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i heard rowan didn't fuck audrina because she didn't have enough libra in her

anyone wanna tell me why rowan was fucking sprinting through town like a mf lunatic?

carmen reminds me of a wet sock that someone fried in ketchup

elise sullivan is a grotsky little byotch

val ACUTALLY likes when you nut on her dick grayson posters. weird ass bitch

valentina leon has an amazing ability to surpress her gag reflex

rowan looks like a half eaten fish sandwich -- hold the tartar sauce

harry like his girls round and with chocolate chips ; he only dates mrs field's choco chip delights

protip: val likes when people nut in her ear

audrina and val have probably killed a man in the name of slaylord swift

mina is the nastiest skank i've ever met. do not trust her. she is a fugly slut!

i saw elise raw a whole plate of shrimp alfredo with her big toe once

zander ate his twin in the womb

harry looks like a crouton

STUCK HIS DICK IN A TOILET **** LIKE DOWN THE HATCH AND FLUSHED HIS DICK IN LIKE A VACUUM

rowan 100% suck his dick in a toilet before

zander has no lips

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