrelle lovers. You got the tits out scene, they talked about their backstories together.
Also the floor grippers gettin out, cannot forget, reverse Cinderella ig.
HEY FRIENDS HAPPY MONDAY!!!
does any1 else ever think abt dldnd alternate pairings…. can u imagine the way the game wld b sooooo different…..
(-: oh trust me. I’ve thought bout it partner. I’ve THOUGHT. Bout it.
ANYWAYS. it feels like a conspiracy theory kinda night. fuck up w/ that guy R-D keeps talkin to, we know this freak got blue hair and pronouns. tf he helpin for.
R-D called him Jay?? and he called her Red??? the fuck up with that
anyways my theory is that hes the soulmate of the freak ma'el and the doctor met last session.
(responding to previous tags) i mean the fucker DOES have his hand in his pocket and it looks like he has a metal hand like RD... so....
also if it was made by cadillac technically they didnt know about the bracelets / necklaces? maybe they made it before and never bothered adding it? idk. just... side eyeing them..
ok ill post in here instead of in tags bc like..... i agree i agree i think we need 2 kno more. they clearly kno a lot abt rd so its like how r they contacting her??? i was thinking its like a tech brain thing but if jay is actually there im..... mind explodes
no fr so scared for them once the meta rules are gone. but also it seems almost like... RD can call for him... and that the bitch can teleport??? or go invisible so he could just like... be around.... do i think its correct for sure.. no.. but like i said its a conspiracy theory kinda night we're throwing pasta at walls
ANYWAYS. it feels like a conspiracy theory kinda night. fuck up w/ that guy R-D keeps talkin to, we know this freak got blue hair and pronouns. tf he helpin for.
R-D called him Jay?? and he called her Red??? the fuck up with that
anyways my theory is that hes the soulmate of the freak ma'el and the doctor met last session.
(responding to previous tags) i mean the fucker DOES have his hand in his pocket and it looks like he has a metal hand like RD... so....
also if it was made by cadillac technically they didnt know about the bracelets / necklaces? maybe they made it before and never bothered adding it? idk. just... side eyeing them..
I LEAVE TUMBLR FOR 2 FUCKIN SECONDS. WHY IS THERE YAOI ALL OVER MY FEED. LEAVE THE DAMN DOCTOR ALONE Y'ALL
ask him a question crabs. u kno u want 2
he refuses to take the currency of the people. we are uprising.
WHY IS THE CURRENCY OF THE PEOPLE YAOI?????
gay. next question. also blame fish
do we pay the dentists in yuri now? is this how this works?
he said hed take it if it was good quality idk ask him
gonna commission an artist to paint an entirely rendered piece just for him
ANYWAYS. it feels like a conspiracy theory kinda night. fuck up w/ that guy R-D keeps talkin to, we know this freak got blue hair and pronouns. tf he helpin for.
R-D called him Jay?? and he called her Red??? the fuck up with that
anyways my theory is that hes the soulmate of the freak ma'el and the doctor met last session.
I LEAVE TUMBLR FOR 2 FUCKIN SECONDS. WHY IS THERE YAOI ALL OVER MY FEED. LEAVE THE DAMN DOCTOR ALONE Y'ALL
ask him a question crabs. u kno u want 2
he refuses to take the currency of the people. we are uprising.
WHY IS THE CURRENCY OF THE PEOPLE YAOI?????
gay. next question. also blame fish
do we pay the dentists in yuri now? is this how this works?
I LEAVE TUMBLR FOR 2 FUCKIN SECONDS. WHY IS THERE YAOI ALL OVER MY FEED. LEAVE THE DAMN DOCTOR ALONE Y'ALL
ask him a question crabs. u kno u want 2
he refuses to take the currency of the people. we are uprising.
WHY IS THE CURRENCY OF THE PEOPLE YAOI?????
I LEAVE TUMBLR FOR 2 FUCKIN SECONDS. WHY IS THERE YAOI ALL OVER MY FEED. LEAVE THE DAMN DOCTOR ALONE Y'ALL
