Florida Born & Raised

Pianos, Patos and Pizza. Occasionally NSFW, so 18+ only, minors DNI, etc etc

[ratantics]

I needed to see this today.

[remanence-of-love]

[teathattast]

[c3rvida3]

Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

[mucmucvi]

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[kosmogrl]

stop being nosy

[spoopy-skeletoons-deactivated20]

Has anyone done this yet?

[sourcedumal]

I HATE ALL Y'ALL RIGHT NOW

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t that. LMAO

[the-haiku-bot]

I don’t know what I

expected, but it wasn’t

that. LMAO

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[audaciouspixie]

[Caption]: A clip from Disney’s Princess and the Frog; Dr. Facilier singing to Prince Naveen and his valet Lawrence, as he demonstrates his magic, including magically igniting the fires that illuminate the sign for his shop.

“Don’t you disrespect me, little man. Don’t you derogate or derive. You’re in my world now, not your world. And I’ve got friends on the other side.”

He magically opens the door to his shop to reveal an entirely different video of Adele in a forest, instead of the shops interior. Adele sings, “Hello, from the other siiiiide,” [End Caption]

[circumgutter]

[crackercub]

[icaseybaybee]

[frederickfollies]

Let’s go get naked in the woods

[spartan9797]

[hypedogs]

[eggfordessert]

[leo-from-the-past]

@seanmichaelfit

[shehehimherme]

[willgrahamscock]

can I just log in