Jim Morrison performing in Stockholm, Sweden, 1968. 🦎❤️🔥
trying on a metaphor
we're not kids anymore.
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Jim Morrison performing in Stockholm, Sweden, 1968. 🦎❤️🔥
sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.
My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking
im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab
if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right
have i ever shown u people my hand sofa
my prized possession is this loveseat I bought from a divorced dad who couldn’t tell me anything about it and in the years i’ve owned it i’ve never been able to find out who made it or where it came from. it’s got nails and finger creases and palm lines but they’re all kinda hard to see in this pic.
What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.
Wait I have a real version of this
THOSE ARE ALL REAL WEBSITES
Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things
this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)
this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it
how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free
reading a good interesting book after a horrible reading slump and suddenly you can feel the sun shining again and the sky is more beautiful than ever and birds are all singing songs to you
immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport
during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?
this too shall pass but the fuck was that for
*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*
*Phone rings, i go to answer it*
Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*
Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back
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