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@vivienified
Have you and Sage squashed your beef?
We donāt have beef?
TEXT | VIVZIE
Izzie: OMG!!!!!! SOME MAID OF HONOR YOU ARE, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL MEEEEEEE
Vivi: I'M SORRY! I JUST GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE EXCITEMENT OF ACTUALLY BEING WITH HIM AND BARELY EVER USED MY PHONE AFTER!!!!
TEXT | VIVZIE
Izzie: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Izzie: YOU AND WAYLAND?!?!?!?!?!?! FINALLY!!!!!!???????
Vivi: š¤
Vivi: ME AND WAYLAND!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!
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TEXT || DWARF KIDS + VIVI
Wayland: JUST VAGUE ENOUGH IS ENOUGH TO TELL ME!
Wayland: I guess so, but Izzie is a catch so like heād be stupid to say no. I was gonna say Bobbie too! Dude, a shot gun wedding would totally be me. I donāt know about Corn Chip though, like whatās his style? Is he a church dude? A beach guy?
Vivi: NO IT'S NOT! ALSO IT COULD'VE JUST BEEN A LADY SECRET! I DIDN'T KNOW!
Vivi: Well duh, but like he might be stupid! He did propose to Izzie and like immediately break up like she's not an anxious little weirdo! Cuz duh! The fact that she's not accidentally married yet to one of Team Terrible is SHOCKING! I really hate your nickname for him š Connie would probably be like ummm something really unconventional? Like at sea? In a hot air balloon? To an Elvis impersonator? The possibilities are truly infinite!
TEXT || DWARF KIDS + VIVI
Wayland: HOW COULD YOU KNOW AND NOT TELL ME?
Wayland: Iām assuming he said yes? I donāt know why he wouldnāt, but WILD. I just didnāt guess Izzie as the first of us to get married.
Vivi: UH. IT WASN'T LIKE A FULL CONFIRMATION! IT WAS JUST VAGUE ENOUGH THAT I WASN'T GONNA SAY ANYTHING.
Vivi: Idk man, they've been broken up about as long as they'd been together so like that's one reason? SAME? I for sure would've put all my money on Bobbie getting married on accident, and you or Connie getting shotgun married, WAY WAY WAY before IZZIE!
Finally getting to kiss you this year was honestly the coolest part of my otherwise-shittastic year. But even more important, your friendship and advice really opened my eyes to something and you'll be one of the first people I thank if I end up walking down the aisle in 2020. :x Love you!
TEXT || DWARF KIDS + VIVI
Wayland: I want to scream about how much of a fake friend you are but we have to put that on hold because
Wayland: IZZIE PROPOSED TO LāOGAN
Vivi: WOAH. actually you might wanna scream about me being a fake friend again cuz I think I knew that was happening? DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID THO?
TEXT || DWARF KIDS + VIVI
Wayland: And you havenāt sent them over to my cottage to do my chores? Rude.
Vivi: Why would I? They like ME and your clothes probably stink !
TEXT || DWARF KIDS + VIVI
Wayland: Okay, does anyone but me feel just a liiiiiitle left out in the magic barrier breaking thing? There's a girl running around as a literal SACK OF BUGS, and MERMAIDS, and FAIRIES flying around and we are....human.
Vivi: Speak for yourself, I currently have birds doing my laundry and a bunny making my bed. I think I am in hell, but I'm not mad.
TEXT || VIVLAND
Wayland: But what if my cottagemates have never even heard of it and now I'm just exposing myself!
Vivi: Then you should've thought about that before you lost a bedazzled bra? Maybe it's in someone's dresser and you should tell them before they try to wear it!
TEXT || VIVLAND
Wayland: Just because we're broken up doesn't mean it's suddenly okay to openly talk shit about her. Why wouldn't I keep it? I spent hours making sure those little suckers wouldn't fall off once I bedazzled them. Hmmm...I'll have to ask around.
Vivi: If you can point me to where I ever STOPPED openly talking shit about her, I might consider listening to you. I didn't think you'd ever need it again so I think I figured you might've donated it or something. Ask your cottagemates?
