Alcina with absolutely bad shit nuts s/o
Alcina: Darling? Is there a reason you decided to set the garbage can on fire in the fucking kitchen at 3 in the goddamn morning?
You: Uhhhhh... I was cold and I wanted to warm myself like the nice train spirit from the polar express!
Alcina: At 3′O CLOCK IN THE GODDAM MORNING! I WOULD HAVE SAID YES IF YOU HAD SIMPLY ASKED FOR CUDDLES YOU HEATHEAN! YOUR JUST AS BAD AS MY DAUGHTERS!
You: BUT BABE! We have smores! This is a special moment come join me. I shall roll the GOD FATHER BLUNT! what not appreciative of the classics?
Alcina: Darling, Darling... what the fuck?
You: Listen, when you said I do. You signed up for all this horseshit. So, shut up and eat your garbage.Â
P.s: Any feed back would be appreciated! Or if you wanna collab on a joint crack fic! lemme know i do take requests!