i subsist on the grapes of wrath

and the coconuts of carnage

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This is my fucking dad.

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Crack head Tony come back I miss you :''(

get out of my bathroom i know i forgot to lock the door but that doesn’t mean you can come in here while i’m pretending to piss to appear human 😒

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Selling MDMA message me for details.

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What is your dream?

I stood in a pitch black void with a glassy floor beneath me. I stared into forever until I saw the end of it. The concept of eternity never really scared me, so I had no real trouble with it at first. The thing that bugged me is that I felt something staring at me. Something beyond the realm of human understanding. Something more vast and all-encompassing than the eternity I was gazing into. It was then that I realized that I was standing on an eye. His eye. The endless black void I had stared into had been staring back at me. I had never felt such malice, such cold cruelty in my life. Now I fear eternity, because I know what it looks like, and I know what lies beyond it.

We are but meek and humble insects. Run. Run and never look back.

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blonde tony please o great finger eater ive worshipped you for so long

he uhh. isn't. blonde?

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like, fuck you, tony! thats my sandwich!

are you ready to witness the chaos we create? the unstoppable torrent of death and destruction which follows in the wake of a clash between gods?

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I fucked up

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Merry Crackmas, Tony! May All Your Dreams Haunt Us!

I shall rob you of every last shred of hope that you dare to contain within yourselves

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You thought I was done making shitty Tony amvs? huh? You thought I was above making another terrible crack ship centered around the crackhead? yeah? fuck?

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i recreated that one thing you did a while ago, Weed Consumer Tony. please keep me from listening to cascada in purgatory with your blessing :)

your offering has pleased the tony and you have been granted 4 extra years of life and unlimited weed in the afterlife

[crackheadtony]

Too Late

this makes me feel like i'm going to die very soon

I made this for the Tony Armageddon but most of you new followers missed that hellish ordeal... enjoy the taste

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they seriously tw tagged him (icon can be found on @translesbiantonyrydinger btw!)

We should all be warned about upcoming crackhead content tbh

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i blended that one picture yall made and it made me want to cru

THE ASSIMILATION IS COMPLETE

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Happy Halloween, followers of Tony

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