TEXT || VIVLAND
Wayland: Ew, gross dude. Why would I ever? No, the bedazzled bra that I wore that one year for Halloween when I was a drag queen. It's gone!
Vivi: I dunno why you even dated her in the first place so I REALLY don't know what you'd do in regards to her. Also...I was not aware you kept it? Also that it was LUCKY. Maybe one of your roommates borrowed it?
TEXT || VIVLAND
Wayland: Have you seen my lucky bra?
Vivi: Please don't tell me you've been hoarding one of Sage's bras like some pervy little gremlin.
vivienifiedā:
At this point in 2019 every sexified costume isnāt very creative or iconic. Probably since the costumes arenāt exactly intended to be the main attraction, y'know? I looked up sexy male Halloween costumes since āhot boyā brought up a lot of hot dog costumes and children, and there was one like ārub the lampā and the spout was suggestively placed and one that was little plaid boxers with suspenders and a giant cloth dick in front because subtlety is apparently deceased.
Every great main attraction needs an equally sexy side dish though! Wearing a shitty costume is like if I was a prime cut steak served up with a side of runny ass scrambled eggs. Thanks for trying though, you a real one. Damn. Thatās worse than gross, isnāt that also genie appropriation or whatever?
Steak as a breakfast food has never quite made sense to me, but I see what you're saying. Maybe a well made tacky hot guy costume could work? But you're welcome! It's totally genie appropriation, but since I saw it on google and not in Walt somewhere, it would be pretty useless to kick up a fuss about since most of the world doesn't even know that they actually exist.
Ū Our muses play with an Ouija board!
Wayland watched as Vivi set up the Ouija board sheād brought over for them to use. To him, it seemed like all that was going to happen was theyād bought stare at each other and accuse the other of being the one to move the piece for thirty minutes and then get bored and watch a movie, but to humor his friend he decided not to point that out.Ā
āSo who exactly are we hoping to contact here? Steve Irwin? Shakespeare?ā He asked, looking over the letters on the board.Ā āAnd do we have to do some kind of ritual beforehand? Likeā¦I donāt know, sacrifice a goat or something?ā He grabbed the back of the box, looking for instructions.Ā āDo I need to go put on a cloak?ā Not that he had one, but if he needed one he could probably go find one in Wesās closet.Ā
@vivienifiedā
"No, of course not. Why would either if them talk to us, we're total strangers. I think if we want to use this and want to do it right. We should try to contact your mom." Vivi pushed her glasses up higher on her nose and looked over Wayland, watching for any discomfort or negative emotion to show up on his face. "You can tell me if you hate the idea. But you do bring her up a lot, so maybe it would be...interesting to see if she wants to chat?" Vivi snatched the box out of Wayland's hand and threw it about six inches away. Not far by any definition but it was enough to make a point. "I looked this up thoroughly online before I got here and there's no ritual and a cloak is insanely unnecessary, plus you don't even have one. We're just supposed to clear ourselves of all distractions, sit facing each other with our knees touching, and put the board in the middle on our laps.
vivienifiedā:
Most hot boy Halloween costumes are kind of basic and ugly no matter what you do with them since they all just seem to be shorts, some kind of collar thing and maybe something for the wrists and thatās it. So really if you want a costume for the sole purpose of just being like āhey look Iām thiccā, Iām pretty sure every suitable option can already be easily found on google. As long as you donāt pick any of those disgusting peen-centric ones that are borderline sexual harrassment, I think anything would work well enough on you.
Thanks for the vote of confidence, but thatās just it though, youāre right ā all the options on Google are basic and ugly, and those are two words I refuse to associate with. I donāt think I saw any peen-centric ones when I looked though, what the fuck did you type in to get those kind of responses?
At this point in 2019 every sexified costume isn't very creative or iconic. Probably since the costumes aren't exactly intended to be the main attraction, y'know? I looked up sexy male Halloween costumes since "hot boy" brought up a lot of hot dog costumes and children, and there was one like "rub the lamp" and the spout was suggestively placed and one that was little plaid boxers with suspenders and a giant cloth dick in front because subtlety is apparently deceased.